Ding! Heavenly Emperor Huang Has Joined the Chat Group
Chapter 22

An Old Grandpa Passed Buddha's Palm On to Me, the "Desolate Heaven Emperor"

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Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:

Gu Jianfei: "It looks like I, Gu Jianfei, am doomed this time!"

Gu Jianfei: "But I still have one regret! I haven't found a successor!"

Gu Jianfei: "When I was young, I met Chan Master Dadu, who passed Buddha's Palm on to me. That's how I became who I am today."

Gu Jianfei: "When I die, Buddha's Palm will be lost..."

Gu Jianfei @Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Group Leader, may I pass Buddha's Palm on to the future Heaven Emperor in the group? If I can pass my ultimate art on to the future Heaven Emperor before I die, then even in death, I'll be content."

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Hmm?"

Group Leader Great Immortal Li Xiang was stunned. Again... another man passing on his cultivation before death?

Last time, an elderly Song Que had joined. Before dying, Song Que had passed his ultimate art on to the "Desolate Heaven Emperor," then died peacefully of old age.

This time, it was the Martial Saint Gu Jianfei, someone even more formidable than Song Que. Yet by the time he joined the group, he had already fought a great battle with the Fire Cloud Evil God and was on the verge of death. And he too wanted to pass his cultivation on to the "Desolate Heaven Emperor."

"This is ridiculous! Old grandpas passing on their cultivation? Zhang Sanfeng and Wuyazi in the group have passed their ultimate arts on to Little Shi Hao too!"

"Damn it, whose cheat is this Myriad Worlds Chat Group, anyway?"

"Why does it feel like Shi Hao has gotten way more benefits than I have? Damn it, I spent ages trying to wheedle the Northern Darkness Divine Art out of Wuyazi before I finally got it!"

Group Leader Great Immortal Li was thinking, What the fuck?

Even though Group Leader Great Immortal Li was a die-hard fan and bootlicker of Desolate, seeing Shi Hao get the Martial Saint Gu Jianfei to pass his ultimate art, Buddha's Palm, on to him without doing a thing left him stunned.

Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:

Gu Jianfei: "What do you mean by 'hmm'? Could it be that you won't let me pass Buddha's Palm on to the Desolate Heaven Emperor, Great Immortal Group Leader?"

Gu Jianfei: "My Buddha's Palm is no mediocre art. Once mastered, it replaces the blood and cleanses the marrow, allowing one to attain the realm of a Martial Saint of Qi and blood, with a strength of a million jin!"

Gu Jianfei: "The future Heaven Emperor in the group is only three... surely he needs an ultimate art like my Buddha's Palm?"

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "I was just surprised that you'd pass your ultimate art on to the three-year-old Shi Hao. After all, Gu Jianfei, you don't even know Shi Hao, do you?"

Gu Jianfei: "It's enough for me to know that the successor to my ultimate art is the future Heaven Emperor before I die."

Gu Jianfei @Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Little Shi Hao? Great Immortal Group Leader says you're the future Heaven Emperor. Are you willing to learn Buddha's Palm, the ultimate art I've devoted my life to?"

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Yes!"

[Group notification: Group member Gu Jianfei sent the file "Buddha's Palm" to group member Desolate Heaven Emperor.] [Group notification: Group member Desolate Heaven Emperor has claimed the file "Buddha's Palm" sent by group member Gu Jianfei.]

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Thank you for teaching me Buddha's Palm, Grandpa."

Gu Jianfei: "Hahaha! Joining this Myriad Worlds Chat Group before I died and finding a Heaven Emperor as the successor to my ultimate art isn't bad at all!"

Gu Jianfei: "Hahaha!"

[Group notification: Group member Gu Jianfei has died.]

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Grandpa Gu Jianfei?"

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Great Immortal Group Leader? He..."

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Gu Jianfei has passed away. Shi Hao, look at the chat history above. It was only natural for Gu Jianfei to die. He didn't die because of you."

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Little Shi Hao, don't be sad."

However.

Would Shi Hao be sad?

Shi Hao nearly laughed out loud.

Shi Hao hadn't done a thing.

He had just been lurking and reading the messages in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group.

Then.

After joining the group, Grandpa Gu Jianfei had passed his ultimate art, Buddha's Palm, on to him before dying!

"This identity as the future Heaven Emperor sure is useful!"

Shi Hao was delighted. Another "old grandpa" had passed his cultivation on to him!

What was more, the Buddha's Palm Shi Hao had obtained this time was the Buddha's Palm of a high-martial world!

This was the ultimate art of Buddha's Palm that could be cultivated to become a Martial Saint and grant the power to shatter a snow mountain ten thousand meters high!

Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:

Desolate Heaven Emperor @Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Great Immortal Group Leader, I feel awful. I'm going to drink some beast milk."

Shi Hao was putting on an act in the group.

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Go on!"

In truth, Group Leader Great Immortal Li Xiang also really wanted the ultimate art of Buddha's Palm.

But Group Leader Great Immortal Li Xiang gave up on it when he remembered he had little talent for martial arts.

After all, Group Leader Great Immortal Li Xiang thought it would take considerable effort to wheedle the Buddha's Palm manual out of Little Shi Hao, and Shi Hao might realize something was amiss once he grew up.

So he gave up on doing so.

Group Leader Great Immortal Li Xiang had given up, but there were others who coveted the ultimate art of Buddha's Palm!

Xiongba @Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Little Shi Hao, could you send me the ultimate art of Buddha's Palm that Gu Jianfei just gave you, so I can take a look?"

Xiongba had always been shameless.

From the chat history, Xiongba knew that Gu Jianfei's Buddha's Palm was far more powerful than the Three Points Return to One Qi he cultivated!

So he wanted to ask Shi Hao for the ultimate art of Buddha's Palm.

(Today's seventh update...)

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