Marvel: Undercover in S.H.I.E.L.D., I'm So Righteous It's Wicked
Chapter 64

I wondered why her outfit was so tight! Turns out she'd put on weight!

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"It's Agent Barton! He's on the second floor!"

Sitwell was terrified by the arrow; if it had been five centimeters off target, he would be meeting Satan by now!

However, as a seasoned undercover agent, he immediately reported the enemy's location.

They reported Hawkeye's location, and just as Su Zhou was about to set off to make the arrest,

The entire Helicarrier suddenly sank again, and the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. in the command center rolled around on the floor once more.

A few unlucky souls with poor mental fortitude ended up landing on top of those wildly imaginative Skrulls.

His face was covered in green blood and brain matter, and he immediately fainted!

The arrow Hawkeye just fired directly disabled another engine of the Helicarrier.

Now, two out of four engines have stopped working, and the car is falling uncontrollably!

Su Zhou realized that things couldn't continue like this; if the Helicarrier were to crash now...

Not only will few of the people on the ship survive, but few of the people standing beneath them will survive either!

They rushed over, grabbed one of the operators from the ground, and placed him on the control panel.

"Change course and fly towards the sea! We might crash!"

"The navigation system is down, sir!"

The operator glanced at his control panel and realized he had no idea about the flight path.

Su Zhou, exasperated, flicked him on the head, making his head buzz.

"The sun is in the sky! Keep the sun flying to the left of the mothership, understand?!"

"Yes, sir!!!"

Su Zhou dropped the operator he was handling and used the control panel for leverage.

He leaped onto the second level of the bridge and spoke into the radio to Tony:

" Tony! Have you fixed the engine yet? Another engine has broken down now."

If you don't fix it, the whole ship will sink!

"I need some external force; I need to go inside the turbine and give it a push!"

If you have time, could you come and help me?

Tony's radio was filled with the howling of the wind; even his mask and helmet couldn't completely conceal it.

Su Zhou glanced at the direction Clint had fled in using his [ Super Vision ], which was directly in the direction of the cell where Loki was imprisoned.

Loki can escape, but this Helicarrier cannot fall!

Natasha is nearby; she should be able to handle Hawkeye, right?

Anyway, during the Captain America: Civil War Civil War, Natasha never lost to Hawkeye.

Natasha and Clint headed in the direction where Loki was imprisoned.

He's yours now, I'm going to help Tony... Be careful, this guy doesn't know how to hold back these days."

"You care about me so much, does that mean you've fallen in love with me?"

Natasha's teasing voice came through the earphones; it was clear she enjoyed Su Zhou's concern.

As for why she said that, it's because she felt that Su Zhou was a virgin and had finally fallen in love!

Although Su Zhou is truly a lifelong single, aside from those bookworms in the United States...

A man with such an outstanding physique who is still a virgin is rarer than a giant panda from Sichuan.

There's no way around it; that's just how things are in the United States!

Su Zhou's old face flushed slightly, but he still said defiantly:

" Agent Romanoff, you should know that you are now my personal assistant."

I've already paid you in advance. If you want to resign, remember to return the money.

"Oh? Do you want me to take it off and give it back to you?"

Natasha was far more formidable than Su Zhou, this virgin; the moment she opened her mouth, a car seemed to run over Su Zhou's face.

At this moment, Tony's voice appeared, saving Su Zhou from his predicament.

"I think your repayment process needs a witness, someone who is a good friend of both of you."

I think I can be a witness, and if possible, I'd like the whole thing recorded on video!

Su Zhou:(✧◡✧)

It has to be Tony!

Those twelve Playboy cover girls every year aren't just sleeping around for nothing!

However, Natasha was not a woman who could be easily dismissed. She smiled gently and said:

"Of course, Pepper Potts, as my former boss, can also be a witness."

Now it was Tony's turn to be embarrassed; he and Pepper Potts had just started dating.

It's fine if my flirtatious talk doesn't get out, but if it reaches Pepper Potts's ears...

This is not good news for him; Tony Stark has turned over a new leaf!

Just kidding, it's pure love, okay?

" Su Zhou, hurry up and do it! I'm already ready to start turning on the fan!"

Tony cleverly changed the subject; Natasha, this seasoned veteran, was not someone he, a pure-hearted warrior, could defeat.

Su Zhou reached out and opened a teleportation portal, but before he could go through,

He raised his hand and shot a mercenary down, then leisurely walked over.

Looking at the chaotic scene, Su Zhou finished off the mercenaries lying on the ground one by one.

" Tony, I've arrived. What do you need me to do?"

"After I start the 'fan,' you flip the controller, and the magnetic poles will flip."

Then blah blah blah, so that I can blah blah blah...

Tony rambled on for ages, but Su Zhou said he only understood to flip the controller.

Helpless, he said to Tony:

" Tony, speak like a human being."

Tony:(눈‸눈)

I just don't like hanging out with these academically challenged people! We have absolutely nothing in common!

I must communicate with Dr. Banner more in the future; only he can understand what I'm saying!

"When I tell you to pull that red lever, then pull it."

"Can't you speak like a normal person? What are you pretending to be, some intellectual? Does having a high school diploma make you superior?"

Su Zhou showed no awareness of being a poor student, nor was he proud of his elementary school diploma.

Tony pursed his lips helplessly and started turning the fan.

"You don't even have a high school diploma? Are S.H.I.E.L.D..'s hiring standards really that low now?"

" Tony, you'll soon find that seven PhDs are no match for a sniper rifle."

Su Zhou suddenly recalled the plot of Thor: Ragnarok: Ragnarok, where the self-exiled Hulk encountered an anxious Thor.

Banner stated that his seven doctoral degrees were far more valuable than Hulk's brute force of destruction.

But when Thor asked Banner to use his seven doctoral degrees to come up with a solution, Banner still chose to become the Hulk.

With Tony pushing the engine at full power, it started running smoothly.

"Pull that lever, Su Zhou!"

Tony realized that he was no longer flying as fast as the fan blades were spinning.

The fan blades were pushing him along, and he couldn't move at all!

"Bang--!"

Su Zhou did not answer; instead, a gunshot rang out over the radio.

Then Tony fell out of the fan and flew through the air, bumping and clattering.

Su Zhou watched Tony fly steadily through the air, then opened another portal.

"I went to help Natasha, possibly while I was infiltrating the Stark Industries."

The staff meal was so good that it slowed them down, and Clint knocked them out!

No wonder her dress was so tight! Turns out she's gained weight!

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