Honkai: Star Rail: What Kind of Aeon Slacks Off All the Time?
Chapter 213

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Upon hearing this, Xing raised an eyebrow; she was in dire need of a tour guide.

"There's no performance today, and guiding jobs aren't always available... Everyone who comes here is a VIP, and most of them have escorts."

"Sigh~ Even the Planet of Festivities is realistic..."

"No, no!" Firefly waved her hand. " Penacony is a place where dreams converge, a grand feast that never ends! It's just that with the ceremony approaching, the pressure is quite high..."

Are you a the Family member too?

"Me? No, that's not it... I'm not even a member of the Family yet, I'm just working for them..."

As Xing spoke, he noticed that Firefly lowered her eyelashes, looked around, and paid particular attention to the noisy crowd, as if something was hiding among them.

But soon, Firefly composed herself and turned her gaze back to her.

These people in Penacony are all masters of counter-surveillance. Stars wielding powerful weapons are not afraid of this at all. Taking this opportunity to learn about the local area is not a bad thing.

"... Let's not talk about that! I'll take you to see the town... Let's go!"

When talking about the first stop for most people after entering a dream, it is naturally [ Oti Mall ], where the Dreamscape Sales Store is very famous.

Just a few minutes ago, Xing experienced a unique dream bubble; the remaining Nameless dream bubble can wait until before leaving.

In addition, there are various luxury goods, clothing, trendy toy stores, and even car dealerships—in other words, as long as you have enough [ Alfalfa Credits ], you can buy whatever you want.

These items can not only circulate in dreams, but can also be brought back to reality through additional services. For example, finding a mysterious man drinking milk tea might even bring your dream car to life.

At the plaza near the Oti Mall, Sparkle, knowing she wouldn't find anything amusing with Ye Yan, skipped away.

The Masked Fools is here to have fun; it's no fun if he becomes the source of the amusement.

Having just seen off the Masked Fools, Ye Yan watched as Acheron, who hadn't gone far, returned the way he came and went back into the milk tea shop.

That doesn't make sense. Has His Eternity blessing expired? Or has He gotten lost again?

Well, since he was already here, he might as well make the best of it. In these few minutes, he would teach Acheron how to become an excellent milk tea shop employee.

"Perfect timing. Since fate has brought you back here, why don't we seize the time and discuss how to quickly transform the Self-Annihilator of ' Nihility ' into an excellent bubble tea shop employee?"

A few minutes later, Xing and Firefly stepped into the open-air plaza outside the Oti Mall, where the dazzling dream lights outlined the building's beautiful silhouette.

As their gazes darted around, they almost simultaneously stopped in front of a brand-new milk tea shop.

"Strange, when did this appear...?"

Firefly tilted her head slightly, her clear eyes filled with genuine confusion. She had come to check out the place yesterday but hadn't seen the milk tea shop.

"Hmm... I don't know why, but this bubble tea shop looks really familiar."

Thinking back to that dilapidated milk tea shop in Luofu, and then looking at this brightly decorated shop, it's hard to make any connection.

You should drink less of Ye Yan's milk tea in the future; it's giving her hallucinations.

"The shop name is also quite unique, 'Elation Milk Tea Shop '?"

"Excuse me, do you sell Penacony's specialty foods here? Like Clockie Pizza, Oak Cake Roll, alfalfa salad, or something similar?"

Acheron shook her head and handed Firefly a menu. She was only responsible for selling milk tea for Ye Yan; the rest was another story.

"Hmm... pick whatever you like, I'll pay!"

Firefly took out 20,000 Credits, but then saw Xing Chao give her a look of pity.

With only 20,000 Credits, how impoverished must this girl's daily life be? Every Credits she spends is like a drop of blood in her veins. How can you bear to let such a lovely young lady lose her entire day's budget?

Xing browsed the menu: eight flavors of Dreamy Crispy Cones, Oak Cake Roll, Clockie Pizza, and... Aeon (crossed out) Penacony Magical Toys?

This doesn't make sense, does it? Isn't this a bubble tea shop? Why didn't she see any bubble tea-related drinks?

"Ahem! How about... two Oak Cake Roll?"

After leaving the bubble tea shop, Firefly took Xing to the next must-see attraction at Penacony.

"A bubble tea shop that doesn't sell bubble tea? What a shameless shop that's putting up a false front! I better not find out who the owner is, or he'll be in big trouble."

Xing put a small piece of cake roll into her mouth. The taste was just so-so, but it had a strange milk tea flavor.

"Look, this statue is Penacony's famous cartoon character—[ Clockie ]!"

"From Penacony's longest-running and most famous animated series, it tells the adventure story of Clockie and his friends living in Dreamville —it has been running for over 10,000 episodes to date!"

Xing commented briefly, "What an abstract clock."

"Uh... maybe it's because the animation style is a bit retro. But did you know? It's said that the prototype for Clockie is that famous—[ the Clockmaker ]!"

While Xing was still reviewing the milk tea-flavored Oak Cake Roll, Firefly seemed to say something very important, so she had to listen carefully!

Just as Firefly was about to continue speaking, a sudden voice interrupted her.

"Ahem... Hello everyone, dear viewers! How was your experience playing [ Golden Hour ]?"

Xing twitched her ears; why did that voice sound so familiar?

Following the sound, Xing and Firefly saw that familiar face.

Ye Yan cleared his throat on stage, took out a megaphone, and addressed the crowd.

"Now... I'm going to reveal a secret to you all! The Ena of [ Order ] was not actually absorbed by [ Harmony ] Xipe, but rather fell into a deep sleep after the Swarm Disaster."

"Therefore, those who walk the Path of [ Order ] can rejoice to their heart's content!"

"But that's not the point! Open your eyes wide, for the [ Order ] Aeon stands before you, delivering a great speech!"

"But since I have only recently awakened, I am still somewhat confused about everything in this world, so I urgently need some Credits!"

"If anyone here can donate 10,000 Credits to help me defeat [ Harmony ] Xipe, I will appoint you as the new [ Order ] Emanator!"

In the audience, Xing's brain seemed to freeze for a few seconds as she tried to understand whether this was performance art, a new type of scam, or some kind of Aeon humor that she couldn't comprehend.

"Um... this gentleman's marketing methods are quite novel, a bit exaggerated, aren't they?"

Firefly was relatively calmer. She tilted her head slightly, leaned close to Xing's ear, and explained in a voice that only the two of them could hear.

Firefly had heard Silver Wolf mention this man named Ye Yan before. Silver Wolf had specifically told her that although Ye Yan was currently an Nameless, his true identity was actually the [ Eternity ] Emanator!

That's right, just like Fulisina, he's an [ Eternity ] Emanator! The complete cure for Entropy Loss Syndrome was also thanks to him... uh, a bottle of milk tea.

Xing regained her senses and, without hesitation, turned on her phone's camera, took a picture of the scene, and sent it to Ye Yan.

[Star: [Image. jpg]]

[Star: What kind of stunt is this now? Is that really you?]

Almost the instant the message was sent--

[System message: Message sending failed]

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