The greatest chaos in history!
The classic boss is located in the starting village.
After fighting your way back to your hometown, you discover that your parents are the final boss or something.
The groundwork was even laid; the parents, the Incubators, would make it perfectly reasonable for them to become the final boss.
What should have been a world war, a cycle of events, ultimately devolved into a family drama.
Of course, most online novels wouldn't be so petty, but based on Jiang Si's experience reading other works...
Generally speaking, barbarians in the wild like to write it this way.
No matter how grand the beginning, it will eventually turn into a family drama. Basically, I won't write a family drama unless I'm writing one.
The most important matters of the world are being handled in that tiny room; it's childish and petty.
Unlike my online novels, which have the world in their hearts, in the end they either dominate the ages or defy the heavens, slaying the laws of heaven to save the world!
Therefore, Jiang Si was actually very happy when she saw the Beast of the End.
This Beast of the End, how is it any different from the legendary Heavenly Dao?
As you can see, at the end of the Tomb of Gods, both the righteous and the evil factions set aside their past grudges and personal desires. Knowing that they would perish in body and soul, they still faced death with equanimity, living life to the fullest, fighting against the Heavenly Dao for the sake of all living beings. They transformed their petty personal loves and hates into a magnificent and heroic tragedy!
Jiang Si had also read those epic masterpieces about barbarians in the wild, as described by the so-called fans.
After watching the song about ice and fire, Jiang Si felt a reproductive barrier between herself and that group of people.
That's it? Where's the epic part?
It's not about those trivial matters between men and women, it's about those family issues. Can't you at least take care of your lower body first?
You'd think they'd found a bunch of horny savages in the wild to put on a show, all they ever think about is taking their pants off and running naked in front of everyone.
They truly are barbarians.
Their works, especially those about the common people, are never as valuable as two ounces of trousers.
Although Jiang Si didn't finish reading it or read it carefully, he felt he could already make a judgment. After all, the fact that he couldn't read it seriously and carefully meant that the work had a serious flaw in its essence, and that it dared to exclude a reader like him.
It doesn't feel as good as Harry Potter.
Anyway, if his parents were the bosses, he planned to hand it over to Keke; he figured Keke play the role in this kind of family drama.
The problem with family dramas, where most characters ultimately can't be killed, lies here: they drag on and on, making it difficult to kill the opponent, resulting in unsatisfying fights, and also requiring moral considerations.
Killing him would be seen as filial piety, while not killing him would be seen as womanly compassion.
This is something Coco Keke figure out; at most, I'll step in and seal it away for my parents in the end.
Jiang Si has already decided that after he becomes the sole ruler of all ages, his final opponent will be the Beast of the End.
Ideally, we could also bring along the Full Bloom of those deceased magical girls, whether witches, Calamity Beast, or magical girls. Let's put aside our past grievances, join forces to fight against the forces of heaven, set things right, and save the world!
The Beast of the End was also very pure; after interacting with it, Jiang Si was certain that the Beast of the End was exactly the type of villain he liked best.
Although it does indeed love Iris, and seems to yearn for the miracle of magical girls who never give up even in despair.
But in essence, it is still a beast that devours everything.
Appreciation is one thing, but it doesn't change the fact that the Beast of the End will ultimately devour and destroy all magical girls and all worlds.
Because that's its instinct, its reason for existence.
No whitewashing or pity is needed.
What I need to do is to defeat the Beast of the End head-on in a fair and square manner, and let her disappear happily and contentedly.
There is no more admirable and delightful opponent in the world.
Sometimes you see villains who were initially fearless and cold-blooded, but in the end they say they had some kind of hardship or something.
Jiang Si felt both regret and resentment.
Those bad things were clearly done by other people through hard work, but you just open your mouth and use the pain of their past family background to erase all their achievements and whitewash them, as if all their hard work and toil were wasted.
To insist that someone has their own difficulties and is suffering because they did bad things.
Is it possible that people are happiest and feel a strong sense of accomplishment when they do bad things?
Therefore, Jiang Si's favorite type of being is the Beast of the End.
They are inherently incompatible with humans, lacking any sentimentality, family trauma, or tragic childhood; they are simply incompatible with humans, their instinct being to eat.
There's no pressure when we fight; if we lose, we accept it wholeheartedly; if we win, we feel great joy.
Only the Beast of the End is worthy to be his opponent after he has ruled for all eternity, the final boss!
Jiang Si didn't say anything.
But when Bingtang saw Jiang Si fiddling with her workout equipment, her expression shifting between excitement, disgust, and anticipation, she naturally understood what was going on.
It's likely that the sect leader is thinking about some online novel plot or anecdotes about the ancestors, and is currently engrossed in it.
When he was in the Illusory Moon Cave Abode, the sect leader would sometimes unconsciously immerse himself in his own world.
However, Jiang Si doesn't actually fall into this state all the time.
The fact that the sect leader is in this state indicates that he has nothing on his mind and is eagerly searching for ways to become stronger. Keke also mean that something is wrong with Coco, or that he is not in a place like the Illusory Moon Cave Abode, which he considers safe and relaxing.
Jiang Si wouldn't get so absorbed in her own world.
Bingtang's Shi Xin improved. She hadn't seen the sect leader suddenly lose focus like this in a long time, starting to exercise and ponder deeply on his own. This meant that Jiang Si was in a very good mood.
It seems that the sect leader has gained a lot from this incident involving Black Keke.
Only after Jiang Si had almost snapped out of her deep thought did Bingtang continue, "Coco's plan Keke go to the Magical Kingdom through official channels isn't safe enough with just the magical girls from the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau accompanying her. Tiana is also ready and will enter the Magical Kingdom with Keke."
Jiang Si pulled himself up and down the horizontal bar with one finger. Although this kind of exercise was not very effective for him, once you get used to it, fitness becomes simply a matter of relaxation and enjoyment.
Generally speaking, playing games and sleeping are similar to what other people do, and it can make you feel good.
"I remember that the only legitimate channels are through magical girls from the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau, right? And the selection criteria are determined by the Magical Kingdom itself, so the selection process is extremely strict."
"Don't worry about that." Bingtang smiled slightly. "Although Tiana, as a true disciple, isn't perfect in other aspects, she's always one step ahead of everyone in the Azure Cloud Sect when it comes to planning ahead. She left her Incubators to build relationships very early on, and she also registered with the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau a long time ago, and has been operating under the name of Magical Girl Baby's Breath for over two years."
Unexpected, yet perfectly logical.
If it were Tiana, she certainly could do it.
"Therefore, given her abilities, qualifications, and relationship with the Incubators, she successfully applied for one when the Disaster Countermeasures Bureau began accepting applications for slots from the Magical Kingdom, and she could definitely accompany Keke."
Indeed, having a true disciple would make things much safer.
Moreover, Jiang Si could guess that the guy was determined to succeed in this mission in order to atone for his crimes.
Finally, he nodded, "Well done, then Keke to trouble her."
Blue Flower immediately started recording the audio and video. "Hehe, Tiana will definitely buy it for a hefty sum, and we'll even include it in our Azure Cloud Sect's hidden game. This can be used as the final winning line in the strategy—"
Given the difficulty in winning over her sect leader, Blue Flower has been preparing to start making her own game.
They've even come up with their own promotional slogans.
A dark Souls-style niche game, offering a brand new romantic challenge experience!
There's only one person to pursue, the sect leader, but there are many roles you can play.
The current plan is to use Bingtang as the main character, Seven True Disciples as the side character, Useless Person series as the starting point for the sect's hidden characters unlocked after completing multiple playthroughs of the main and side quests, and Coco as another romance Keke. Once you romance Keke, the difficulty of romanceing the sect leader will be reduced, which is like an official cheat code.
As for the other characters, it depends on the situation. Blue Flower believes her genius idea will definitely become a hit, and once she's financially independent, she can secretly spend money on the Magical Girl Idol Project without Bingtang's knowledge.
She is currently secretly collecting all the lines that the sect leader could use as dialogue, and she carries a recorder with her at all times.
Hearing Jiang Si's words now, he was naturally delighted, as he Keke use them as Jiang Si's lines after the player had completed the quest for Coco, serving as a hint to reduce the difficulty of his Dark Souls-themed game.
However, collecting lines that express affection or goodwill from the sect leader is too difficult; we can only rely on AI.
While Blue Flower was still brainstorming her game plans, Bingtang suddenly said, "Regarding the Magical Kingdom, Sect Master, you don't need to worry too much. There's something else I need to discuss with you."
On the other side, Xiao Yumo, who was still in the mourning hall, peeked out.
But this time she wasn't wearing the light green Raincoat; instead, she was wearing a white transparent veil hat, and her hair was tied up, making her cute round face look a little more mature.
Half her face was hidden behind the door, only her eyes were visible. Her bright eyes looked at her sect leader, while her right hand was shyly and carefully pressed on her head, as if to protect the small hair clip that the sect leader had given her.
"Everyone is very interested in the engagement ceremony, and my uncle suddenly wanted more children as bridesmaids, saying it would be more festive. So, Yumo and the others plan to attend the engagement ceremony as bridesmaids as well."
Before Jiang Si could speak, Blue Flower jumped up, grabbed Xiao Yumo, and pulled her out from behind the door.
Although she had just been holding onto the door with both hands, Blue Flower said, "Let the sect leader take a look, otherwise it would be a waste if the sect leader doesn't like it."
Yumo then let go of her hand, and then habitually pulled at her hat, which, though only a white veil, covered her eyes like an ostrich burying its head in the sand.
This wedding dress was clearly custom-made, perfectly suited to Xiao Yumo, and gave her that model-like quality often seen in photo studios.
As if showing off, Blue Flower displayed Xiao Yumo's wedding dress to the sect leader, "How is it, sect leader!"
Jiang Si nodded after Yumo hid behind Blue Flower. "Not bad."
Yumo's previously tense and shy face immediately relaxed, and she smiled faintly, grabbing Blue Flower's shoulders and shaking her vigorously.
"Stop shaking, stop shaking! Look how excited you are. Calm down. You'll have a lot more to show the sect leader in the future—"
Then, behind Yumo, Jiegeng, who had been resting in the mourning hall unconscious due to the personality's call, also peeked out with a faint, curious smile, clearly indicating that the Calamity Beast personality had regained control.
What about me?
Your primary personality isn't interested in this.
"Tsk."
After Jiegeng withdrew her head, Bingtang looked at Blue Flower again, "Blue Flower, where's the wedding dress you wanted? You were the one who made the most demands back then, weren't you?"
Blue Flower scratched her head and chuckled foolishly, "Hehe, Blue Flower is a hidden character, how could I reveal myself at a time like this? I'll definitely show my winning wedding dress at the very end—"
"Could it be that Blue Flower is too lazy to take care of it, so she doesn't wear it?"
"Yumo! I've already helped you! And you still want to expose my shortcomings? I'm going to fight you!"
Bingtang shut down the computer before asking again, "So why aren't you wearing it?"
"I'm just too lazy to wear it. Anyway, I can wear it at the wedding, and it'll be something new," Blue Flower muttered. "Wedding dresses are such a hassle to put on—"
Inside the Illusory Moon Cave Abode, the disciples were playing and joking around, while Jiang Si was also thinking about whether she could come back a few more times to cancel the wedding.
After all, besides Flame Emperor Yan, there are quite a few stories about annulled engagements, and he wouldn't mind going through them all.
Most of the Azure Cloud Sect disciples understood their own thoughts, so there was no chance of them getting confused or not being able to follow the plot. Just as Jiang Si was thinking this, she suddenly raised her head.
They immediately left the Illusory Moon Cave Abode, and the disciples of the Illusory Moon Cave Abode followed them out.
Looking up, I saw a huge iron gate in the distance, in the west of the West China.
The iron gate looked incredibly magnificent, with various white decorations and symbols that resembled star charts, exuding mystery and holiness, making it look like the gates of heaven.
Countless Incubators swarmed around, like white flies buzzing around them.
Magical Kingdom?
Bingtang asked, somewhat curiously.
Then, the exquisite door slowly opened a crack.
Countless Incubators were instantly sucked in, and then something else came to the gate and silently entered it.
Jiang Si Chao reached out his hand behind him, Bingtang immediately and tacitly handed a bow to the sect leader.
Then Jiegeng handed over an arrow that was sure to hit its mark.
Yumo imbued the arrows with wind magic.
Along the long road from East China to West China, countless Blue Flower Magic Puppet took flight, like a relay race awaiting the arrows. Jiang Si then drew his longbow to its fullest extent, the bowstring biting into his fingertips, only to freeze solid.
The bowstring trembled slightly at its limit. Just as Jiang Si took aim, he released his fingertips, and the longbow, like a full moon, vibrated with a "hum" as it shot towards the gate like a shooting star piercing the sky!
The gale swept away all obstacles around them, and the arrows whistled with terrifying power!
It traversed the heavens and earth in a devastating manner, leaving terrifying ravines on the ground, tearing the sky apart and leaving behind shattered fragments like glass, causing mountains to collapse and the seas to roar, as if it had triggered the end of the world!
However, countless Blue Flower Magic Puppet protected all people and buildings in the path of the arrow. The terrifying tremor swept by, but it didn't even shatter a single window in the city. It merely tore through space, pierced through mountains and split the sea, and headed straight for the gate!
Countless spells, and spells that warp space, tried to deviate from the arrows.
However, under the inevitability of the law of causality, no matter how much interference there was, the arrow remained motionless until it struck the door decisively!
This arrow did not destroy the gate, but instead pinned it shut, making it impossible to close!
Then, something silently flew out from inside the gate and disappeared into thin air.
The longbow in his hand slowly melted, turning into a pool of icy water that dripped down Jiang Si's palm.
Jiang Si sensed something unusual about what had just floated out of the gate. After blocking the gate, he decided to go in and check the situation himself.
"Bingtang."
"I am here, Sect Master."
Just as Jiang Si was about to say something, she suddenly paused, turned around, and looked back.
Blue Flower, who was speaking, also paused for a moment and gently touched her lips.
"Huh?"
With a hint of confusion in Blue Flower's eyes, Jiang Si looked at Bingtang, "What's wrong, Bingtang?"
Bingtang, however, instinctively shrank back and cautiously extended her hand, "I, I'm Yumo ----"
Wearing a wedding Yumo burst into laughter, jumped up, and hugged Jiang Si: "Haha, Sect Leader, Sect Leader, I am Yumo! Quickly say something nice, give me some lines for the 'Ghost Game' strategy guide!"
Bingtang blushed instantly, grabbed Yumo, and desperately pulled her away from Jiang Si. "You, you get away! I'm Yumo!"
"No way! I'm Yumo! I'm Yumo! Sect Leader, look at my wedding dress! Isn't it beautiful? This will be the final CG, one wedding photo for everyone!"
"Blue Flower." Blue Flower addressed Yumo coldly instead.
Yumo, who had been excited, immediately lowered her head and became obedient. "How did you figure that out? I disguised it very well, Lord Bingtang Tang?"
Over there, Bingtang Li Hua, tears streaming down her face, tugged at Yumo, "My, my wedding dress—"
"Hey, hey, don't cry! I didn't break anything. I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Please don't cry like Bingtang princess! I'm begging you, I'm so sorry, so sorry, so sorry! I'm really sorry!"
Seeing the chaos unfolding before her, Jiang Si remained silent for a long time.
After reprimanding Yumo, Blue Flower looked at Jiang Si apologetically, "I'm sorry, Sect Master, given the current situation, it seems—"
"They swapped bodies?"
"It seems so." The Bingtang, now possessing Blue Flower's body, merely glanced at the gate. "Perhaps it's related to the Magical Kingdom?"
After a moment of silence, Jiang Si glanced at Jiegeng again.
Jiegeng, who had been staring blankly at her surroundings, suddenly jumped up and down excitedly, "Sister, sister, this person is so tall!"
Then Jiegeng's voice came again, "Don't jump around with Jiegeng's body, my chest hurts!"
"Sister, that chest fat is so big."
"Don't touch me!"
This side has Four Leaves or Six Leaves.
It turns out the two sisters were using one body, so the Four Leaves Six Leaves bodies over there were actually two Jiegeng.
However, Jiang Si glanced at Blue Flower and Yumo again.
It's not that they will definitely switch bodies. Yumo occupies the body of Bingtang, while Blue Flower uses the body of Yumo. There is no pattern to switching bodies.
"Compared to the Azure Cloud Sect," Blue Flower said worriedly while comforting Bingtang, "The more important thing is, how are things going elsewhere? What exactly is the Magical Kingdom planning?"
"If magical girls in other places also change bodies, it will probably cause something unprecedented in the New World."
"The most chaotic event in history!"
After Jiang Si finished speaking, a slight chill ran through her.
Keke ----