You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 116

Qiankun Attains the Dao! A Foodie's Self-Cultivation!

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The words of the Qiankun Ancestor, "Just for the taste," were like a bolt of Chaos Divine Thunder, striking the crowns of all the great beings atop Kunlun Mountain Peak.

The echoes lingered, and then heaven and earth fell silent.

The top tyrants atop the mountain, and the billions of living beings at its foot, all experienced a disorienting sensation of their Divine Soul being crushed and then forcibly pieced back together.

I've seen people fight for power.

I've seen people fight for the Great Way.

I've seen people gamble for freedom before.

But would someone risk their life and fortune to choose a path to sainthood just to "smell the fragrance"?

This is fucking...

Did they treat their eternal journey as a spontaneous trip... to a restaurant?

"A madman... this old man is absolutely insane!"

Old Ancestor Kunpeng felt a chill run down his spine. His proud calculations and wisdom were as fragile as a piece of paper in the face of Qiankun Ancestor's unique logic.

The Ancestor Minghe gripped Yuantu and Abi Swords's hand, his veins bulging.

He prided himself on being ruthless and lawless, but compared to this old Delia in front of him, he felt like a model citizen who obeyed the heavenly rules.

The communication channel between the Three Pure Ones was already in complete chaos.

"Big brother, Second Brother..."

The voice of the Tongtian Jiaozhu carried an excitement and trembling as if he had discovered a new continent.

"I... I think I've figured it out!"

Yuanshi Tianzun typed a question mark.

Taiqing Laozi fell into deep philosophical contemplation.

"Think about it!" The Tongtian Jiaozhu Leader analyzed rapidly, "Of the three thousand Great Daos, why can't there be a 'Food Dao'? Eating is the most primal desire of all living beings, an imprint etched deep within the true spirit! This old thing isn't choosing flavors!"

"He was martyred!"

"He is proving his supreme path with the purest of intentions!"

Tongtian became more and more excited as he spoke, and the look in his eyes when he looked at the Qiankun Ancestor even carried a trace of heartfelt respect.

Yuanshi Tianzun and Taiqing Laozi fell completely silent.

This is absurd logic...

That sounds outrageous.

But upon closer inspection, it's damn flawless!

Just as everyone's worldview was oscillating between shattering and rebuilding, a sudden change occurred!

The pure Primordial Violet Qi that the Qiankun Ancestor had been holding tightly suddenly burst forth with billions of rays of light!

It offered no resistance whatsoever.

It didn't even give the Qiankun Ancestor a chance to refine it.

The purple aura, like a wanderer who has found his final resting place, filled with boundless joy and excitement, and willingly entered the space between the eyebrows of the Qiankun Ancestor!

Buzz--

A Daoist aura completely different from that of Jieyin and Zhunti swept out from within the body of the Qiankun Ancestor!

It lacks the coldness and majesty of the unity of heaven and earth.

It was a rich, inclusive aroma, brimming with boundless vitality and... an aroma so strong it was almost overwhelming!

The body of the Qiankun Ancestor slowly rose into the air.

His filthy, earthy-yellow Daoist robe turned to ashes inch by inch.

A New Dao, woven from the purest Profound Yellow Merit Qi and the Qiankun Laws, appeared out of thin air.

The Daoist robe contained no sun, moon, stars, mountains, rivers, grass, or trees.

On the left sleeve, a dragon's liver and a phoenix's marrow are embroidered, chasing each other, vividly depicted.

On the right sleeve is an Innate Ginseng Fruit Tree laden with fruit, swaying in the wind.

The front panel features a sizzling, golden-yellow Roasted Kirin Leg.

On the back is a painting composed of three thousand Innate Spiritual Root and countless divine beasts and rare birds... <The Primordial World: A Grand Feast>!

This scene caused the bellies of countless creatures at the foot of the mountain to rumble like thunder, and their saliva to form streams.

How can this be considered observing and proving the Way?

This is clearly a food show that would make even the gods hungry!

The visions continue.

Behind the Qiankun Ancestor, neither the Pangu Banner nor the Tai Chi Diagram appeared.

A colossal cauldron, seemingly capable of simmering an entire starry sea, slowly emerged!

It is indeed the Qiankun Cauldron!

The cauldron, which had been riddled with cracks due to the great calamity, was rapidly healing under the nourishment of pure purple energy!

Inside the cauldron, the Earth, Water, Fire, Wind are no longer reversed.

Instead, wisps of smoke rose... from the chimneys.

Countless Dao Runes swirled and condensed in the cooking smoke, eventually transforming into two golden, primordial Primordial Divine Script containing supreme mysteries.

"Dinner's ready!"

Upon seeing these two words, Lin Shen, nestled in Hongjun's arms, had his obsidian-like eyes light up instantly!

They shone like two little suns!

"Dinner's ready! Dinner's ready!"

The little guy clapped his chubby little hands excitedly, drool dripping down the corners of his mouth.

This disheveled old man is so sensible!

Of all the people who came to Kunlun Mountain today, this was the most fun!

Just as Lin Shen cheered!

It was as if they had received final approval, and had been granted an supreme decree!

The Qiankun Ancestor suddenly opened his tightly closed eyes!

Two dazzling golden beams shot out, but within them, there was no birth or death of laws, no evolution of the Great Dao.

There's only one pair... of chopsticks?

"I am the Qiankun!"

"Today, I will prove the Way through food!"

"He should be called the Primordial World Food Saint!"

The Qiankun Ancestor and Earth roared to the sky, his voice filled with unprecedented confidence and pride!

A Sage's aura, no less powerful than Hongjun's, yet even freer and more unrestrained, swept across the entire Kunlun Mountain!

He has attained enlightenment!

He proved a path to Sage that no one had ever walked before, a path that belonged only to him and was guaranteed to provide for him!

He is not Heavenly Dao Sage.

It is a mobile Michelin Three-Star Restaurant that roams across the Primordial Land!

This moment.

Minghe, Kunpeng, and Yin Yang were completely petrified.

They stared blankly at the spirited Qiankun Ancestor, who exuded an aura of "I am happy because I have attained enlightenment."

Then, mechanically, he looked down at the "standard version" of Primordial Violet Qi in his hand, which exuded the aura of "Heavenly Dao 996 Blessing".

An indescribable sense of sorrow and regret instantly shattered their Dao Heart.

You chose the wrong one!

You really made the wrong choice!

Why bother with freedom Shackles?

Why can't we be as simple-minded as Qiankun, that foodie!

Choose the one that smells the best!

"Thump!"

The Ancestor Minghe was the first to collapse.

Without the slightest hesitation, his knees buckled, and he knelt down directly on the mountaintop, facing the little baby who was being held in Hongjun's arms and curiously gnawing on his own fingers!

He wasn't kneeling Hongjun.

He was kneeling before that seemingly innocent Little Ancestor was actually the source of all the variables!

"Little... Little Ancestor!"

The voice of the Ancestor Minghe was choked with sobs, filled with endless humility and regret.

"Your disciple was blind! Your disciple is utterly foolish! Your disciple has missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"

He raised the grayish- Primordial Violet Qi in his hand high, prostrated himself in Lin Shen's direction, and roared with all his might.

"Please! Please, have mercy on me!"

"Let's also give this 'purple earthworm' of mine a bath!"

Minghe's kneeling and plea were like lighting the fuse of a powder keg.

The Old Ancestor Kunpeng and the Yin-Yang Ancestor suddenly awoke.

They exchanged a glance, both seeing in each other's eyes a madness and determination that disregarded all costs.

Face? Dignity?

Compared to a tangible and visible path to freedom and transcendence, these things are utterly worthless!

"Thump!"

"Thump!"

Two muffled thuds, distinct and resolute.

Demon Master Kunpeng, the Lord of the Northern Darkness and the future Demon Master.

The Chaos God, the Yin-Yang Ancestor of the same generation as the Dao Ancestor.

At that moment, abandoning all pride and tearing away all restraint, they all knelt down before the three-year-old baby, just like Minghe!

"Please, my Little Ancestor, have mercy!"

"Please, Little Ancestor, give our 'earthworms' a bath too!"

The three powerful beings at the pinnacle of the Primordial World pyramid knelt on the ground, crying and pleading with a child.

The scene was incredibly humble, utterly humiliating.

It's as outrageous as it gets.

The entire Primordial World once again fell into an absolute stillness, even more deathly still than deathly silence.

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