Douluo: Childhood Sweetheart Xiao Wu, Why Is Tang San Losing It Again?

Content warning: No womanizing protagonist, and he won't collect every girl. If that bothers you, don't read.

My name is Yan Zu, a three-year-old village kid from the Romance Continent... Pfft, I mean, the Douluo Continent.

My dad is a mighty Rank 26 Battle Soul Master who once got chased by a 160-year-old Ironback Bear until he nearly wet himself.

My mom is a rare support-type Soul Master. Last year, when a wild boar got into our house, her hands shook like a leaf as she held up her hoe.

As for me, I've got a bargain-bin check-in system that hands out spicy strips, stockings, and even a profound textbook titled Five Years of Soul Exams, Three Years of Simulation...

Looking back, I think Tang San has had a pretty miserable life this time around.

At age six-

He was supposed to meet a pink bunny, and they would grow up together as innocent childhood sweethearts.

But my parents picked up that bunny first.

At age twenty-five-

He was supposed to destroy Spirit Hall with the support of Yu Xiaogang and the Clear Sky Sect, then inherit the Asura God's position.

Instead, he ended up killing Yu Xiaogang with his own hands and wrecking the Clear Sky Sect.

I heard Asura got laughed at in the Divine Realm for five hundred years over that.

Sometimes, I do feel pretty guilty.

So I took very good care of his mom.

And then he lost it again.

Years later, Tang San asked in despair, "Why do you always beat me?"

Munching on spicy strips, I smiled and said, "You only have eyes for yourself. But in my eyes, there are the lights of countless homes."