I! Shi Hao! Pay Up!
"Is this Group Leader Great Immortal in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group for real?"
"He actually knows how old I am?"
"But how did he mistake me for the Desolate Heaven Emperor? Is it because my group name when I joined was Desolate Heaven Emperor?"
Shi Hao was a little confused too.
He drank a few mouthfuls of beast milk and calmed down to think.
While he was at it,
Shi Hao used his consciousness to read through all the chat records in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group.
Then,
Shi Hao was certain: the Group Leader Great Immortal Li in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group was a fraud!
"Not counting me, there are four members in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group!"
"They're Wuyazi from the world of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, Xiongba from the world of Fengyun, Guo Jing from the world of The Legend of the Condor Heroes, and Zhang Sanfeng from the world of The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber!"
"As it turned out, all four of these group members were given a lot of spoilers by Group Leader Great Immortal Li, who then conned them out of stuff."
"Isn't this just the same old chat-group leader routine?"
Shi Hao took another sip of beast milk, muttering to himself.
Still,
Old as the routine was!
If someone knew the plot inside and out and was also the chat group leader, they really could trick these group members one after another without fail.
Because,
Just from reading the chat records, Shi Hao saw that the fraud group leader Great Immortal Li had already succeeded in fooling Wuyazi, Guo Jing, and Zhang Sanfeng.
Only Xiongba remained half convinced and half doubtful. The Great Immortal Divine Charlatan hadn't conned him out of the good things he had in his hands.
"Should I kill the fraud group leader to liven things up?"
"But that's not right! This chat group has an appraisal function! It can appraise things in group red envelopes. There's no way I can use that routine to get rid of the group leader."
"Besides... why should I, Shi Hao, kill the fraud group leader?"
"One look at this Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan, and it's clear he's from Earth. He's also very likely a bootlicker for the Desolate Heaven Emperor."
"He's mistaken me for the young Desolate Heaven Emperor, so I'll get benefits from him!"
"When he's no longer useful, I'll see how things stand and decide whether to kill him!"
That was what Shi Hao thought.
The main thing was, Earth had abundant resources!
The fraud group leader was most likely from Earth!
Shi Hao thought of the box after box of milk on Earth...
"I can get beast milk to drink from the Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan!"
"I can get stronger just by drinking beast milk!"
"The Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan is from Earth, so buying milk should be easy for him too. Hehehe."
And just like that, Shi Hao made his decision!!
First, he would pretend to be the young Desolate Heaven Emperor in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group and milk the Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan for all the benefits he could get!
As for why the Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan knew that he, Shi Hao, was three years old in this life!
Shi Hao guessed it might be a chat group leader privilege? Could he check group members' ages?
In any case,
After reading the Myriad Worlds Chat Group's chat records, there was no doubt that Group Leader Great Immortal Li was a fraud.
Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:
Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Well? Shi Hao, have you thought it over?"
Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Mm-hmm, I want to drink beast milk!"
Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Beast milk is easy. As long as you agree to give me a Heavenly God Fruit in the future, Shi Hao, you can have all the beast milk you want!"
Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Okay! But what's a Heavenly God Fruit?"
Group leader Great Immortal Li: "A Heavenly God Fruit is the fruit of a divine medicine. You're sure to obtain one in the future, and it won't be anything especially precious to your future self."
But a Heavenly God Fruit was enough to turn an ordinary person into a Heavenly God of a fantasy world just by eating it!
Li Xiang very much wanted a treasure that would grant him powerful strength as soon as he ate it!
Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Okay... then, Group Leader Great Immortal, where's the beast milk I want? How are you going to give it to me?"
Group leader Great Immortal Li: "I'll send you a red envelope in a moment. Shi Hao, you just need to claim it."
Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Shi Hao, how much beast milk do you need?"
Desolate Heaven Emperor: "The more the better! There are lots and lots of children in our village!"
Group leader Great Immortal Li: "In that case... anyway, it's settled."
Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Remember, Shi Hao, you have to give this Great Immortal a Heavenly God Fruit in the future!"
Desolate Heaven Emperor: "I won't go back on my word!"
Xiongba: "Group Leader Great Immortal... th-this Desolate Heaven Emperor who just joined the group will be an expert in the future?"
Xiongba asked.
Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Obviously, Xiongba. Didn't you see that even this Great Immortal has to curry favor with the Desolate Heaven Emperor?"
Group leader Great Immortal Li: "The future Desolate Heaven Emperor will be an expert who can even disregard the Great Dao! 'Single-handedly ruling over all ages' wouldn't describe even a fraction of him!"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Hiss... then won't this Desolate Heaven Emperor be an immortal or a god in the future?"
Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Heh. Well, Zhang Sanfeng, you're only a person from a martial arts world!"
Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Let this Great Immortal tell you all! The future Desolate Heaven Emperor will become a supreme existence on the same level as the Three Pure Ones Dao Ancestors! And the Desolate Heaven Emperor's potential is limitless!"
The assessment that the Desolate Heaven Emperor's potential was limitless came from the Myriad Worlds Chat Group.
Li Xiang believed the Myriad Worlds Chat Group's assessment! After all, the Myriad Worlds Chat Group had the power to span the heavens and myriad worlds!
And besides!
The Myriad Worlds Chat Group was his, Li Xiang's, cheat!