Another Old Grandpa Wants to Pass Down a Divine Art to Me? I, Shi Hao, Can't Keep Up with My Cultivation!
"Ahahaha! A big yellow dog!"
"A big yellow dog came running to a place this remote!"
"I, Han Erlengzi, am meant to feast today!"
Just as Great Fairy Yun was seething with hatred and lingering fear, a heavy stick came crashing down on the head of the big yellow dog whose body she had seized!
Smack! The big yellow dog whose body Great Fairy Yun had seized was killed outright!
Great Fairy Yun's primordial spirit had only just been injured by Shi Hao's blood Qi, and she had only just seized the big yellow dog's body. She was no longer capable of leaving its body to seize another!
And so.
In a truly miserable twist, Great Fairy Yun, a mighty thousand-year-old great demon, ended up dying at the hands of Han Erlengzi, a beggar who begged for food by the roadside!
After her death.
Even the body she had seized was eaten by Han Erlengzi.
"Gurgle..."
Shi Hao kept drinking beast milk.
Suddenly.
Shi Hao heard a ding!
"Ding! Li Chungang has joined the chat group."
It was a notification from the Myriad Worlds Chat Group. Another new member had joined!
Shi Hao wasn't surprised.
"But this Li Chungang..."
"Is he the Li Chungang who called for his sword, stepped into the Land Immortal Realm, and slew three thousand cavalrymen with one sword strike?"
Shi Hao was a little curious.
Because this "Li Chungang" was really good at showing off.
Curious about Li Chungang, Shi Hao sank his consciousness into the Myriad Worlds Chat Group to take a look.
Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:
"Ding! Li Chungang has joined the chat group." Zhang Sanfeng: "Welcome to the group, Li Chungang." Xiongba: "Welcome, newcomer!" Li Chungang: "What is this Myriad Worlds Chat Group?" Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Read the chat history, the messages above. Once you've read them, Li Chungang, you'll understand." Li Chungang: "All right, let this old man take a look."
Before long.
Li Chungang: "I've finished reading the messages. I never expected it! A chat group connecting the myriad worlds of the heavens? Is it real or not?"
Once Li Chungang started asking questions like that.
It was time for Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan to show off his gift for hoodwinking people.
Next.
Came a round of hoodwinking.
It was Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan who hoodwinked Li Chungang with spoilers and smooth talk.
With the information gap between them, Li Chungang would most likely be hoodwinked by Great Immortal Li too.
Shi Hao was speechless for a moment. He'd thought a guy like Li Chungang would show off when he joined the group!
But instead.
"Forget it, forget it. I'm done watching."
What was so interesting about Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan hoodwinking people?
Shi Hao logged out of the chat group and went back to drinking his beast milk!
"Ah, glug, glug, glug..."
Shi Hao drank his beast milk faster and faster!
Just as Shi Hao had drunk several big buckets of beast milk, he noticed someone had @mentioned him in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group.
Shi Hao was puzzled.
But he went to take a look anyway.
Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:
Li Chungang @Desolate Heaven Emperor: "The group leader says you're the future Heaven Emperor?" Li Chungang @Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Interested in learning my swordsmanship?" Li Chungang: "I'm no great talent, but in my youth, I was a sword god. I could once open Heaven's Gate with a single sword strike and enter the Land Immortal Realm!" Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Li Chungang, why do you suddenly want to teach Little Shi Hao the sword?" Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Little Shi Hao has learned old Song Que's saber techniques and obtained Buddha's Palm." Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Old Song Que is a grandmaster of the saber whose name is known throughout his world. One can become a Saint Among Martial Artists by practicing Buddha's Palm. Li Chungang, do you understand what I'm saying?" Li Chungang: "Does Group Leader Great Immortal mean that my, Li Chungang's, swordsmanship can't compare to Song Que's saber techniques? That it can't compare to Buddha's Palm?" Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "I'm saying Little Shi Hao is only three. How could he learn so many things? Even if he is the future Heaven Emperor, he's three, and he needs to play too." Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Li Chungang, stop making trouble." Li Chungang: "I'm making trouble? Plenty of people want to learn my swordsmanship, and I won't even teach them!" Li Chungang: "This future Heaven Emperor is too young to learn so many things now, but surely he can learn them when he grows up!" Li Chungang: "I have a feeling I don't have long to live... Alas! It would be a comfort to pass my lifetime's swordsmanship inheritance on to the future Heaven Emperor." Li Chungang @Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Little Shi Hao, future Heaven Emperor, are you willing to learn my swordsmanship? I'm not lying to you. My swordsmanship really is formidable." Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Huh? Someone else wants to pass martial arts down to me? You won't... won't die after passing them down to me, will you? Maybe you shouldn't."
Shi Hao really couldn't keep up with cultivating all these martial arts!
Buddha's Palm hadn't even been raised to the Peak Perfection Realm by allocating points yet!
He hadn't so much as touched the Taijiquan Zhang Sanfeng had passed down to him.
Li Chungang's swordsmanship was indeed strong, but what use would it be to Shi Hao to learn it?
Shi Hao had Buddha's Palm, a supreme art from a high-martial world. Just mastering Buddha's Palm would make him a Martial Saint in the mortal world, allowing him to strike with a mighty force of ten million jin!
Li Chungang's swordsmanship was strong, but limited by his world, his martial arts really weren't as formidable as Buddha's Palm.
Li Chungang @Desolate Heaven Emperor: "There is no greater sorrow than a dead heart. My heart died long ago. Now all I want is to pass my martial arts down to you, the future Heaven Emperor. I'll send them to you now. Whether you want them is up to you." [Group notification: Group member Li Chungang has sent the group file "One Sword Opens Heaven's Gate" to group member Desolate Heaven Emperor.] Li Chungang: "My life's work is really just a single sword strike... Ordinary people cannot learn this strike of mine." Li Chungang: "But if you truly are the future Heaven Emperor, you will surely be able to learn this strike of mine, the pinnacle of swordsmanship in this world!"