Clang~~~!!!
Su Zhou caught Abomination's mighty punch with ease, producing a metallic clang.
A fist the size of a cooking pot was caught by an ordinary human palm. Although there was a difference in their sizes,
Su Zhou, who had undergone two enhancements in a short time, was now about as strong as Abomination.
After all, Abomination was only a phase-one boss right now. His health bar hadn't dropped enough to enter phase two yet!
But right now, Su Zhou was possessed by the Calabash Brothers' Third Brother, with a bronze head and iron arms, impervious to blades and bullets!
His whole body was like a nail, while Abomination was the hammer driving it in.
Su Zhou had caught the punch, but the tiles beneath his feet shattered, and half his feet sank into the ground!
"Little bug!!!"
With his attack blocked, Abomination seemed to have recovered quite a bit of his senses. He could actually deliver a few lines now!
Su Zhou chuckled, grabbed Abomination's fingers, and exerted his strength.
With an over-the-shoulder throw, he sent Abomination crashing into the pile of pots and pans too!
Su Zhou loosened his somewhat stiff neck. Third Brother's character card could certainly take a beating,
but once that body of steel and iron was activated, his whole body seemed to become less flexible.
Even rubbing his hands together produced a metallic clang!
The character trial card wouldn't last long. He had to finish the fight within five minutes!
"Come on, have some fun with Batman!"
Su Zhou twisted around and charged at Abomination, who was struggling in the pile of cookware.
But he was only halfway there when Abomination tore out the entire stainless-steel stove.
With a terrifying rush of wind, it came hurtling toward Su Zhou!
Su Zhou had originally wanted to dodge, but the restaurant he was in was too small. There was no room to evade it.
He could only take it with his face, expressionless!
Struck by the stove, Su Zhou flew out like a cannonball and slammed heavily onto the asphalt road.
The violent impact hadn't hurt him at all. His head was just a little dizzy.
Only after some struggling did he pull himself out of the car!
"This guy... he's so strong!"
Su Zhou looked at his tattered suit and sighed regretfully.
This outfit had been the result of Tony's mischievous sense of humor back then. He had used the best things he had
to make this Batsuit for him. Although it was more useful for cosplay than actual combat,
Su Zhou still really liked the feature that let the cape on his back serve as a paraglider.
It was super cool, okay!
But now the cape was broken. It couldn't turn into bat wings anymore!
Abomination walked out of the restaurant with a low growl, lifting the entire stove over his head,
as though mocking Su Zhou's powerlessness!
His twisted, spike-covered body looked especially hideous amid the restaurant's ruins.
Wriggling muscles were faintly visible beneath his shit-yellow skin, which gave off a nauseating smell!
Su Zhou took a deep breath and carefully detached the cape from his back.
He might still be able to use this thing later. He couldn't let it get so badly damaged that it couldn't even be repaired!
Su Zhou casually tore the door off the wrecked car behind him and, using a Frisbee-throwing motion,
hurled it at Abomination's legs. The entire car door spun through the air,
slamming squarely into Abomination's knee!
Abomination let out a howl of pain. His body swayed slightly, and the stove he held aloft nearly slipped from his hands!
Su Zhou seized the opportunity to close in quickly, circling around to Abomination's side.
Abomination swung the stove in his hands again, trying to force Su Zhou back.
But Su Zhou dodged nimbly, pressing one hand down on top of the stove,
and lightly vaulted past it. Even in the darkness,
Su Zhou could see the surprise in Abomination's eyes!
That was the worth of the [Stunt Master] skill. It was just a simple parkour move!
While airborne, Su Zhou straightened the five fingers of his right hand together, forming a knife-hand,
and chopped at the thickest bone spike on Abomination's back!
Third Brother's abilities weren't limited to taking hits. Those weapons in the hands of the toad spirits and centipede spirits
had been chopped into several pieces by Third Brother's knife-hand, as easily as slicing vegetables!
Now Su Zhou was copying Third Brother's actions, but the bone spikes on Abomination's back could injure Hulk.
Su Zhou had absolutely no confidence that he could chop one off with his hand.
But since he was already here, he might as well try. What if it worked!
Clink-!
Su Zhou's knife-hand really was like a divine weapon, effortlessly chopping off that thickest bone spike.
But before the spike could hit the ground, Abomination grabbed Su Zhou's left leg!
Su Zhou: =͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞(●⁰ꈊ⁰●|||)
I'm cooked!
I'm about to get the same treatment as Loki!
Sure enough, with the bone spike on his back chopped off, Abomination went completely berserk and dropped the stove in his hands.
Grabbing Su Zhou by the ankle, he gave him the Loki treatment: Hell's Paradise Drop!
Watching from a distance, Nick Fury's old face turned pitch-black. He really didn't know what to say.
Su Zhou and Abomination's fight looked like they were fooling around. There was none of the hard-man showdown he had imagined,
no furious exchange of punches and kicks, only one-sided domination and merciless smashing!
One second, Su Zhou had severely wounded Abomination, chopping off the thickest bone spike on his back.
The next, Abomination had him by the ankle and was slamming him around, leaving him completely unable to fight back.
Other than marvel at Su Zhou's toughened body, there seemed to be nothing he could do!
But Su Zhou's current performance also left Nick Fury utterly baffled. With a body this tough,
why had he nearly blown up his own heart when facing Iron Monger?
Couldn't he have just walked up and torn Iron Monger apart with his bare hands?
Roar, roar, roar!!!
An enormous green figure appeared, charging over with a random little car in his hands.
Under Su Zhou's horrified gaze, the front of that random little car
rear-ended his perfect jawline. If Third Brother's character trial card hadn't still been active,
he would definitely have been disfigured!
The sudden attack hit not only Su Zhou. Even Abomination, who was holding him, wasn't spared.
Under the violent impact, the little car exploded violently,
forming an enormous fireball on the spot. Shattered glass littered Broadway.
Su Zhou spun out of the fireball, trailing black smoke and a little flame from his backside,
and crashed into another restaurant!
As for Abomination and Hulk, who had just joined the battlefield, the two were like natural enemies.
Naturally, they ignored a small fry like Su Zhou. Accompanied by two much alike roars,
they began tearing into each other. The unlucky ones, naturally, were still the vehicles parked along the road!
They moved away from the unfortunate Su Zhou in a trail of flames and explosions, leaving behind only that thick bone spike!
Su Zhou: (〝▼皿▼)
If the tiger doesn't bare its fangs, you really think I'm Doraemon?