You Can't Even Beat the Three-Year-Old Desolate Heaven Emperor!

Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:

Zhang Sanfeng: "Gasp... a supreme existence who'll one day be on the same level as the Three Pure Ones Dao Ancestors?"

Xiongba: "Will the Desolate Heaven Emperor who just joined the group really be that powerful in the future?"

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Will I really be that powerful in the future?"

Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Of course! I can see through everyone's life trajectory at a glance!"

Group leader Great Immortal Li @Desolate Heaven Emperor: "You are destined to become a supreme existence! A supreme heavenly emperor!"

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "But what's this chat group? Why did it suddenly appear in my head?"

Group leader Great Immortal Li: "I haven't introduced you to the chat group yet, Shi Hao!"

Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Shi Hao, take a look at the chat history-the things Zhang Sanfeng, Xiongba, Wuyazi and I said to each other before, right here on this chat interface."

Group leader Great Immortal Li: "I've explained this chat group in detail in the chat history above."

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Okay!"

Shi Hao was acting.

After all, he was already planning to play the young Desolate Heaven Emperor in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group and fish benefits out of the hands of the charlatan Great Immortal group leader!

He had to make it convincing.

So Shi Hao put on a proper act in the chat group!

Of course.

Shi Hao's concern for "beast milk" was absolutely genuine!

After all, he could grow stronger by drinking beast milk!

He just hoped the charlatan Great Immortal group leader would buy him more milk later!

Back on Earth, milk should be easy enough to buy, right?

Shi Hao waited a little while, pretending he had only just finished reading the chat history in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group.

Then he spoke in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group.

Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Wow, I've finished reading the chat history! I didn't expect you to be so amazing, Great Immortal group leader!"

In the chat history, the charlatan Great Immortal group leader of the Myriad Worlds Chat Group often boasted about how incredibly powerful he was!

Wuyazi: "Of course the Great Immortal group leader is amazing! I'd only just joined the group, and he already knew my past! He even told me about my future!"

Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Keep it low-key, keep it low-key, Wuyazi. This Desolate Heaven Emperor will be a supreme existence in the future! My strength is still just a tiny bit short of the future Desolate Heaven Emperor, who can stain the heavens and myriad worlds with a single drop of blood."

Wuyazi: "Then the future Desolate Heaven Emperor is truly unbelievably powerful!"

Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Of course the future Desolate Heaven Emperor is powerful! But the Desolate Heaven Emperor is only three right now."

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Oh, Wuyazi, I read the chat history, and I saw the Great Immortal group leader say your 'Northern Darkness Divine Art' is really powerful too!"

Wuyazi: "Desolate Heaven Emperor, do you want my 'Northern Darkness Divine Art'?"

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "I do! Can you teach me?"

Wuyazi: "Of course!!"

[Group notification: Group member Wuyazi sent the file "Northern Darkness Divine Art" to group member Desolate Heaven Emperor.]

[Group notification: Group member Desolate Heaven Emperor received the file "Northern Darkness Divine Art" sent by group member Wuyazi.]

Wuyazi @Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Desolate Heaven Emperor, take a look at my 'Northern Darkness Divine Art.' If there's anything you don't understand, don't hesitate to ask me!"

Wuyazi: "I'll tell you everything I know and leave nothing unsaid!"

Wuyazi readily handed over the "Northern Darkness Divine Art" to the "Desolate Heaven Emperor," just like that.

Even Shi Hao hadn't expected it.

However.

Wuyazi had his own little scheme.

After all, this "Desolate Heaven Emperor" was someone even the Great Immortal group leader wanted to befriend!

According to the Great Immortal group leader, the Desolate Heaven Emperor was destined to become a supreme heavenly emperor one day! A supreme existence on the same level as the legendary Three Pure Ones Dao Ancestors!

Wuyazi had been in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group for a few days now!

His horizons had broadened considerably.

Wuyazi's thinking was that if he taught the Northern Darkness Divine Art to the Desolate Heaven Emperor, who was only three right now, then one day, if the Desolate Heaven Emperor became a supreme existence...

Wouldn't he, Wuyazi, be the teacher of a supreme existence?

Compared to that, what was his "Northern Darkness Divine Art" worth?!

But...

What Wuyazi hadn't expected was that

Group leader Great Immortal Li would pull the rug out from under him!

Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:

Group leader Great Immortal Li @Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Shi Hao, don't waste your time learning the 'Northern Darkness Divine Art.' It's very powerful, but only in a martial arts world."

Group leader Great Immortal Li: "But, Shi Hao... Wuyazi, who learned the 'Northern Darkness Divine Art,' might not even be able to beat you at three years old."

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "He can't even beat me at three?"

Wuyazi: "Great Immortal group leader! I can't even beat a three-year-old child? Even if he is a future supreme expert, isn't that a bit too outrageous?!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "I should still have been playing in the mud when I was three."

Group leader Great Immortal Li @Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Shi Hao, you should have several thousand jin of strength at three, right?"

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "I can lift a stone cauldron weighing a thousand jin!"

Group leader Great Immortal Li @Wuyazi: "Wuyazi, are you sure that you, a cripple, can beat the three-year-old Shi Hao, who has several thousand jin of strength?"

Wuyazi: "..."

Zhang Sanfeng: "Several thousand jin of strength at three? This..."

Group leader Great Immortal Li: "Compared to his future achievements as a supreme heavenly emperor, what does it matter that the Desolate Heaven Emperor has several thousand jin of strength at only three?"

Wuyazi: "I was presumptuous."