Flender, You Old Bastard, Fuck Your Ancestors!
"Flender, you old devil, I'll curse your ancestors!!" Hearing that Flender wasn't joking and really wanted to move territories...
He had just returned to the Shrek Academy after a three-day carriage journey, and now he was actually going back to where he came from.
Furthermore, Flender didn't send him a message beforehand, but waited until he returned to the academy to tell him, saying that he was specifically waiting for him to come back to move his things.
Upon hearing this, Zhao Wuji immediately lost his temper and launched into a tirade of profanities at Flender, spewing insults at him.
It wasn't until he had eaten the steaming dumplings that Shao Xin had cooked and brought over, and returned to the teachers' dormitory, that Dai Mubai came to find him carrying two jars of fine wine.
Zhao Wuji's broken mentality finally calmed down, and his mood improved slightly.
"Mubai, you're still the best. You still remember me, Old Zhao. That old Flender is a real scoundrel; he's Old Zhao me."
"When I came back from the Star Dou Great Forest a couple of days ago, I whispered a few words to him, and that old devil held a grudge. He didn't take me with him on the way back. Even if he couldn't take me then, he should have come back to pick me up after we got back to the academy, but he didn't."
"Such a big decision as relocating the college, and this old devil didn't even bother to inform me before making the decision. I am, after all, the vice dean of the college."
"That old devil waited until I got back to the academy before telling me about the relocation, and he even spouted that damn nonsense, deliberately trying to provoke Old Zhao by saying he was waiting for me to come back to move my stuff. Damn it!"
"Although I, Old Zhao, certainly have plenty of strength and skill, this old Old Zhao can't treat me like a beast of burden. It's infuriating!"
In the dormitory, Zhao Wuji took the already opened jar of fine wine handed to him by Dai Mubai, picked it up, and took a big gulp, grumbling unhappily.
"Teacher Zhao, please calm down. Dean Flender's actions were indeed a bit unethical, but you and Dean Flender co-founded Shrek Academy and have known each other for many years as close friends. He was just joking with you."
"Furthermore, Dean Flender has indeed been quite busy these past two days. With the academy's relocation, there are not only many things to finish here, but also the question of where to locate the new academy—whether in the city of Tuosuo City or in the suburbs as it is now—these all require careful consideration."
"The issues of Hongjun's incomplete Martial Soul Mutation and the evil Martial Soul Evil Fire have also been resolved. Dean Flender, besides worrying about the academy's relocation, also has to worry about Hongjun's Martial Soul -related problems."
"That's why Dean Flender made a mistake in his haste. He didn't consider everything regarding your matter, Teacher Zhao. But Dean Flender really didn't mean it. Teacher Zhao, please be magnanimous and don't be angry with Dean Flender."
"As for Dean Flender asking you to help move things, he's not treating you like a beast of burden. Dean Flender acknowledges your abilities, Teacher Zhao; those who are capable should do more, after all."
"Who doesn't know the [Great Strength Vajra Bear] Martial Soul? Its strength is no less than that of the Great Strength Gorilla, its defense is comparable to that of the Plate Armor Rhinoceros, and it can rival the Diamond Mammoth and the White Armored Earth Dragon. It is a powerful Beast Martial Soul second only to the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon."
"Throughout the entire Soul Master World of the Douluo Continent, who hasn't heard of the name [Immovable Wisdom King]? Teacher Zhao, I've always heard of your heroic escape from the siege of 16 black-robed bishops from the Spirit Hall..."
"If you're upset that Dean Flender didn't take you with him when he came back, Teacher Zhao, the academy is relocating to Tuosuo City tomorrow, and you can have him take you then."
"You're unhappy that the dean didn't consult you about the college relocation; well, the decision to relocate the college was made by the dean himself."
"After the academy moves to Tuosuo City, the decision of where it will be located will definitely have to be made by you, Teacher Zhao Teacher Zhao, after all, you are the vice dean of the Shrek Academy."
Seeing Zhao Wuji's indignation, Dai Mubai poured him a bowl of wine and drank with him, while offering compliments, comfort, and advice.
"Ha ha ha ha..."
"That's right. Since old ghost Flender didn't take me with him when we returned from the Soul Hunting Town in Star Dou Forest, then tomorrow when we head to Tuosuo City, old ghost Flender will be my flying mount."
"Since Flender made such an important decision as relocating the academy without even consulting with us, then the decision on the academy's relocation naturally rests with me."
Hearing Dai Mubai's words of comfort and his suggestion, Zhao Wuji, who had been in a bad mood, immediately beamed with joy.
Just then, the closed window of Zhao Wuji's dormitory was blown open by a strong gust of wind, and a small jar with the word "wine" on it was thrown in.
Along with the small jar being tossed into the room came Flender ' voice.
"Zhao Wuji, you're in your fifties or sixties, stop your constant babbling. Aren't you ashamed in front of the younger generation?"
"Sending you back to the academy is to help you get some exercise and prevent a menopausal relapse. I'm doing this for your own good, so don't be ungrateful."
"As for the decision to relocate the college, it was made without consulting you. Although it's a very small matter, it's true that I didn't discuss it with you beforehand, and it was indeed my oversight."
"This is a jar of fine wine I just flew all the way to Suotuo City to get for you; consider it my apology."
"I've apologized to you politely and humbly. If you still don't accept it, then you're not being generous or magnanimous enough. That's all."
With the flapping of energy eagle wings behind him, hovering in mid-air outside the dormitory building window, who else could it be but Flender?
"Snap!" Zhao Wuji reached out and caught a jar of wine that Flender had thrown in through the window. He uncorked it and brought it close to his nose to smell it.
"Zhuyeqing wine? It's not exactly a high-end wine. Old Zhao, I can only say it's alright. After Old Zhao, I've drunk much better wines."
"A gift from a student, Flender, do you have any?" Zhao Wuji pursed his lips in disdain, then picked up a large jar of fine wine that Dai Mubai had bought, raised an eyebrow at Flender outside the window, and said smugly.
"And Flender, your apology is so insincere. You couldn't even bring yourself to use the best wine, and you only brought such a small bottle. You really are a stingy miser."
Looking at the large jar of wine that Dai Mubai giving him as a gift, he realized that Dai Mubai had bought ten jars of this fine wine for him.
In his right hand was a small jar of wine that Flender had tossed to him.
Normally, he would have been very satisfied, but right now Zhao Wuji pouted, looking disgusted.
There was both disdain for the small bottle of wine and disdain for Flender ' stingy nature.
"Drink if you want, don't drink if you don't, you're just making a fuss." Flender didn't hold back, retorted, and then his eagle wings flapped, and he disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"That stingy and arrogant old man, not a single word he says is something I, Old Zhao, want to hear."
"Mubai, you're much better. You bought so much good wine to show your respect to me, Old Zhao. Unlike that stingy Flender, who only bought such a small bottle as an apology, not even enough for me to Old Zhao my mouth..."
Seeing that Flender had left, Zhao Wuji pursed his lips and muttered to himself.