"Question: When does the Sect Master take his bath?"
Inside the Illusory Moon Cave Abode, Bingtang rubbed her forehead, holding the collected questions.
All eyes turned to Xiao Yumo.
It's obvious who came up with this problem, even with your eyes closed.
Xiao Yumo was also tightly clutching her Shion doll, "It's usually eight o'clock at night, sometimes a little later, nine o'clock. If it's too late, the Sect Master will get up the next morning to wash up—"
Super Blue Flower was somewhat dumbfounded. "No, Xiao Yumo, you've been monitoring us all night?"
"No, no, I just got up early, glanced at the sign, and went to school—"
Because of Yumo's abilities, she is very fast, and she can basically follow the sect leader for a while before going to school without being late.
The group of people who listened were speechless.
Bingtang didn't pay any attention and simply put down Yumo's question paper.
The position of sect leader's girlfriend is currently vacant, and he will certainly need a girlfriend in the future.
Whether it's his true identity or the sect leader's intention to facilitate his actions—and what kind of actions require a girlfriend, let's leave that aside for now—the point is to avoid internal disputes within the sect that could delay the sect leader's important business if he urgently needs a friend.
Therefore, we need to select a qualified successor in advance to take on the role of girlfriend.
This is a major matter Seeking Gold.
The various arts of cultivating immortality were no longer suitable for the current environment. After some discussion, the disciples finally chose the method that best embodied the spirit of immortality.
Answering the question from the beggar under the mulberry tree.
Everyone presents ten questions, and then Bingtang selects the most suitable and meaningful ones for the true disciples to answer. The person who answers the most questions is the one with the deepest understanding of the Great Dao, the most profound cultivation, and the most qualified to Seeking Gold.
I chose Yumo's as the first one.
Super Blue Flower shook his head after hearing this, looking at her with a disappointed expression, and said, " Xiao Yumo, your question isn't very good. You should ask the Sect Master if he urinates directly in the shower when he takes a bath—"
Yarrow was speechless for a moment. "What are you asking?"
"Oh, it's perfectly normal to pee in the shower, right? It just rinses off easily, what's so strange about it? Don't you guys do that? You can't expect to go outside to pee after showering, can you?"
For a moment, all the disciples turned their heads away, not answering the question about Blue Flower.
Bingtang tapped Blue Flower's head helplessly, "Stop fooling around----"
"Sect Master, Sect Master would never do that while taking a bath."
After Yumo whispered something, the entire Illusory Moon Cave Abode fell silent.
Bai Mei, who had been listening to the meeting with her eyes closed, couldn't help but secretly open her right eye a crack and glance at Yumo.
Yarrow Grass wasn't really interested in the meeting; she was still figuring out what Harry Potter magic she could use to give the sect leader a big surprise.
Sipping his Milk Tea leisurely, he planned to just listen to see if there was anything amusing.
As a result, Yumo's words caused her to spit out her Milk Tea, the scalding Milk Tea almost melting the ice crystals of the Bingtang.
Yarrow quickly infused magic to maintain the ice crystals, then cleaned them up before glancing at Yumo, whose face was flushed.
They look both cute and easy to bully.
But you weren't like this back when you were fighting at the General Administration, Dandelion.
Where has my fierce and cunning rival gone?
When he crashed down from the sky, you wouldn't have seen a trace of his current state.
"You weren't spying on me up close, were you?"
Upon hearing Yarrow's question, Yumo, clutching Shion's doll, shook her head repeatedly, "No, no, the Sect Master forbade us to get close."
"Then you—" Yarrow carefully considered her words.
Yumo had already said it aloud, "Smell, smell it----"
Someone in the Illusory Moon Cave Abode took a deep breath, and the air pressure dropped, becoming even heavier.
Super Blue Flower Yumo's head, "Having a peculiar sense of smell is a bit unusual, the Sect Master might not be able to accept it, Xiao Yumo ----"
"No, no, Yumo was right next to me, she just accidentally smelled it!"
Who would believe that!
Bingtang gently tapped the table. "Alright, let's move on to the next question."
Yumo finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Then, without looking closely, Bingtang simply read aloud, "The Sect Master's egg-changing period—"
I put it down, feeling tired, before I could finish reading it.
"Who asked that?!" Blue Flower shouted immediately.
Six Flowers immediately raised her hand high, "It's me! It's me!"
Four Leaves was startled and quickly tried to grab her sister's hand, but couldn't pull it off. "Why are you asking this?"
"My classmates said that boys might—"
"No!"
When Four Leaves interrupted her sister, Bingtang simply dropped the question and looked at the next one.
Then he looked at the Super Blue Flower and asked, "Did you write this?"
Super Blue Flower glanced at it and didn't deny it, but instead gave a bright smile, "That's right, this is very important!"
"Read it yourself."
Super Blue Flower Porcelain loudly proclaimed without hesitation, "Does the Sect Master prefer to pee standing up or squatting down?"
No wonder you asked Xiao Yumo that question!
Yarrow rubbed her forehead. "No, do you even know the answer to this question yourself?"
"I don't know." Super Blue Flower didn't care at all, showing no desire to win or lose, only the most basic human curiosity remained. "Scores don't matter, it's pure curiosity! Aren't you all curious? Has the Sect Master gotten used to life as a girl—"
This question immediately sparked a thirst for knowledge among all the true disciples present.
Only Bingtang shook his head. "There are many cases of Yin and Yang reversal in cultivation. Putting aside other matters, Bai Ningbing is a heroine and highly regarded by the sect leader. Why would the sect leader care about such a thing?"
"The sect leader will only traverse the Great Dao himself."
The group of people who had been curious quieted down. Bai Mei closed her eyes and sighed.
I feel that my understanding of my master is not as good as that of Lord Bingtang.
The Bingtang, saying, "This point is on me, no problem, right?"
The true disciples naturally nodded in agreement.
"Next question, what's the Sect Master's favorite online novel?"
"Whose easy question is this?"
Will the Sect Master fall in love with Harry Potter?
"Wait until you become Xinsu, Yarrow."
"The Sect Master's Favorite Male and Female Leads----"
"The type of girl the sect leader likes."
As the questions were gradually resolved and the points were distributed, the final, most challenging question left the eager disciples racking their brains.
Only Bingtang slowly and methodically sorted through the slips of paper, watching the true disciples who had no one rushing to answer.
He couldn't help but chuckle, "The girl the Sect Master likes, huh? Hmm, what type? Actually, he probably doesn't care."
Yumo sat up straight, pricked up her ears, and listened very attentively, even putting down the Shion doll in her hand.
Super Blue Flower cupped its face in its hands, gazing at Lord Bingtang with a cheerful expression, seemingly unsurprised by the situation.
Four Leaves was still criticizing Six Leaves for writing nonsense, her head bowed. Six Leaves seemed a little dejected after her sister's words, sitting there pitifully, not daring to speak, and not in the mood to listen to what Bingtang to say.
Yarrow shut down the Ice Crystal—after all, the meeting was over, and she needed to prepare magic to deal with the sect leader. She wasn't interested in this issue; it was more important to give the sect leader a big surprise first.
The swordsman also concealed his sharpness, quietly awaiting the answer within the dry scabbard.
"The sect leader is only interested in the people around him."
After standing up, Bingtang Tang said softly, "It has nothing to do with personality or appearance; what matters is distance and time."
Upon hearing this, Yumo clenched her little fist and secretly waved it, "Yes, yes!"
"Ah, after all Yumo follows the Sect Master every day, she's being unreasonable."
Blue Flower immediately exclaimed, "No, that's a pointless question! I really want to the Dao Sect Master usually squats down to pee like a girl—"
What kind of girl squats down to pee?
Super Blue Flower and White porcelain froze.
With difficulty, she turned her head and saw the sect leader staring at her expressionlessly.
She immediately cast pleading glances at Yumo and Lord Bingtang, but no one paid any attention.
"I, I was just curious----"
Have you finished your homework?
Super Blue Flower immediately looked crestfallen.
"Let's spar."
Although it was supposed to be sparring, most of the time he was getting beaten up.
Keke rubbed the aching spots on her body and took a deep breath.
After waking up in the morning, I bumped into Teacher Shion in bed, and then I was dragged out for special training.
The teacher forced me to Reality Marble Deployment several times, and my Personal Reality felt like it was about to melt away.
Mental Image is an extension and manifestation of Personal Reality. Once it unfolds, even if it is normally shut down, Personal Reality will be disrupted, causing blockages in the flow of magic and rendering magic unusable for a short period of time.
Not to mention it was smashed to pieces.
The impact on her Personal Reality was almost devastating; Keke's Mental Image Domain was shattered several times by her teacher in this way.
--
Then, one must gradually become accustomed to the magical operation and construction that occur after Personal Reality has been shattered.
At first, it took almost half an hour to recover, but eventually, after my Personal Reality was destroyed, my magic efficiency and magical construction returned to normal in about ten minutes.
During this time, Teacher Shion also continuously developed her own Mental Image, demonstrating to her how to accelerate the recovery of her Personal Reality.
Even so, it took Keke a whole morning to barely grasp this point.
Ms. Shion couldn't help but offer a few words of criticism.
Normally, this would have made Keke depressed for the whole day, and she might even have felt bad about what she did the next day and become withdrawn.
But now, Keke no longer has the mind to think about these things.
After the special training, Keke didn't even go home, but went straight to the Beihai Disaster Countermeasures Bureau.
" Yiyi!"
" Yiyi!"
" Yiyi!"
Keke searched everywhere, from the main hall Disaster Countermeasures Bureau to the guard room at the back, then to the logistics department, the magical girl department, and even the divination master of Peony.
Finally, he saw his captain chatting with An Shiyu in the training room's lounge.
The two of them were holding a cosmetics magazine and chatting about everything from lipsticks, skincare products, and nail polish to aromatherapy and face creams.
No, you usually talk about snacks, comics, and maybe clothes a little, right?
Why are you pretending to talk about cosmetics when you can't even tell the difference between lipstick shades?
Although it was nothing to worry about, seeing Yinlian chatting so happily with the others, especially An Shiyu, who would become her future enemy, Keke inwardly complain.
" Yiyi!"
After calling out to her friend again, Li Yi finally reacted, looked up at Keke, and stood up. "What's wrong, Keke? Aren't you off today?"
I need to talk to you about something.
Li Yi then turned to An Shiyu and smiled shyly, "We'll talk later."
Xiao An on the other end didn't seem to mind, simply smiling and nodding in response, "Okay, you're busy, don't worry about it."
When I came out with Keke, I saw that Keke looked like she was sulking and wouldn't say anything, so I waved my hand in front of her and said, "What's wrong now? Who made you unhappy?"
"Didn't you say you didn't know anything about cosmetics? You'll understand once you start talking to her?"
"I kept asking her because I didn't understand," Li Yi blinked. "Cosmetics are so boring, you get sleepy after chatting for a while. You're not jealous because you mind me being so close to her, are you?"
"Who's jealous? She's a love rival!" Keke twisted her friend's face in exasperation. "How could you get along with her? What if she steals my brother away?"
"She's a rival in love, that's why I need to get close to her and understand her," Li Yi said with a chuckle. "Knowing yourself and your enemy is the key to dealing with them. Hmph, I know she's actually quite unhappy with her lip color right now."
As she spoke, she touched her lips, a hint of smugness in her expression. "When it comes to lip color, I win! I don't need lipstick!"
"What's there to be proud of? My brother doesn't even look at your lips—"
Feeling utterly exhausted with her friend, Keke wanted nothing more than to grab her ear and snap her out of it, "Stop worrying about these little squabbles, the big one's coming!"
Li Yi was still touching her lips when she casually asked, "What's big?"
My brother broke up with Ms. Shion!
Keke grabbed her hand and shook it, "Your chance has come! Yiyi! Now that Teacher Shion and my brother have broken up, your chance is the best! You must take the initiative and talk to my brother more—"
As they talked, Keke noticed that her friend didn't seem very excited at all. She was even gently wiping her lips with a damp tissue to keep them moist, and then pursed her lips slightly. "Oh, umm, we broke up, we broke up."
He gave her a perfunctory reply, as if he didn't care at all.
Keke was stunned. "Wow, what kind of attitude is this? You've already lost interest in my brother? Your enthusiasm cooled down so quickly?"
Li Yi closed the mirror and said with a hint of helplessness, "Even if I like her a lot, you can't just rush to steal her away right after your brother broke up with his girlfriend, can you?"
Why isn't it working?
"A seamless transition would get me scolded." Li Yi thought for a moment, "Besides, who knows if your brother and Shion are just having a fight? It's normal for young couples to argue and break up. What if they get back together in the end? Wouldn't it be ridiculous for me to rush to make amends? Do you even know why they broke up? Who initiated the breakup? Are they sure they won't get back together?"
A barrage of questions left Keke speechless.
"I don't know, Ms. Shion only said 'let's break up'—I think Ms. Shion's words carry weight, she wouldn't go back on her word—"
"Love is two different things, Keke," Li Yi said earnestly. "Girls in love are two different kinds of creatures, you know?"
"Have no idea."
Li Yi tiptoed and patted Keke's forehead. "I'll teach you properly from Yiyi on."
Keke pouted and slapped her hand away. "Everyone says you're the younger sister when we go out."
"Want to fight?"
"Hmph, I haven't even said anything to you for suddenly wearing your brother's tracksuit out yesterday!"
"That's not what you meant by not having any clothes!"
Give the clothes back.
"I won't pay!"
The two girls started pinching and squabblering at each other when the door to the training hall was pushed open, An Shiyu peeked out, reaching out her hand.
"Actually, Jiang Si confessed to me—if he breaks up with Shion, Jiang Si's girlfriend should, should be me, probably—"
Keke and Li Yi exchanged a glance and fell silent.
Why are you suddenly saying this, you outsider?
Jiang Si confessed to you, so why don't you mention that Jiang Si secretly took you on a date by herself and even kissed you at the end?
However, directly mocking or denying it feels somewhat impolite.
Just as things were getting a little awkward, Susan walked out of the Security Department, her face still cold and devoid of any emotion, holding several documents in her hand.
"Perfect, you're all here, so I don't have to go looking for you one by one."
As she spoke, Susan unfolded the documents in her hand for them to see.
" The Azure Cloud Sect has definitively proven that Jiang Si is indeed Si Motu, the newly appointed head of the Witch Association's East China region. Keke, your brother is suspected of joining the Witch Association, disrupting social order, and engaging in anti-social activities. Currently, the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau and the Azure Cloud Sect will jointly launch a manhunt and assassination operation against Jiang Si."
As she spoke, Susan handed the documents to Keke. "You can also take Jiang Si to the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau for a witch trial; maybe they'll give her a lighter sentence."
Keke eyes glazed over, glanced down at the wanted poster.
The older brother's face and the masked Si Motu's figure almost overlapped.
"Ah?"