The Emperor's Swearing Skit

Qin Yun placed the collected Fragments of Humanity into the Emperor's body, which was located on the Golden Throne.

Due to the severity of his injuries, the Emperor did not wake up immediately but remained in a deep sleep.

The Grey Knights, including Voldus, stood to the side, gripping their weapons tightly.

In the event of any uncontrollable anomalies, they will immediately execute the final order.

According to the agreement, they only allowed the Imperium Living Saint to collect fragments of the Emperor's Fragments of Humanity, but did not agree to allow the Emperor to leave the Golden Throne.

After all, the Master of Mankind had issued a final order before the final battle, forbidding the Emperor from leaving the Golden Throne in any form.

Once the Emperor leaves the Golden Throne, whether by possessing another body or transforming into some kind of Warp entity,

They have the right to use any measures, any weapons, and any means to bring the Emperor back to the Golden Throne and to fulfill his mission.

Looking at the Emperor who had absorbed all the Fragments of Humanity yet remained unchanged,

Qin Yun didn't know what to do next either.

Neither Eldrad nor the incarnation of the Laughing God spoke.

They do know a lot and understand many of the secrets of the universe.

However, they didn't know much about the Dark King Sublimation the Emperor level.

Therefore, no one dared to take the next step rashly, and the situation remained deadlocked.

If they fail to resurrect the Emperor and instead awaken the Dark King,

Then the Exterminatus scenarios from the future timelines they had previously viewed would appear.

The Dark King will devour everything in the Milky Way, leaving only a lone Black Sun suspended in the Void.

No one can stop the Dark King, not even the Chaos Gods.

In any case, in that timeline, the Chaos Gods had all perished.

Absolute death enveloped everything.

"Perhaps we could install a speaker on the Emperor."

Qin Yun quickly came up with a solution that wouldn't require the Emperor to recover his health.

A solution that wouldn't put the Grey Knights in a difficult position.

It also provides a way to communicate with people.

After discussion, everyone agreed that the plan was feasible.

So Qin Yun summoned Laski, the Fabricator General from Mars.

Ask him to make a golden talking device.

Then connect the speaker to the Emperor's nervous system.

With the guidance of several C'tan, the task was completed quickly.

"Your Living Saint, the speaking device is ready; you may begin testing."

Laski walked up to Qin Yun and reported to him.

"Excellent."

Trajan, the Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes, was the most excited.

The right to communicate with the Emperor was finally no longer monopolized by Living Saint.

They had a very miserable time during that period.

Who would believe they would be banished to the Eye of Terror as guards?

Although they lost the Blood Games, it was still a terrible thing for the Adeptus Custodes Guards.

Now, the Emperor will address them once more and issue his decree personally.

In this way, they would no longer be oppressed by the Living Saint.

Trajan approached the Emperor and said, "Great Your Majesty, please lead us once more."

Emperor [No Response]

"Your Majesty," Trajan called out again.

Emperor [No Response]

"His Majesty."

After Trajan's calls went unanswered once again, he could only look to Qin Yun.

Qin Yun walked over and kicked the Golden Throne. "Get up, time to work."

Trajan: "..."

The Pope should burn this guy at the stake.

As Emperor and Living Saint, he truly showed no respect whatsoever to the Master of Mankind.

"***, could you please stop disturbing my mining game?"

The Emperor's impatient voice came through the speaker.

You could tell he was really angry; he even swore.

"Get to work, then play games." Qin Yun kicked him again. "Play my ass!"

"Stop kicking, you jerk. If you don't like me, I'll give you my seat, okay?"

The Emperor said angrily, "And stop kicking my throne! Can't you find someone else to kick instead?"

"The complete form is not cute at all; it's much better when it's Fragments of Humanity," Qin Yun complained.

Fragments of Humanity are a manifestation of a certain trait of the Emperor; most of them will speak kindly and are quite humane.

After combining with divinity to form a complete entity,

His previous arrogance and conceit also resurfaced.

"You look really ugly now."

The Emperor surveyed his surroundings using the optical camera mounted on his speaker.

"Which bastard did this to my throne?"

"To maintain the throne's functionality, Mars has added many repair devices," Laski said.

"*** Khaine, you're still alive? You bastard, you were thinking of using the War of the Webway to return to Mars, but you not only tricked the Dean, but also caused the retreating army to be surrounded."

"If that bastard Horus wasn't about to arrive on Terra, I would have put you on a ship and launched you into the sun."

Trajan: "..."

Laski: "..."

Eldrad: "..."

Even the C'tan, such as the Void Dragon, fell silent.

Is this all the man who could suppress the Chaos Four Gods is?

He's a total street thug!

The Laughing God avatar sized up the Emperor, "His Fragments of Humanity has been repaired so completely that he has regained his original personality."

"Perhaps it should be toned down a bit, so that it can maintain its usual cold personality."

Emperor began stripping away their humanity very early on, solely to act with absolute rationality.

Therefore, the Emperor of the Great Crusade period were actually no longer complete.

Upon hearing the words "the incarnation of the Laughing God, "Trajan and the Adeptus Custodes were even more speechless.

No!!

This Emperor, who seems so humane, is actually quite unreliable.

Qin Yun patted the shoulder of the incarnation of the Laughing God, "Sometimes, you still need to understand some social etiquette."

"Some things are better left unsaid."

"Sorry, I don't want to understand the social niceties of you mortals." The incarnation of the Laughing God shook his head, his tone aloof.

As the Night Lords and the Void Dragon stood on either side of him, the aloof and Laughing God revealed a fawning smile.

His tone also became much more amiable at once.

"The Living Saint is absolutely right; I was just being ignorant."

Faced with the Emperor's questioning, Laski's voice became much softer.

"Your Majesty, I am not Khaine. Khaine, the Fabricator General, has long been buried by time. I am Laski, the new Fabricator General."

"Sorry, you all look the same," the Emperor said. "Like you were born from a forced exhaust pipe."

Laski: "..."

I really want to report this to the Inquisition and the Ecclesiarchy; there's an evil entity here disguised as Emperor.

After rebuking the Fabricator General, the Emperor continued.

"Now, I will issue the order."

Upon hearing this, Trajan and the others immediately showed anticipation.

"We will carry out all the tasks you assign us without fail."

"Very good, go and stuff those damned Ecclesiarchy believers into cannons and launch them into the stars."

The Emperor's order left the Adeptus Custodes looking at each other in bewilderment.

They were eager to implement it, but after several reforms, the Ecclesiarchy has now become a powerful ally of the Imperium.

Many priests are on the front lines, bestowing blessings upon God Chosen and heroes of the Imperium.

If we were to purge the Ecclesiarchy now, the situation would be very serious.

The Adeptus Custodes dared not make a move, Trajan remained rooted to the spot.

They all looked at Qin Yun, seeking his opinion.

"His Majesty has been asleep for too long, and the Fragments of Humanity have not fully merged. He is somewhat fragmented. We don't need to pay attention to him."

Upon hearing this, the Adeptus Custodes Guards breathed a sigh of relief.

They continued to fulfill their guard duties.

They ignored the Emperor's orders.

The microphone remained silent for a long time before finally managing to utter a sentence.

"I am your creator, the emperor of the Imperium, and you should obey my orders unconditionally."

The Emperor's words received no response from the Adeptus Custodes.

The destruction of the Ecclesiarchy has caused too many chain reactions.

This could very likely lead to the Imperium's disintegration, resulting in the slaughter of fanatics and ordinary people.

Simply and brutally eliminating the Ecclesiarchy is by no means a wise decision.

Although a talking device was installed on the Emperor so that he could talk to others,

However, because the other party was too unreliable, Qin Yun asked everyone to keep it a secret to avoid causing unnecessary trouble.

Do not make public the fact that the Emperor has regained his ability to speak.

After dealing with these matters, Qin Yun summoned Xi Ling and asked her to create a brand new expansion pack.

Players can use their merit points to exchange for a chance to travel to Terra.

Not only can you visit the Throne Room, but you can also have in-depth conversations with the Emperor.

"Yes, Master."

Xi Ling's speed was as fast as ever.

Not long after, they released the brand new expansion pack, "The Emperor Returns".

After Qin Yun reviewed it and confirmed that there were no problems, he instructed Xi Ling to release it on schedule as usual.

The expansion pack was released at 6 PM.

Traffic to other websites plummeted instantly, all flowing into the Warhammer Online official website.

Countless internet companies are filled with envy and jealousy towards the operators behind Warhammer Online.

The release of the new expansion has excited netizens.

In less than a minute, there were 9,999+ comments.

"Have the Emperor returned?"

"It looks like the closed beta is about to end and the open beta is just around the corner."

"Great job, let's finish this quickly, we're really looking forward to the open beta."

"After waiting in line for so long, I still haven't gotten a single spot. I'm so frustrated."

"..."

Young players were equally excited, discussing the new expansion.

"For Your Majesty, with utmost loyalty."

"We're here."

"Quickly, redeem the opportunity to visit Terra."

"..."

The first to arrive in Terra were the Emperor's Cattle Warband, whose achievements were enough to squander without restraint.

They exchanged their money for the opportunity to enter the Throne Room and speak with the Emperor.

"You've finally arrived, you bunch of damn Outsider. Do you know how long I've been waiting for you?"

Warmaster: "..."

Ten-Timer: "..."

The Twisted Man "..."

Others: "..."

"Did we wander into the wrong movie set? Is this the Emperor's Swearing Theater?" Warmaster scratched his head and looked around.

The man in front of them was vastly different from the image of Emperor they knew.

"You haven't come to the wrong place; it's just that you're facing me now that my heart is whole, not the broken version of me from before," the Emperor patiently explained.

"It still feels fake," Ten-Timer said.

"Go back to your Sorcerer's World, Magnus brat," the Emperor said to Ten-Timer. "Even if you're fake, I'm not."

"This Emperor is so annoying." Ten-Timer raised his Scepter and jumped out. "Someone help me report to the Guide. I want to fight this bastard one-on-one."

As soon as he finished speaking, laughter rang out.

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

The Twisted Man, the Turtle, and the others all burst into laughter.

"Ten-Timer said he wanted to duel with the Emperor."

"Hilarious! He can't even beat Ahriman, and he wants to beat the Emperor?"

"I think they still have the strength to fight back. They might even be able to make the Emperor kneel down and beg him not to die."

Hahahahahahaha.

"..."

"I'll fight you bastards to the death!" Ten-Timer's forehead was covered in black lines as he swung his iron fist and started fighting with Warmaster and the others.

As expected, he was lifted up by the crowd, thrown out, and landed with a thud, lying on the ground questioning his existence.

"Enough, Outsider, the brawling is over."

The Emperor spoke, stopping them from continuing their nonsense.

"I have a task for you..."

"Your Majesty, please give us your orders. We are willing to offer you our hearts." The Warmaster clenched his fist and placed it on his chest to show his loyalty.

"Watch less anime, I still prefer Aquila Salute." The Emperor continued before the other party could complain.

"Now, Guilliman, Lion El'Jonson, Corax, Jagatai, and Sanguinius have all returned, but there are still Russ, Vulkan, and others who need to be found."

"I need you to find them, bring all the children back, and prepare for the final battle."

"Of course, it's best to leave this to us," Warmaster assured confidently. "We'll definitely do a perfect job."

"Aside from this mission, are there any other missions?"

The Emperor was silent for a moment, then said, "Go and beat up Konrad Curze. I've been putting up with that bastard for too long."

"If you're confident, go and bring Magnus back too. I've had my patience with that bastard for a long time."

"Oh, right, and Perturabo, Lorgar..."

The Emperor recited First Company of names.

Everyone who opposed him in the past has been exposed.

From the Daemon Primarch to the mortals, it has everything.

This left players like the Bull and Horse Chapter looking at each other in bewilderment, lamenting the Emperor's stinginess.

But in order to gain favor, they still agreed to the task.

After leaving Terra, the players of the Emperor's Cattle Warband used the Beacon Network to teleport to the place where Konrad Curze was being held.

"What else would you like to know?"

"If you let me go, I can tell you everything I know."

Konrad Curze looked at the Warmaster and the others in front of him and revealed a chilling smile.

"Hit him."

The Warmaster didn't waste a single word.

With a shout, a large group of people rushed forward.

He punched and kicked the bound Night Haunter with ruthless force, all to complete the Emperor's mission.

As Primarch, Konrad Curze's combat prowess is beyond question; there are few rivals in the entire Milky Way.

But his hands and feet were bound, so he couldn't use his abilities at all.

The members of the Emperor's Cattle Warband used all sorts of underhanded tricks, making Konrad Curze suffer greatly.

In addition, some people were taking photos and recording videos nearby.

After beating Konrad Curze black and blue, leaving him questioning his existence, Warmaster and the others called it a day and retreated.

The Emperor quickly received photos and videos showing Konrad Curze being beaten.

He burst into laughter, unleashing hundreds of violent storms in the Warp.

With his hands and feet bound and his power suppressed, Konrad Curze looked utterly frustrated.

What's wrong with these people?

Did he beat himself up right away?

At least ask a few questions first. If you don't talk, then you start hitting people.

They didn't say anything in the end.

I have dignity too, how can you bully people like this?

I wonder who came up with this idea behind the scenes. That kind of person is really wicked.