Big Sausage?
Hearing that, Qian Renxue was the first to lose her composure.
Gu Yuena, who knew a little about that sort of thing, could not help blushing either. What on earth was all this?!
But the most utterly bewildered of them was Tang Wutong.
Tang Wutong was completely at sea.
"Why are you all laughing behind my back?"
Lin Hao looked at the blank-faced Tang Wutong, then turned to Qian Renxue and Gu Yuena and said,
"I'll leave corrupting the child to you two."
Qian Renxue accepted the task.
She did not know why.
Whenever she thought of corrupting her future enemy's child herself, she felt an inexplicable satisfaction.
And so, a thought instantly occurred to her: Why not lure Tang Wutong over to my side?
With that thought in mind,
Qian Renxue leaned close to Tang Wutong as though whispering in her ear and explained what was strange about the incantation.
Tang Wutong looked as though steam might start rising from her.
"So, is this how Uncle Oscar conjures up all the food he makes?"
At that thought,
she recalled how she had relished every meal she had eaten at Oscar's house.
Don't tell me I fell victim to it?
At that moment, however, Lin Hao fairly explained on Oscar's behalf,
"Only the sausages are like that. The rest should all be proper food."
Only after hearing that did Tang Wutong relax. Otherwise, she really would have lost it.
Seeing that the three women had lost their composure after hearing just one incantation,
Lin Hao could not help thinking of the other incantations. They should let him harvest some more emotion points too.
So he asked,
"There are plenty of different chants later on."
"Want to hear them?"
At that moment, the three women both wanted to hear them and did not.
In the end, they nodded.
For the sake of emotion points, Lin Hao threw caution to the wind.
"Then listen closely. These are Oscar's future Soul Ring incantations:"
"Your daddy has a Little Sausage."
"Your daddy has a Mushroom Sausage."
"Your daddy has a Pink Sausage."
"..."
Tang Wutong shook her head frantically and covered her ears.
"Stop, stop! You rotten Lin Hao, I'm begging you!"
Had she known, she would never have nodded her agreement.
Curiosity really did kill the cat.
Qian Renxue could not help bursting into laughter either. Suddenly, she felt that Tang Wutong was rather entertaining.
Meanwhile, the blush on Gu Yuena's face had never faded. Although she had lived through countless years, in this respect, she was still an untouched maiden.
After teasing them for a while, Lin Hao immediately sensed that he had gained quite a few more emotion points, and he stopped.
After all, this was only the appetizer. Once Ning Rongrong's shocking remarks came out again, he believed he would harvest another batch of emotion points.
The Douluo I world.
Seeing those outrageous incantations of his exposed one after another, Oscar could not help looking dumbfounded and blushing.
Even someone as thick-skinned as him could not withstand being exposed like this!
Now he finally understood how everyone who had been exposed felt.
He wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Leave the kid a little privacy."
Dai Mubai could not help saying with a look of disdain,
"I say, Little Ao, why do all your later Soul Skills still have such vulgar incantations? Can't you come up with something refined?"
Ma Hongjun also spoke with a solemn expression.
"Exactly! How are we supposed to hang out together in the future? Just mentioning it would be embarrassing."
Oscar could not help grumbling inwardly, Anyone else has the right to look down on me, but not you two.
He said helplessly, "Who knows what sort of things I'll absorb later? I seriously give up."
The women present all looked disgusted and disdainful.
Ning Rongrong, in particular, thought, How could I possibly choose Oscar as my partner in the future?
The Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect.
Seeing incantations like those, Ning Fengzhi could not help frowning.
"Rongrong may be a Little Demoness, but won't hanging around with a group like this lead her astray?"
Sword Douluo found it even more unbearable.
"How could our Rongrong end up with a Soul Master like Oscar in the future?"
"Rongrong is such a good girl!"
"She must have been deceived."
Ning Fengzhi: ...
He would sooner believe his daughter had gone blind than believe she had been deceived.
The Douluo II world.
Shrek Academy.
The many students who had been looking forward to Oscar's appearance were dumbfounded too.
"Senior Oscar, one of the original Shrek Seven Monsters, Senior Oscar the God of Food... who would have thought he was actually like this?"
"So our academy's records were selective all along."
"Anyone who can hear that incantation without laughing is a genius too."
"It's hard to imagine him opening with an incantation like that during a team battle. Who could keep a straight face?"
"Did the Shrek Seven Monsters' opponents all die laughing?"
As the people around her discussed it,
Ning Tian could not help frowning at the scene.
"Our ancestor's lover, the God of Food, actually used to be like this?"
Wu Feng thought that even an Oscar like this had managed to win their ancestor's heart.
Did that not mean she had a chance too?
Trying to salvage his dignity, she said, "The God of Food probably changed later on, right?"
Ning Tian could not help nodding too. "He must have. Otherwise, how could our ancestor have ended up with her?"
She looked at the Sky Screen as well, deeply interested in Shrek Academy's upcoming tests.
After all, she had another goal in coming to the academy: to become one of the Shrek Seven Devils, just like her ancestor.
If she were placed ten thousand years in the past, could she pass Shrek's entrance test?
The Sky Screen continued.
Dai Mubai led everyone straight past the second and third rounds of testing and headed for the fourth.
The students at the second and third tests questioned this. "Why can they go straight to the fourth test while we have to take them one by one?"
Dai Mubai said, "If your Soul Power is above rank twenty-five too, feel free to go straight to the fourth test!"
Next, Dai Mubai handed everyone a crystal ball, and the Shrek Seven Devils showed off once again.
Seeing this, the Shrek Academy students across the three timelines could not help holding their heads high.
"As expected, the original Shrek Seven Monsters really were monsters."
"Every single one had Soul Power above rank twenty-five when they enrolled."
"Exactly! Those sausage-summoning incantations and that scam academy stuff were all just minor details."
"What really matters is having enough talent and strength."
Ning Tian could not help nodding too.
They truly lived up to the name of the Shrek Seven Monsters.
They would surely shine next.
After Dai Mubai led everyone through a round of showing off and face-slapping, they grew closer and began chatting.
Dai Mubai said,
"Right now, our Shrek Academy only has three students in total."
Xiao Wu was astonished.
"What? Only three students?"
Hearing Xiao Wu's surprise, Dai Mubai was instead very proud.
"Three, including me. Across the entire Douluo Continent, we're the only academy with more teachers than students."
"In the twenty years since the academy was founded, we've only admitted forty-two students."
Shocked and puzzled, Tang San asked,
"Huh? That's only a little over two students a year on average. Then how does the academy survive? Without students, there shouldn't be any income, right?"
Dai Mubai explained,
"The academy is in the village precisely because it lacks funds."
"If my family hadn't sponsored it a little, the academy would probably have closed last year."
What business in the world kept running without making money?
Ning Rongrong noticed the overlooked point.
"Why doesn't the academy relax its entrance requirements? There seemed to be quite a few applicants."
Dai Mubai puffed out his chest proudly.
"The dean said he'd rather go without than accept inferior candidates. Even if Shrek Academy closes, it will never admit trash, only monsters!"
"We're only allowed to graduate if our Soul Power exceeds rank forty and we reach Soul Ancestor before the age of twenty."
Everyone was shocked. Was that not far too heaven-defying?
In the living room,
Qian Renxue could not help looking at Lin Hao.
"This is even more outrageous than what you said before."
"Before, you only said you needed to exceed rank forty to graduate from Shrek."
"There's also a restriction that it has to be before twenty."
Lin Hao spread his hands too.
"That's Shrek!"
Looking at Dai Mubai's proud expression, he could not help wanting to laugh.
He had been sold out by Flender and was still helping Flender count the money.
Meanwhile, in the animation,
seeing the shocked expressions on Tang San and the others, Dai Mubai could not help feeling extremely proud.
"Since the academy was founded, only fourteen people have graduated."
"After leaving the academy, every one of those fourteen became a figure who drew the eyes of the world."
"The most outstanding among them is now Spirit Hall's youngest elder, with authority second only to the Pope."
"As for those who couldn't graduate, some failed to reach rank forty before turning twenty, while others unfortunately died hunting Soul Beasts."
"The dean said that unless we reached rank forty-one, we shouldn't go out and embarrass him."
Watching the animation play,
Tang Wutong could not help proudly planting her hands on her hips.
"Now you've got nothing to say, right? Shrek Academy really is amazing."
"It only accepts monsters, not trash."
"Even when it's about to close, it won't lower its requirements for students."
Lin Hao could not help having black lines across his face.
"Put you in Shrek Academy, and you'd be ripe for getting scammed too."
Tang Wutong said angrily, "You actually called me stupid."
Lin Hao could not help remarking,
"You actually caught on. Not bad, you've gotten smarter."
Qian Renxue could not help frowning.
Was Tang Wutong's stupidity not plain to see?
It was not worth discussing at all.
But what was she more concerned about?
Spirit Hall's youngest elder!
An authority second only to the Pope!
"As Spirit Hall's young master, how did I not know Spirit Hall had someone this badass?"
Qian Renxue was so angry she actually laughed.
So Shrek knew Spirit Hall better than she did, huh?
Had I become a fake young master????