This World Was One Giant Comedy Troupe
Shortly after the banquet began, Zhao Hanfeng stood up, picked up a glass of wine, and looked at Lu Qing'an with a solemn expression.
"Eternal Night Demon Emperor, we agreed beforehand that I would punish myself with ten cups of wine tonight!"
Everyone looked at Zhao Hanfeng.
Xu Xuanyu winked at Xiao Qingyi instantly.
Xiao Qingyi understood in the blink of an eye, knowing that there was some juicy gossip to come.
So the two of them exchanged a few things and started eating melon seeds.
Lu Qing'an laughed and said, "It's not this wine. This wine has been diluted. Let's drink this whole pot."
"I'm fine with anything!" Zhao Hanfeng nodded seriously.
Lu Qing'an handed the wine to Li Feiyu, Li Feiyu then poured it for Zhao Hanfeng.
"This is the first toast! I was so naive back then! I'll toast you!"
After Zhao Hanfeng finished speaking, he downed a glass of wine in silence.
"Huh?!" He had just finished drinking and wanted Li Feiyu to pour him a second cup, but strangely, the world suddenly started spinning wildly, and no matter how he tried to circulate his cultivation to stabilize his mind, it was completely useless.
And so, after downing a cup, his cheeks flushed.
One drink and I'm drunk!
Looking at Zhao Hanfeng's appearance, Xiao Qingyi couldn't help but think of his own appearance that day, and secretly shook his head.
I seem to have been the same way that day!
I was careless!
"Husband... what's wrong?" Li Yunshuang was stunned when she suddenly saw her husband grinning foolishly.
"My wife! Wow! You're still so beautiful! Come here! Let your husband give you a kiss!" Zhao Hanfeng grabbed Li Yunshuang's cheek and leaned in to kiss her.
"Husband! There are so many people here!" Li Yunshuang blushed with fright and quickly broke free.
"What's there to be afraid of! It's more fun when everyone's watching! Hehe, hehe, here I come!"
Zhao Hanfeng had a lewd look on his face.
Li Feiyu stared at his brother-in-law, frozen in place.
Holy shit!
Is this still my brother-in-law who always had a cold face and never smiled?!
Drinking leads to trouble, that's what it means!
"Husband! You, you wake up!" Li Yunshuang blushed and pressed her head against Zhao Hanfeng's.
"No, no, my wife, I have something to tell you secretly. I'm so tired of pretending..."
At this point, Zhao Hanfeng plopped down in a chair, pouting and acting cute, and said, "The moment I saw you, I fell head over heels in love with you. But after finding out, I discovered you like aloof and handsome guys. You could say I'm handsome, but I'm not aloof at all..."
"To make you like me, I started pretending! I pretended day after day. I used to be a chatterbox, but I never thought that after meeting you, I would have to pretend for so many years..."
Everyone watched this scene in silence, and upon hearing this, they all exchanged bewildered glances.
Good heavens!
Is that aloof attitude of yours just an act?!
Even Lu Qing'an looked surprised.
When he first saw Zhao Hanfeng, he felt that Zhao Hanfeng was a serious and unapproachable person.
A typical aloof and handsome guy.
Now, after hearing Zhao Hanfeng's drunken self-disclosure, he couldn't help but start watching the drama unfold.
"Let me count..." Zhao Hanfeng slurred, counting on his fingers, "It's probably been about 20,000 years! Waaah, it was so hard pretending! When no one was around, I was just talking nonsense to thin air..."
The entire room fell silent.
Awesome!!!
They all really wanted to give Zhao Hanfeng a thumbs up.
Lu Qing'an and the other men all wanted to tell Zhao Hanfeng, "You're something else."
Zhao Hanfeng lay on Li Yunshuang's lap, motionless, muttering something in a language no one else could understand.
He was clearly already dead drunk.
Li Yunshuang shook her head and smiled, smoothing her husband's hair.
"Looks like I'll have to tell you something after you wake up. Actually, I knew you were faking it all along. Even before you recognized me, I was secretly observing you, you silly girl."
Upon hearing this, Li Feiyu looked at her sister in shock.
"Sis! You... you know that your husband is actually a chatterbox, and that his aloof demeanor is just an act??"
Li Yunshuang laughed, "Of course I know. I met him when I was very young. He even saved me, but I'd completely forgotten about it! Back then, he only treated me like a little sister. He spoke with a bit of a dialect, and he was a really funny person. But, you know, think about it, that face and that goofy look together, it's kind of weird. The next time he saw me, he was all aloof and cool. And let me tell you, he was really handsome! So, cough cough, I pretended not to know, to see how long he could keep up the act. I never expected... he's been pretending until now."
Towards the end, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and giggle.
Upon hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.
They weren't mocking anyone; they were just listening to a fun and interesting story.
This story is beautiful.
"Goodness, my brother-in-law finally couldn't keep up the act anymore! Hehe, I'd like to see if he can keep up the act tomorrow!" Li Feiyu laughed.
Li Yunshuang shook her head and smiled, then looked at Lu Qing'an and said, "I'm sorry for making you laugh. As for the remaining nine cups, he probably can't drink them all. How about we make up for it next time?"
Lu Qing'an laughed and said, "Consider this story as the next nine cups of wine. I'm very satisfied."
"That's right, interesting!" Xiao Qingyi clapped his hands and laughed.
"Is that so? Haha, thank you so much!" Li Yunshuang said with a smile.
Lu Qing'an nodded.
This world is truly a giant team of clowns.
That's interesting!
"Alright, does anyone else want to drink this wine?" Lu Qing'an asked with a smile, looking at the others.
A group of people turned pale at the smell of alcohol.
Good heavens!
Drinking that would be terrible!
Just then...
The Saber God stood up.
"I want more!"
Xiao Qingyi glanced at the Saber God Saber God, then quickly moved his backside away, not daring to get any closer.
No way! You dare come back?!
"Old man, are you sure?" Lu Qing'an asked with a smile.
"I'm sure! Even when I'm drunk, at least I can still feel my wife's presence..."
Xiao Qingyi's lips twitched.
Old man! The wife you're feeling is me!!!
Immortal Ruins.
Inside a grand hall.
Xu Qingying set up an array.
This is a teleportation array, and it's quite special. Once activated, if someone enters and teleports inside, the array will self-destruct.
No more people will be allowed to use the teleportation.
"Master! I've finished setting up the formation!" She turned to look at Lin Qingxue, who was pale and leaning on her cane.
Lin Qingxue gritted her teeth and struggled to approach, leaning on her cane. Once she confirmed the formation was functioning correctly, she said, "Please double-check that no one is secretly hiding in the shadows! This is the last portal I know of! If Her Majesty were to encounter something like that again, she would never forgive us!"
Xu Qingying used her senses to confirm that no one was there.
Lin Qingxue took a deep breath before revealing the location of the area.
After confirming the location, Xu Qingying fiddled with the teleportation array for a while and then activated it.
The two entered the teleportation array, and in the blink of an eye, they disappeared from the spot.
When they could see the scene again, they found themselves in a mysterious cave.
Above the center of the cave, a portal of light floats!
"Your Excellency! We've arrived!" Lin Qingxue called out.