Ding! Heavenly Emperor Huang Has Joined the Chat Group
Chapter 2

If This Isn't the Desolate Heaven Emperor, Who Is?

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"What Myriad Worlds Chat Group?"

Shi Hao was so surprised that he let the words slip out loud.

The two servants behind Shi Hao were baffled. Zhang San asked, "Young master, what are you talking about? What chat group?"

Shi Hao's mouth twitched. "Nothing. I was talking about which kind of beast milk tastes better. You must have misheard me, right?"

Zhang Si said, "It sounded like you said something about a chat group."

Shi Hao said, "I didn't! I'm going back to my room to rest. You two don't need to follow me anymore today. I'm not going out of the residence again."

Zhang San said, "That won't do! The master ordered us to keep a close eye on you. If anything happens to you, my brother and I could lose our lives."

Shi Hao shook his head. "Then follow me!"

However.

Though the two servants, Zhang San and Zhang Si, were grown, burly men.

Shi Hao had already used the Beast Milk System and spent eighteen skill points to raise his Arhat Fist to the Great Perfection realm. He could easily hammer the two servants to death with one punch apiece.

Three-year-old Shi Hao had mastered the Arhat Fist to the Great Perfection realm, and the seven or eight hundred jin of force in a single hand was no joke.

But to put his parents at ease.

Shi Hao had let the two servants follow him all this time.

Shi Hao had never shown them the power of his Great Perfection Arhat Fist, either.

Because it was just too outrageous!

Shi Hao knew he was only three years old. It would be hard to explain if he possessed too much strength.

This was ancient times, after all.

If he was so strong at three that he was mistaken for a "demon or monster," he would be done for.

And in the world of "Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio," demons and monsters ran rampant. Most people living in this world believed in them!

Because they really existed!

Back in his room at the Shi residence.

Shi Hao picked up a gourd more than half full of goat's milk and took a big gulp. Then he began examining the Myriad Worlds Chat Group.

Just moments ago.

Shi Hao had inexplicably joined the Myriad Worlds Chat Group.

As for this "Myriad Worlds Chat Group."

Shi Hao had a guess.

It should be one of those chat groups spanning the heavens and myriad worlds, right?

Shi Hao thought this because he had often read novels before transmigrating.

He was very familiar with this kind of "chat group cheat" that spanned the heavens and myriad worlds.

But why would a transmigrator like me, who already has the Beast Milk System, join a chat group?

Isn't something a little off here?

Shi Hao was too speechless to even complain.

But.

Joining a chat group that connected the heavens and myriad worlds ought to be a good thing!

Shi Hao pondered briefly, then began looking through the Myriad Worlds Chat Group.

The Myriad Worlds Chat Group had a "group red packet function," a "group chat function," and a "group identification function."

These were the Myriad Worlds Chat Group's three main functions.

Shi Hao examined the three group functions, then sent his consciousness into the Myriad Worlds Chat Group's chat interface!

The Myriad Worlds Chat Group had appeared in Shi Hao's mind.

Everything was operated and viewed through his consciousness.

Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:

"Ding! Desolate Heaven Emperor has joined the chat group." Xiongba: "Welcome, newcomer!" Zhang Sanfeng: "Who is the newcomer?" Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Hiss... could the newcomer be His Majesty the Desolate Heaven Emperor, who ruled alone through the ages?" Desolate Heaven Emperor: "I'm not the Desolate Heaven Emperor. I'm Shi Hao." Group leader Great Immortal Li: "No, you are the Desolate Heaven Emperor!" Desolate Heaven Emperor: "???" Desolate Heaven Emperor: "I'm Shi Hao! I'm not some Desolate Heaven Emperor." Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Believe me. I, this great immortal, can see through anyone's life trajectory with a single glance!" Group leader Great Immortal Li @Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Perhaps you aren't the Desolate Heaven Emperor yet! But Shi Hao, you will surely become the Desolate Heaven Emperor in the future!" Desolate Heaven Emperor: "..." Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Speaking of which, Shi Hao, you're three years old, right?" Group leader Great Immortal Li: "I, this great immortal, have high hopes for your future, Shi Hao! Is there anything you want? Just tell me!" Group leader Great Immortal Li: "As long as you promise to give me a Heavenly God Fruit someday, Shi Hao, I wouldn't mind lending you a hand while you're young." Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Great immortal group leader, how did you know I was three?" Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Because I, this great immortal, can see through anyone's life trajectory with a single glance! Because I am strong enough!"

In truth.

It was because Li Xiang was the group leader of the Myriad Worlds Chat Group and had the group leader privilege of viewing the profiles of people who joined!

At this moment.

On Earth.

Li Xiang sat in his shabby rented room, looking at the profile of the newly joined "Desolate Heaven Emperor" with the face of a fawning simp!

The "Desolate Heaven Emperor's" profile was as follows:

[Group member: Desolate Heaven Emperor] [Name: Shi Hao] [Age: Three] [Hobby: Drinking beast milk] [Potential: Unlimited]

That was all...

That was the profile of the "Desolate Heaven Emperor" who had just joined the group!

Damn it, I just heard a notification from the Myriad Worlds Chat Group! The Desolate Heaven Emperor had joined! It scared the heck out of me!

But it turns out he's the three-year-old Desolate Heaven Emperor! Ahahaha! Heaven is blessing me, Li Xiang!

With the face of a fawning simp, Li Xiang prepared to invest in the "Desolate Heaven Emperor" while he was young!

That way.

In a little over twenty years, when the Desolate Heaven Emperor grew up and became the strongest of the younger generation, he would encounter all kinds of fortuitous opportunities!

Never mind anything else.

As long as the Desolate Heaven Emperor remembered his help in the future and gave him a Heavenly God Fruit.

He, Li Xiang, could become a heavenly god of the fantasy world on the spot!

Investing in the three-year-old Desolate Heaven Emperor meant becoming a heavenly god of the fantasy world at the very least!

It was such a good deal!

Li Xiang was very tempted and acted on it.

As for the possibility that the one who had joined the Myriad Worlds Chat Group wasn't the Desolate Heaven Emperor?

What a joke! He, Li Xiang, had read the detailed group member profile!

Group nickname: Desolate Heaven Emperor!

Name: Shi Hao.

Hobby: Drinking beast milk.

Age: Three!

Most importantly, potential: Unlimited!!

If this wasn't the Desolate Heaven Emperor, who was?!

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