Broadway was filled with panicked crowds, and flames soared over the once-bustling street.
Unending screams echoed through the pitch-black night sky, forming a soaring symphony.
A yellow monster covered in spikes was wantonly destroying everything before him!
He was none other than Hulk's archenemy, Abomination, originally named Emil Blonsky.
He was a mercenary from the former Yugoslavia who, to gain the power to fight Hulk,
had volunteered to become a test subject for General Ross of the United States military and undergo gamma irradiation.
He had become the shit-yellow giant-Abomination. But this mutation was extremely unstable,
and, like Hulk, he had become agitated and frenzied, losing his reason!
News of Abomination's rampage on Broadway had, in an extremely short time,
reached the ears of the United States military and S.H.I.E.L.D. Naturally, it could not be kept from Hydra either.
"Coulson, have you notified Tony?! How much longer until he gets to the scene?"
Nick Fury roared at Coulson on the other end of the phone, the veins on his bald head bulging.
But Coulson was in a difficult position too. He could not get through to Tony at all.
In fact, after he called three times in a row, Tony had blacklisted him!
Back when Nick Fury had invited Tony to join the [Avengers], he had turned Tony down with an incredibly pretentious air,
giving him only a position as a security consultant, with working hours from Monday through Thursday.
Yes, the kind with no overtime at night!
As a renowned capitalist, Tony was extremely averse to overtime,
especially under an exploitative boss who did not even pay overtime. Tony had no so-called enthusiasm for the job whatsoever!
Besides, he had just acquired a huge pile of alien technological data, along with an intact alien spaceship,
so he was even less likely to answer S.H.I.E.L.D.'s calls!
Coulson hesitated, then tentatively asked the question on his mind.
"Sir, should we contact Su Zhou? Didn't you say he was fine now?"
"What good would calling him here do?! That monster on the street isn't even afraid of tanks.
"No matter how good Su Zhou's marksmanship is, he can't kill it with a sniper rifle!"
Nick Fury helplessly covered his forehead, somewhat regretting that he had not prepared better guns for Su Zhou.
Otherwise, they would not have been so helpless now!
Roooaaar!!!
The unbeatable Abomination grew even more frenzied, and with a furious roar at the sky,
the already sharp spikes on his body suddenly grew much longer, making him look even more hideous and repulsive!
Suddenly, a loud gunshot interrupted Abomination's furious roar.
A large-caliber bullet shot straight into Abomination's throat, and the intense discomfort made it cough violently!
Standing at the edge of the battlefield, Nick Fury looked toward the gunshot and spotted a black figure crouching atop a tall building.
Bang-!
Another loud gunshot rang out, and another bullet was stuffed into the nostril of Abomination as he lay coughing on the ground.
Immediately afterward, the black figure leaped straight off the roof.
Halfway down, the black cape behind him suddenly spread open, transforming into a pair of pitch-black wings.
Like a giant bat, the black figure glided a hundred meters through the air,
then struck a superhero landing pose as he landed opposite Abomination!
"Is that Batman from Hell's Kitchen?!"
"Yes, yes! Our superhero is here!"
"Batman, I love you!"
The civilians who had been fleeing the scene in panic cheered when they saw their superhero appear.
Su Zhou fighting crime in Hell's Kitchen as Batman had naturally become a hot topic in the city.
Newspapers and news programs had extensively covered Batman's exploits, criticizing the NYPD's incompetence along the way.
And this organically generated buzz was far hotter than any promotion capitalists could pay for.
Even sales of Superman and Batman comics had risen dramatically because of Su Zhou's appearance.
The comics publisher had no choice but to print tens of thousands of extra copies overnight, accepting this enormous windfall through tears!
So now, Tony the Iron Man was nowhere near as popular as Su Zhou's Batman!
Watching Su Zhou suddenly charge onto the battlefield, Nick Fury nodded in satisfaction.
He had known that someone as righteous as Su Zhou would never allow Abomination to destroy the city at will.
But aside from his excellent marksmanship, how was Su Zhou going to fight the shit-yellow monster before him head-on?!
While the surrounding crowd cheered Batman's dazzling entrance, Abomination spat out the bullet lodged in his throat.
He sneezed on the spot, ejecting the other bullet stuffed into his nostril as well!
Ever since landing, Su Zhou had remained motionless in that superhero pose.
Su Zhou: (ಠ︵ಠ)
No wonder they made fun of this superhero landing pose in the Black Widow movie.
Landing in this pose from high up made your legs go numb!!!
Bang!
Abomination punched the motionless Su Zhou, sending him flying backward into a restaurant by the road!
A chaotic clatter rang out as he knocked the pots, bowls, ladles, and pans on the stove into disarray!
The cheering crowd suddenly fell into deathly silence.
Then, with no telling who started it, they all let out terrified screams,
returning once again to their original state of panic as they began fleeing away from Abomination!
Nick Fury was now the most worried of them all. Even if Su Zhou's physique was a little stronger than the average person's,
that punch from Abomination would have flattened even a security door!
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!
A frying pan flew out of the restaurant Su Zhou had crashed into, tracing an arc through the air before smashing into Abomination's face!
Nick Fury: (⊙o●)!
Abomination: =͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞(●⁰ꈊ⁰●|||)
"You monster with no martial virtue! I, Batman, won't rest until one of us is dead today! Fight me!!!"
Su Zhou became a streak of black light and kicked Abomination square in the face.
Then he flew back even faster, crashing into the restaurant a second time!
Nick Fury: (눈‸●)
Forces acted mutually. Perfectly reasonable!
Even though aliens and superheroes existed in this world, physics still existed too!
The two successive provocations completely enraged the shit-yellow monster, who let out an earth-shaking roar.
Brandishing his sharp spikes, he charged into the restaurant and saw Su Zhou lying amid a pile of tables and chairs.
A fist the size of a clay pot tore through the air with a whistle, smashing toward Su Zhou's face.
"System, use the character trial card: Third Brother!"