Seeing Tang Shan looking as though she wanted to treat him as her father, he hurriedly pulled her up and waved his hand.
"No need for that, no need. Get up. I only hoped you could become strong."
Lin Huan had created a Huo Yutong and a Tang Shan himself simply to play a prank on Huo Yuhao and Tang Buddha. He had none of those messy ideas.
After all, Huo Yutong and Tang Shan were still too young, and they were filthy. He was not enough of a beast to have any designs on children this small. After all, he was already a peak First-Level God.
He was stuck at level 149. It could be said that, aside from those few original God Kings and the Golden Dragon King, he feared no one.
There was also this: he wondered whether he should bring out the Golden Dragon Princess from Douluo IV. Then he would punish her good and hard too. He would make Lan Xuanyu understand that being a boy came at a price!
According to the ancient unofficial histories of the Douluo Continent, before the Spirit Hall era, there had been an empire called the Southern Liang Empire. However, that empire had met its demise.
A marquis of the Northern Dynasty Empire had invaded it, and it was ultimately renamed the Northern Dynasty Empire, conquered by the Northern Dynasty!
To put it simply, Southern Liang had ultimately been absorbed into the Northern Dynasty. When the time came, he would have to teach that rotten salted fish a good, hard lesson.
Of course, he was curious which male protagonist of the four Douluo installments would be the most tender after being turned into a girl. He was even considering whether to create a feminized Tang Wuling as well.
That way... Tang Shan, Tang Wuling, Huo Yutong, Lan Xuanyu. Just thinking about it felt great.
Looking at Tang Shan, who stood before him shedding tears of gratitude, numerous evil ideas sprouted in Lin Huan's heart. But he could not rush things now. His main priority was still collecting Power of Faith and becoming a God King.
As for collecting Power of Faith? He would leave that to chance. Anyway, as long as he was alive, he only had to casually display a divine skill, and these natives would naturally bow their heads in worship.
"All right, little girl. I should head back too. I still have plenty to keep me busy."
Lin Huan reached out and patted Tang Shan's head, preparing to leave. He only intended to play a prank, and that would have to be done little by little.
After all, rather than taking things by force with his strength, he preferred winning over hearts, making the other party willingly submit to him.
"Big Brother Lin Huan, are you leaving already?"
Hearing that he was leaving, Tang Shan immediately looked reluctant to part with him. Upon hearing that he would go, her expression also fell.
"Yes, I'm a busy man. Perhaps we'll meet again later. Work hard, little girl."
"All right. Goodbye, Big Brother Lin Huan."
The two said their goodbyes, and Lin Huan's figure vanished. Tang Shan gazed at his departing back, unwilling to look away for a long time.
It was truly ironic. Her biological father, Tang Hao, had abused her since childhood and had never treated her as a human being, while this unfamiliar older brother treated her very well. It stirred a different sort of feeling in her heart.
Meanwhile, Lin Huan's figure traveled through other realms.
Along the way, he spotted a little loli Xiao Xiao in the wild. During the Douluo II period, although he had not participated much in the main storyline, he had had some contact with this little loli.
Of course, they had only met a few times. She had been attracted by his good looks, but after she entered Shrek Academy, they had rarely kept in touch.
Their last contact had been in Star Luo City, the Star Luo Empire's capital. Xiao Xiao had suffered serious injuries then, and he had been there watching the tournament. He had even been her attending physician.
At the time, Shrek Academy had not arranged for a healing-type Soul Master to accompany them in advance. Moreover, during the tournament, the Star Luo Empire could not break the rules by assigning its own healing-type Soul Masters to treat Shrek Academy's students.
The students from every other academy had brought their own healing-type Soul Masters. Only Shrek Academy had not. Even now, he had no idea what Shrek Academy had been thinking back then.
Their brains had been full of bubbles! Going out without a healing-type Soul Master-truly unbeatable. They had even had to find other healing-type Soul Masters for treatment.
He did not know how things had ended. He only knew that Xiao Xiao had left Shrek Academy after Huo Yuhao ascended to the Divine Realm.
He had been cultivating bitterly back then. When he became a Limit Douluo, he had originally wanted to see this little loli one last time, but unfortunately, he had not found her. Afterward, he had stayed out in the ocean, conquering the seas.
Looking at the little loli in the Xiao household, Lin Huan sighed. This little loli was not wild, so he could not take her away. What a pity. Then his figure darted about again.
As though searching for some entertainment, he happened to see numerous people affiliated with Shrek and the Tang Sect searching for something.
But a moment's thought made it clear. They were probably looking for their predecessors. Lin Huan cast his gaze over, into Shrek Academy.
A figure with black hair and a streak of red threw his arms around a boy with blue-purple hair and exclaimed happily:
"Oh~ Bei Bei! I really never thought we'd have a chance to meet again someday. I'm so moved, boo-hoo!"
Xu Sanshi hugged Bei Bei and rubbed his head against him. Bei Bei only felt a wave of revulsion and reached out to push him away.
"Get lost, get lost, get lost! I already have Xiaoya. Hurry up and piss off!"
"No, no! We haven't seen each other for a whole ten thousand years. Didn't you miss me? Besides, if I hadn't failed to find Nannan yet, do you really think I'd want to hug you?"
Xu Sanshi hooked an arm around Bei Bei's neck, looking every bit his gay best buddy. Of the Shrek Seven Devils, only he and Bei Bei had reunited so far.
Now all they were missing were Jiang Nannan, Xiao Xiao, He Caitou, Huo Yuhao, and Tang Wutong. As for the original Shrek Seven Devils...
"Oh~ This girl's hot!"
"Holy shit! Top quality!"
Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun were in the inner court, commenting on the figure of a female inner court student. That student's name was Ma Xiaotao.
Hearing them appraise her, Ma Xiaotao's temper flared in an instant. Right now, she wanted nothing more than to kill these three bastards. But at the thought that these three idiots were her ancestors, her vision went black, and she wished Shrek Academy would just hurry up and go under.
Looking at this lineup, Lin Huan could not help clicking his tongue. Fine, fine, fine. All paired up, are you? Then I'll bind you together for good.
With that thought, he snapped his fingers. A mysterious power swept out, and Bei Bei and Xu Sanshi shuddered all over, feeling as though an additional thread of connection had formed between them.
Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun also shuddered all over, likewise feeling that some additional connections had formed among the three of them.
Dai Mubai immediately narrowed his eyes, carefully examining the white-haired, green-eyed Oscar before him. Suddenly, he felt... Oscar seemed somewhat good-looking.
Ma Hongjun also sized up Dai Mubai. One was a tall blond with mismatched eyes, the other a little white-haired, green-eyed femboy. He unconsciously swallowed.
Oscar, meanwhile, felt his asshole clench as an ominous sensation shot straight to the crown of his head.
Tang Ya, Jiang Nannan, Bai Chenxiang, Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing: Clowns.
Lin Huan: It's fine. You girls go do yuri! I'm a man. If I don't watch yuri, am I supposed to watch gay stuff?
The first update for October 26.