Malfoy Starts with Little Girls

After leaving the Leaky Cauldron, William and his two companions first went to Madam Malkin's to buy new robes, and then to Flourish and Blotts to buy textbooks.

Harry had already bought everything, so he didn't go with them. He wanted to write to Cho to check on her dark circles.

Harry thought this was a golden opportunity.

He only regretted that he hadn't studied Potions more diligently, otherwise he could have easily brewed a potion to reduce swelling.

It's all Snape's fault! Every time he stared at him menacingly in class, he prevented him from becoming Potions Master!

There weren't many people at Flourish and Blotts; a saleswoman was guarding the Monster Book of Monsters next to a cage.

She was wearing a leather hood and holding a thick stick covered in thin, protruding parts.

But she had already dozed off and didn't notice the Monster Book of Monsters engaging in group sex.

One of the books was "dismembered" by five or six other books, and the fragments were scattered by the wind.

Hermione bought a huge stack of textbooks, and like William, she selected all the courses.

William actually hopes she will learn time management from him, otherwise third grade will be very tiring.

They also encountered Neville.

Neville lost his reading list, and most importantly, he couldn't remember... which elective courses he had chosen!

Mrs. Longbottom, wearing an old, top hat, gave Neville a severe scolding.

But before she could finish speaking, "Zaun chanting" was interrupted as a Goblin Book about "prison break" rushed over and bit the scarlet handbag dangling in her hand.

Mrs. Longbottom was quite old, but like Professor McGonagall, she was still very agile.

She angrily grabbed the stick from the saleswoman's hand and unleashed a long-lost "dog-beating spell" from the Wizarding World, smashing it repeatedly against the book.

Neville was terrified. He swallowed hard, his mind racing, instantly recalling the contents of the book list.

Mrs. Longbottom seemed to have discovered a new world. She gave Neville a meaningful smile and bought the stick.

After buying the textbooks, they went to a pet store.

After two months of neglecting "Orange Pig," William needs to buy some expensive food to win back Bobocha's heart and get her to continue selling her body for him to masturbate.

Forcing yourself to masturbate is not advisable; you must use snacks as bait.

William already knew how to quickly capture a cat's heart, then manipulate their bodies, shaping them into whatever form he pleased.

William led Hermione and Anne to a shop called the Magical Menagerie.

The shop wasn't very spacious; every inch of the walls was covered with cages, and the small animals were making all sorts of strange noises.

The witch behind the counter was introducing pets to a few young wizards, so William, Hermione, and Anne waited to the side, watching the pets in their cages.

A purple toad sat in the corner, its large, beautiful eyes resembling those of Thor from One Ring.

A Deep Sea Turtle with a hard shell adorned with gemstones leans against the edge of its cage, showing off to a toad.

Its head bobbed in and out, teasing the toad relentlessly. The toad flicked out its long, thin tongue, which coiled around the tortoise's head.

Fifteen Fwooper danced gracefully in the cage. They were Fantastic Beasts that looked very much like moths, and judging by their brightly colored wings, they were highly venomous!

A plump white rabbit transformed into a silk top hat, then quickly transformed back, making a loud "poof" sound.

It was startled by the noise it made, slipped, and knocked over a pretty blue and white bowl, scattering food all over the floor.

It lay directly on the ground, seemingly no longer breathing.

This reminded William of Qiu's little white rabbit. When they first met, Qiu had a rabbit as a pet.

That timid rabbit is still alive.

William and the twins were waiting for the rabbit to die of fright so they could give it a proper "pot burial" and then bury its bones in the Forbidden Forest, Fluffy would guard them.

"Are you Stark?"

Just then, a childish, babyish voice came from inside.

William turned his head and looked down, only to find a little girl who was a head shorter than Anne.

She has golden curly hair, long eyelashes, and a chubby baby face.

"It's me. May I ask who you are?" William asked politely.

I keep running into fans on the street? It's so annoying!

"You don't know who I am?!" The girl put her hands on her hips and raised her eyebrows slightly.

"Should I know who you are?" William mimicked her raising her eyebrows.

He thought about it carefully.

The young girl in front of me was covered in alchemical items made by William; she was clearly a loyal customer.

William knew most of the customers of this caliber, but this young girl was a complete stranger.

He glanced at Hermione, Hermione shook her head, indicating she didn't know.

Hermione's circle of friends is so small, there's hardly anyone she knows.

"Her name is Astoria Greengrass," Anne whispered. "She's a Slytherin student, in the same year as me."

"Oh!" William hesitated for a few seconds, "You're that... Daphne's sister."

Daphne Greengrass was not only a wealthy woman, but also William's major client!

The big client's sister... who is also the future big client, no problem!

Adhering to the principle that "the customer is Galleon... cough cough, Merlin," William instantly switched to a kind and innocent demeanor, squatted down, and softly smiled:

"It's Daphne! She's really pretty, especially her nose. She'll definitely be a great beauty when she grows up."

William stared at the freckles on the little girl's nose and started spouting all sorts of nice things, throwing them out like they were free.

The little girl believed her and gave a loud "Mmm," first smiling happily, then forcing a straight face and saying:

"Stark, you're good-looking too, but you're too old. There's a generation gap between us, and you're a jerk, so don't try to get close to me. I don't like you."

William remained silent.

He was pierced by countless curses.

What a sharp-tongued little girl... Hurry up and send someone to mine in Africa.

"My brother isn't a jerk," Anne immediately stepped forward to defend her brother's reputation.

She warned, "Greengrass, you'd better not talk nonsense."

Anne learned a lot of magic from William and was also taught by Hermione all day long. She was still the top student in her grade last semester and was very popular and respected among her peers.

Astoria was no match for him, so she took two steps back and began to reason seriously. "Stark, your brother thought for several seconds before he remembered my sister's name!"

"Every time he releases a new product, my sister buys it immediately. Last time, she bought 105 sparkly earrings and even borrowed all my allowance."

But my sister wrote him so many letters, and he never replied to a single one!

"..." Anne sighed, thinking that at first glance it did sound like a really jerk.

William was speechless. With so many people writing to him every day, and even chocolates laced with Amortentia at Christmas, he was not going to pay any attention to them.

Hermione, usually his personal secretary, handles the mail. She only shows him useful letters; the rest are thrown in the trash.

William always thought Daphne was a rich woman; he never imagined she was so poor she had to borrow pocket money from her sister.

These kinds of fans... William absolutely doesn't support them. All he can say is: Please... go all out!

"I read the France newspaper my sister subscribes to. It says you're a jerk. From now on, stay away from my sister, or I'll get Draco to beat you up!"

The little girl waved her tiny fist with effort.

William gave Astoria a meaningful look. Tsk tsk, I didn't expect Malfoy to have this kind of taste.

On the surface, he's all smiles and flirts with Pansy, but secretly he's getting close to Potter, and behind the scenes he's also doing something to deceive little girls.

Is this the legendary "starting with lolis"?

He's a complete scumbag.

"Um... that..." Astoria suddenly stammered.

"What's wrong?"

My sister owes me 600 Galleon, 15 Sickles, Sickle 7 Knut. She can't pay me back. That's money I've saved up for a long time. Could you... please pay me back?

The little girl finally revealed her true intentions.

"Sorry, your sister owes you money, but I don't," William couldn't help but laugh.

"You..." Astoria's eyes welled up with tears, and her face flushed an unhealthy red.

William frowned slightly; the girl didn't seem to be feeling well.

"You just wait, I'm going to find Draco and beat you up!" Astoria said, seemingly having used up all her courage, and ran away with her face flushed.

"Oh, brother, you've offended another girl," Anne said gleefully.

"Fine, so be it," William said helplessly. "At most, I won't sell anything to Daphne anymore."

After the witch finished greeting the young wizard, she started serving William various snacks.

William is a regular customer here, and many things were prepared well in advance.

Anne took a liking to several brands of imported France cat food and insisted on buying them.

She bought imported United Kingdom dog food in a France store; and imported France cat food in a United Kingdom store...

In this regard, Anne has another idea: export the best domestically produced goods and keep the inferior ones for domestic consumption!

Although William agreed with this, the question remained: Miss, aren't there customs duties?

Even though we're spending Galleon earned from the Greengrass sisters, we can't just squander them like this!

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