"Are you sure?"
Su Zhou really didn't understand this technical stuff, even if it was only the early 2000s,
but Tony's technology was clearly at the forefront of the world, far too advanced for him to understand.
"Well... this might sound a little disrespectful, but are you sure that once I explain the principles,
you'll understand everything I say? Without needing any additional explanation?"
Su Zhou: (=ω=;)
Tony really wasn't wrong. He felt insulted!
"Fine, you have a point."
Su Zhou put away the metal button and got up to leave, then suddenly seemed to remember something.
"One more question, Tony. Can I borrow a car?
You live too far out. There aren't even any taxis!"
"I'll just have Happy drive you. Given your personality, you wouldn't scratch my car,
but you'd readily abandon a car that wasn't yours, just like that Audi you left at Stark Industries!"
As a rich man, Tony didn't care about a car at all,
but he cared very much about a legitimate opportunity to give Su Zhou a hard time.
Happy dropped Su Zhou off outside Stark Industries. After waving goodbye to Happy,
he received a call from Nick Fury, telling him to stay where he was. He wanted to meet Su Zhou!
Before long, a black Land Rover stopped beside Su Zhou.
When the driver's window rolled down, Su Zhou discovered that Director Nick himself was driving.
After exchanging a glance with him, Su Zhou got into the car without a word.
Nick didn't speak to Su Zhou either, simply driving on.
System, use Justice Points for a draw!
Su Zhou summoned the system in his mind and used the draw he'd squeezed out of Tony.
Accompanied by cheap sound effects in his head, the prize wheel spun round and round.
Ten seconds later, the pointer settled firmly on a skill!
[Super Vision]: Allows the user to see light of all wavelengths, including radio waves, ultraviolet rays, X-rays, and gamma rays.
Su Zhou: (๑＞︶＜)و
Isn't this Superman's ability? Did I hit the jackpot in one pull?
Unfortunately, it wasn't something like [Man of Steel] or [Kryptonian Bloodline] that gave him everything in one go,
but this skill that could serve as X-ray vision was a perfect match for his [Deadshot] skill!
[Deadshot] could kill targets by ricocheting bullets, as long as he knew the target's location.
Now that he had vision that could see through everything, he might actually pull off some cheat-level moves!
Delighted, Su Zhou turned his attention away from the prize wheel and eagerly activated [Super Vision].
Sure enough, under the effects of this skill, he could even clearly see every blood vessel in his body.
Turning to look at Nick Fury beside him, Su Zhou immediately noticed something wrong.
The person in front of him wasn't Nick Fury!
However, Su Zhou didn't act immediately. Instead, he used [Super Vision] to inspect his surroundings.
Fortunately, there wasn't a third person in the car, or Su Zhou would have suspected this was a death trap set for him.
When the "Nick Fury" before him drove to a deserted place, the instant the vehicle came to a complete stop,
as he turned around to say something, Su Zhou pulled out his pistol
and pressed it against that black, egg-shaped head!
"Put your hands on the steering wheel where I can see them! Who are you? And where is Nick Fury?"
Su Zhou cocked the hammer and disengaged the safety, looking ready to fire at any moment.
Sweat instantly appeared on Nick Fury's forehead. After all, Su Zhou really looked like he might shoot at any moment!
Gripping the steering wheel tightly with both hands, he feigned composure and said,
"Hey! Kid, have you gone crazy? I'm Nick, your superior!"
Bang-!!!
With a gunshot, Su Zhou blew a hole in the head of the Nick Fury before him.
But what spurted from the hole in his head wasn't white brain matter and red blood,
but a splash of green fluid, like some insect's bodily fluids.
Then his appearance rapidly changed as well, his entire face turning green,
with two pointed ears. No matter how you looked at him, he wasn't a normal human!
[Stopped one Skrull's invasion of Earth, Justice Points +10]
Su Zhou: (✧◡✧)
I knew Skrulls were no good!
Those not of our race are bound to have different hearts!
And that Fury actually dared to work with them. Now I've got something on you!
There are still so many Skrulls on Earth. I'm about to take off!
"You motherfucker! What have you done?!"
Just as Su Zhou was feeling pleased with himself, our Motherfucker Man emerged from the bushes.
Another black, egg-shaped head appeared, only this time, he was visibly panicking!
Bang!
Without even thinking, Su Zhou got out of the car and shot Fury in the thigh!
Director Nick took a bullet to the leg and fell, but no blood appeared.
Su Zhou strode forward and pinned the back of his neck down hard with his knee.
With lightning speed, he cuffed Nick, then pressed his gun against Fury.
"Nick Fury! I now suspect you of colluding with aliens in an attempt to invade Earth!"
"Fuck! I can't breathe! Get your leg off my neck!"
But Su Zhou acted as though he hadn't heard him, his knee still pressing firmly against the back of his neck.
A minute passed, and Nick felt as though his lungs were about to explode.
After being deprived of oxygen for so long, his vision went black, and he passed out!
Only when Su Zhou noticed the man beneath him had stopped moving did he lift his knee from his neck.
After thinking it over, still worried he'd caught the wrong person, he drew his tactical dagger from his ankle
and made a small cut in Nick's skin. Seeing that the blood flowing out was red,
he finally nodded in satisfaction!
Taking out his phone, Su Zhou called Coulson.
"Sir, did you know Nick Fury was colluding with aliens?"
"Aliens?!"
"Okay, looks like you weren't involved in this. Get over here right away.
You can locate me. After all, I haven't removed the trackers from my suit."
Only after obtaining [Super Vision] had Su Zhou discovered that his suit
actually concealed three trackers. Even his leather shoes had them!
After hanging up on Coulson, Su Zhou noticed that Fury, lying on the ground, had stopped breathing.
His heartbeat had slowed too, and he looked about to die for good.
Only then did he step on his back and give him a round of CPR.
Watching Fury gradually recover, Su Zhou took a coil of rope from the Land Rover's trunk.
He tied one end around Fury's neck with a fixed knot and looped the other over a roadside tree branch,
turning it into a gallows for an execution!
While Su Zhou was busy, Fury gradually regained consciousness.
Watching Su Zhou prepare the "instruments of torture," Nick let out broken groans.
"Su Zhou... you mother... gack!"
Before he could finish, Su Zhou pulled the rope taut. Fury's vision went black, and he passed out again!
[Stopped one instance of Nick Fury's foul language, Justice Points +1]
Su Zhou: (✧◡✧)
Just as planned!