Could a Carbon-Based Life-Form Have Come Up With This?

A few days before school started, Anne and Trene finally returned.

Anne had a mysterious expression, seemingly quite satisfied with the trip.

Once home, she would share her adventures with William and Hermione.

But every time I get to the beginning, I can't help but laugh first, and I don't say a single word at the end.

After four or five times in a row, Hermione, whose curiosity had been seriously piqued, almost couldn't resist hitting the little girl.

Trene didn't look well. According to her:

The Royal Navy's carrier strike group is indeed formidable in combat power.

Her words are not credible; wizards love to boast, and many people mistake helicopters for airplanes.

William was very curious about what Trene had done to the gondola that had attracted the navy's attention.

I was watching the news that evening, and it actually reported on it on TV. The BBC presenter excitedly told everyone on the program that they had discovered a ship belonging to underwater people.

It was an image with even lower resolution than the moon landing photos, giving it a cheap, low-quality look.

The host also contacted a retired lieutenant from a certain army group by phone.

A retired army lieutenant pointed out that it was a disgrace to the Royal Navy that they couldn't even catch an invading submarine.

If it were an army, they could raze the enemy to the ground even if they were hiding in a castle.

The lieutenant was practically making it clear to Prince Charles:

"Your Highness, we await your command, and our army brothers will storm Buckingham Palace and capture that vixen."

Unfortunately, William waited for several days but did not hear any news of Cha Dachui's usurpation.

September 1st,

William, Hermione, and Anne packed their bags and headed to Station 9. Trene, on the other hand, stayed at the cabin for the time being.

She will probably stay in the United Kingdom for a while and won't leave until the Triwizard Tournament is over.

When I entered the station, the Hogwarts Express was already there.

The crimson steam locomotive was spewing out thick smoke, and through the smoke, the many Hogwarts students and their parents on the platform looked like dark, ghostly figures.

William and Hermione were quickly surrounded by onlookers, with many students and parents wanting to shake their hands.

Wow, that was quite a big scene!

Fortunately, it suddenly started raining, and the torrential rain pounded against the crowd, allowing William and Hermione to escape.

I walked along the train passageway toward a particular compartment.

Cedric, Cho, and Luna had arrived earlier and were chatting in the carriage.

However, most people can't understand it. Qiu speaks human language, and Cedric just keeps saying "Aba aba."

He took another mouthful of Mandrake and began a month-long period of silent meditation.

He neither shut up nor shut up, just kept buzzing around.

"What is he saying?" William sat down in his chair, looking at Qiu with a puzzled expression, and asked her to translate.

"He's saying... this month is a good opportunity for him to practice Nonverbal Spellcasting," Qiu replied.

"Once the Mandrake is properly held in the mouth, the Nonverbal Spellcasting will be mastered—killing two birds with one stone."

Glancing at Cedric's smug face, William couldn't help but laugh:

"Stop thinking about the good things. In your condition, Professor Snape will definitely interrogate you like a mad dog."

Last year it was Gryffindor, this year it's Hufflepuff... You're in big trouble, you'll become a sinner of Hufflepuff.

"..."

Professor Snape discovered a mute badger, and he would definitely ask him questions and lose points.

If Hermione were unable to speak, William would definitely bombard her with questions during Ancient Runes.

This jointless exercise is simply hilarious. Miss Know-It-All, being unable to speak, is a true source of joy.

Cedric, having figured it out, panicked; he had completely forgotten about this.

"Silence is the greatest tragedy of mankind," Luna said in a singing voice.

She held up the limited edition Quidditch book, "The Quibbler," to cover her face.

Although Old Lovegood only made it to the finals, it didn't stop him from using his imagination, letting his thoughts wander, and writing some Quidditch tales.

It's said that sales are quite good.

When William visited Bertha before the start of the semester, he noticed that almost every wizard at St. Mungo's's, whose "heads were disturbed by magic," had a copy of the book.

Isn't this what it means to ride the wave of a trending topic?

Soon, the twins pushed open the door and walked in, with Harry and Ron following behind.

Ron rushed to the window, shouting anxiously, "What is it? What's happening at Hogwarts?"

"You'll find out," Charlie said, waving from afar. "Just don't tell Percy I mentioned it."

This is top secret information and will only be released when the Ministry of Magic deems it appropriate.

"What exactly happened?" Harry pressed.

"Professor Dumbledore will tell you... Well, behave yourself, you hear me, Fred? And you, George?" Mrs. Weasley said.

She stood under the train, looking out the window at William sitting in the carriage, his face showing a motherly, loving gaze.

"Oh, William... thank you so much for rescuing Harry and Ron from their kidnapping."

Last year too, you and Hermione saved them both.

There were also the Restricted Section on the fourth floor from the year before last and the year before that...

Mrs. Weasley started listing them, and wow... you wouldn't believe it until she told you!

Almost every year, William saves Harry and Ron's lives.

She really didn't know whether to say that William was amazing, or that Harry and Ron were just being reckless.

"They must have saved the solar system in their past life to be able to meet you in this one."

"You're too kind," William said with a smile.

The engine Pistons hissed loudly, and the train started moving.

In my sight, Mrs. Weasley, Bill, and Charlie all Apparition and disappeared.

"Tell us quickly, what happened at Hogwarts!" Ron said irritably as he put down his luggage.

Harry ignored him and instead scanned the carriage:

William, Hermione, Anne, and Luna squeezed onto the other side.

Cedric sat by the window, and Cho sat next to him.

The twins were about to play a prank, Ginny was standing without looking for a seat... seemingly waiting for him to sit down first.

Therefore, his only competitor is Ron.

Without the slightest hesitation, Harry seized the opportunity and sat down next to Cho.

He took a deep sniff; it had a unique fragrance.

Harry felt himself becoming intoxicated.

Ron noticed that Harry was sitting next to Cho, and there was still some room in between, so he tried to squeeze in.

Harry, now more mature and observant, gave Ron no chance to succeed.

He decisively shortened the narrow slit in the middle.

Ron glanced around, then tried to squeeze between Ginny and Harry.

Ginny followed suit and immediately filled the gap.

Left with no other choice, Ron could only sit sullenly next to Ginny.

"What exactly is it that you all seem to know, but you've been keeping it from us?" Ron asked the twins.

Fred refused, saying, "No, I can't tell you. Didn't Percy say—'Top Secret'?"

"Yeah, I don't think you're ready to hear about that yet," George said with a grin.

"How did you two know?" Harry asked, puzzled.

"William told us. We knew about it pretty much before summer vacation," Fred winked.

Ron then looked eagerly at William.

But he was engrossed in reading the Daily Prophet, discussing something with Hermione, and paid no attention to what was happening here.

What were they discussing? Naturally, it was the reporters fabricating his words.

They were said to have remained silent at Gringotts entrance because they had received death threats from the Ministry of Magic.

"Fine... I'll tell you, poor Ron." George looked reluctant.

"This year's students will all have to fight a fire dragon, and the victor can kiss any classmate they want."

Harry froze, his gaze involuntarily drifting towards Cho.

Is there really such a good opportunity?

Let alone fire dragons,

He'll kill Voldemort for you!

"Harry, don't listen to his nonsense," Ron said irritably. "They also told me that we'd have to fight Troll to get in."

"If you manage to encounter a fire dragon, I'll give you 100 Galleon... though I don't have one."

Harry was somewhat disappointed. Did he lack the hundred Galleon? What he lacked was an opportunity to confess his feelings.

Luna suddenly burst into laughter. She let out a series of sharp, piercing laughs that startled the three cats sleeping on the windowsill awake.

Only Bobocha remained asleep, even curling its ears and continuing to snore.

It was already used to Luna's... "one second a fairy, the next a witch" kind of mesmerizing laughter.

"Any interesting news reports?" Anne picked up the copy of "The Quibbler" that had fallen to the ground.

William moved closer.

The Mystery of the Albania Great Fireball

"The recent fires in Albania have sparked a war of words among various countries. Stark and Granger, who were involved, denied any involvement."

The author personally went to the scene to investigate and found that the Auror who witnessed the fire said that a light flashed in the sky and made a sound like a cannon. A few minutes later, a strong blue and white beam of light appeared in the sky.

Then, the shockwave could be felt within a radius of hundreds of kilometers. The intense heat from the explosion ignited tree branches, as if the trees had been severed at the roots...

A comparison reveals a striking resemblance to Muggle nuclear bomb... Of course, the possibility of an extraterrestrial spaceship landing cannot be ruled out.

William discovered four or five consecutive entries about him: the mystery of the five hundred thousand gamble in one night, the mystery of the appearance of the Dark Mark.

They're just riding the wave of popularity.

It's no exaggeration to say that he and Hermione supported Luna.

William looked down again and was quickly drawn in.

The inside story of England National Team's loss revealed!

The title alone is so eye-catching!

"We all know that the England National Team had a 42-game winning streak in training matches before the game."

But why were they eliminated when they were clearly invincible?

The reason is simple.

Bulgaria's mascot is the Veela! But why the Veela? There's a little-known story behind it.

According to inside sources, the England Seeker claim that Veela caused him to suffer from malnutrition.

And Anderson, the captain and goalkeeper, with his central role and two key elements, completely shut down the Seeker, turning him into a muscle-bound wreck in a big game...

Merlin.

Old Lovegood... Could a carbon-based life form have come up with this?

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