Primordial Violet Qi Clearance Sale! Little Ancestor Handed Out Candy by Preference!

At the Kunlun Mountain Peak, all was deathly silent.

The three top beings, whose stomps could shake the Primordial World, were kneeling on the ground in an almost prostrate posture.

That Primordial Violet Qi, once their supreme glory but now transformed into endless Shackles, was held high above their heads, its posture humble to the dust.

Their gazes were fixed on the little baby in Hongjun Daozu's arms, who was curiously picking his nose.

The Dao Heart -wrenching cries echoed across the mountaintop.

"Please, my Little Ancestor, have mercy!"

"Please, Little Ancestor, give our 'earthworm' a bath too!"

This scene, through Fuxi's "Destiny Live Broadcast Room," was clearly imprinted deep in the Divine Soul of billions of living beings in the Primordial World.

Every single living being, without exception, was devoid of consciousness, their thoughts ceased.

The scene before them shattered all their understanding of "power" and "dignity".

That's the Minghe! The peerless, ferocious god who wields the Netherworld Sea of Blood and proves his Dao through slaughter!

That's the Kunpeng! The Lord of the Northern Darkness, soaring ninety thousand miles into the sky, a symbol of speed for an era!

That is Yin and Yin Yang! Ancient deities born from Chaos, beings who can be compared with Dao Ancestor Hongjun!

Now, these three living legends are kneeling before a three-year-old toddler, begging him to give them a bath... the Foundation for Becoming a Saint?

This world has gone mad.

At the foot of the mountain, the Dao Heart of countless powerful beings were creaking under the unbearable weight.

They began to question the meaning of life.

Could it be that after countless eons of arduous cultivation, what one seeks is not the Way of Heaven, nor the laws, but rather... how to make a child happy?

At the summit, the expressions of the Three Pure Ones, Nuwa, and Fuxi were all more distorted than the last.

"What kind of behavior is this! What kind of behavior is this!"

The Daoist robes of the Yuanshi Tianzun Venerable billowed without wind, and the surrounding space trembled slightly due to his anger. He felt that the great beings of the Primordial World had been utterly disgraced by these Old Fellow today.

"Second Brother, you can't say that."

The Tongtian Jiaozhu, however, watched with great interest, unable to suppress the smug smile playing on his lips.

"I think those guys are much more pragmatic than you; that's what you call a true man who can bend and stretch!"

He was overjoyed.

Seeing these usually arrogant old monsters behaving like ants in front of his precious grand-disciple made him feel more comfortable than if he himself had attained enlightenment!

Lin Shen, at the eye of the storm, looked completely bewildered.

He tilted his little head, looking at the black-robed grandpa who was crying with snot and tears streaming down his face, and then at the big bird grandpa whose head was almost buried in the ground.

He had absolutely no idea what had happened.

"Grandpa," he tugged at Hongjun's beard and asked in a childish voice, "Why are they crying? Is Lin Shen being naughty?"

"No, no, no, our Little Lin Shen is the best behaved."

Hongjun quickly comforted the little guy in his arms, showing a kind and gentle smile, but in his heart he was already laughing his head off.

This is exactly the effect I wanted!

He wanted the entire Primordial World to know that in the Kunlun Mountain, his Little Lin Shen was the true "rule of conduct"!

Hongjun cleared his throat and said to Lin Shen in a persuasive tone, "Little Lin Shen, look, these grandfathers aren't crying."

"They're... playing a game with you!"

"Playing games?" Lin Shen's eyes lit up immediately.

"Yes!" Hongjun nodded emphatically. He pointed to the three people kneeling on the ground and began to make up a story without changing his expression. "This game is called 'Who can make my baby the happiest?'"

"If you're happy, they'll give you the most fun toys!"

"Really?" Lin Shen's interest was immediately piqued.

"Absolutely true!" Hongjun said with absolute certainty.

The three people on the ground —Minghe, Kunpeng, and Yin Yang —were Divine Soul shaken!

The Dao Ancestor is handing them a ladder!

A golden opportunity to get straight to the emperor's ears and curry favor with this Little Ancestor!

The three of them suddenly looked at each other, and in each other's eyes they saw a reckless madness.

The next moment, the most outrageous and shameless "battle for favor" in the history of the Primordial World officially began!

"My Little Ancestor! Look at me!"

The Ancestor Minghe was the first to launch himself, his face instantly plastered with a fawning, twisted smile.

With a wave of his hand, the two Innate Spiritual Treasure capable of freezing the souls of Daluo Golden Immortal Divine Soul — the Yuantu Abi swords—swooped out!

"My Little Ancestor, look! This is a little trinket that I've treasured for many years!"

Minghe rubbed his hands together, his eyes full of anticipation.

"These two little swords are perfect for peeling fruit! If you like them, I'll go to Wuzhuang Temple right now and peel a plate of Ginseng Fruit for you!"

As he spoke, he actually intended to use these two deadly treasures, stained with endless malevolent energy, as fruit knives.

At Wuzhuang Temple, thousands of miles away, Zhen Yuanzi, who was watching the play through the water mirror, shuddered and almost dropped the Earth Book in his hand.

You dare touch my Ginseng Fruit?!

However, Lin Shen merely glanced at the two dark short swords, pouted, and shook her head.

"It's not fun, it's dark and not as shiny as Third Master's roller coaster."

The smile on the face of the Ancestor Minghe froze.

"My Little Ancestor! Watch this! Watch this!"

Upon seeing this, the Old Ancestor Kunpeng immediately rushed forward.

With a flicker, he transformed into a terrifying form that blotted out the sky!

That Great God, with a wingspan of countless miles, cast a shadow that even covered half of the Kunlun Mountain!

"My Little Ancestor! Look!"

The Kunpeng carefully and gently rubbed its enormous bird head against Lin Shen's feet, its voice full of seduction.

"My feathers are so smooth and glossy, they're the most comfortable to sit on! I can soar ninety thousand miles into the sky! Where do you want to go? I'll take you there right away! I guarantee it'll be a hundred times faster than that broken Pinwheel of the Great God Fuxi!"

Fuxi's eye twitched.

Thank you! But you remember perfectly well that I stepped on your foot!

Lin Shen at the ridiculously large bird and shook his head.

"No, it's too big, and the wind is too strong; it'll mess up Lin Shen's hairstyle."

Kunpeng's proud heart was shattered into dust.

Seeing that both Minghe and Kunpeng were defeated.

The Yin-Yang Ancestor knew that his opportunity had arrived.

Unlike the previous two who had presented their treasures so rudely, he slowly rose and smiled gently at Lin Shen.

He drew circles with both hands in front of his chest, and the black and white energies circulated, instantly condensing into a lifelike Tai Chi Diagram.

In the picture, two small black and white fish chase and play, sometimes transforming into a phoenix, sometimes into a qilin, ever-changing and infinitely mysterious.

"Young friend, please look, this is the wonder of the evolution of Yin Yang. It allows one to observe the Cosmic Birth and Death and to sense the wheel of the Great Dao..."

He hadn't finished speaking.

Lin Shen yawned widely and rubbed his eyes.

"It's not fun. I'm tired of seeing it. Even Uncle Fuxi's turtle is more fun."

The Yin-Yang Ancestor froze, rooted to the spot.

Three top-tier experts, despite their meticulous planning, ended up... completely wiped out!

The three of them stood there dumbfounded, feeling their Dao Heart once again crushed by this unpredictable little kid.

Just when they were falling into despair.

A weak voice rang out from the corner.

"Dao... Dao Ancestor, young friend..."

It was the Daoist Zhunti had previously been relatively unknown.

Although he and his senior brother obtained the Primordial Violet Qi Jieyin, it was a "Shackles version"!

Seeing the Qiankun Ancestor and Earth living a carefree life, they were already filled with bitter envy.

Now that we've seen this opportunity, how could we let it slip by?

Zhunti walked up with a pained expression. He looked at Lin Shen with a resolute determination to risk everything.

He knew all too well that he and his senior brother were poor in resources; in terms of magical treasures, they were inferior to the Minghe; in terms of origins, they were inferior to the Kunpeng; and in terms of the Great Dao, they were inferior to Yin Yang.

Their only redeeming quality is... themselves!

Zhunti gritted his teeth, stomped his foot, and suddenly turned around. Facing the Bodhi Tree that had already transformed into its original form, he snapped off the thickest and most vibrant branch with a "crack"!

He respectfully presented the branch, still glistening with morning dew and exuding a serene and tranquil aura, to Lin Shen with both hands.

He forced a smile that looked more like a grimace.

"Young... young friend..."

"This humble Daoist... this branch of mine is thick and strong, and it even carries a delicate fragrance..."

"It's perfect for... for brushing your teeth!"

Upon hearing this statement...

The entire venue fell into absolute silence once again.

Everyone was looking at Zhunti with the eyes of someone who had gone mad.

You son of a bitch, you broke off your own body and used it as... a toothbrush?!

Are you willing to lose all sense of shame in order to attain enlightenment?!

However, Lin Shen saw that lush green branch that emitted a pleasant fragrance, his eyes lit up instantly!

Wow! What a huge toothbrush!

He took the branch, held it up to his own white, small teeth, and nodded in satisfaction.

"This is fun! Lin Shen likes this!"

Upon hearing this, Daoist Zhunti trembled with emotion, and tears welled up in his eyes.

It's done!

He succeeded!

At that moment, the Daoist Jieyin had been standing behind him also moved.

His junior brother's success put his mind at ease.

He bowed solemnly to Lin Shen.

The next moment, he activated his magic power, and his Sixteen-Foot Golden Body instantly burst forth with ten thousand feet of golden light!

His entire being transformed into a dazzling, radiant golden statue that was impossible to look directly at!

"Young friend, is my golden statue gleaming?"

Lin Shen looked at the "big light bulb" that was even more dazzling than the sun and happily clapped his hands.

"So bright! It's even brighter than Second Master's palace!"

"This is fun too!"

Jieyin and Zhunti exchanged a glance, both seeing the ecstasy in each other's eyes.

They made the right bet!

However, just when everyone thought that Lin Shen would first give the two men's "earthworms" a bath.

Lin Shen suddenly turned his head, pointed with his small hand at the three who were still standing there, Minghe, Kunpeng, and Yin Yang.

He spoke loudly in an extremely "fair and just" tone:

"But the earthworms from those three grandfathers were still dirty."

"The teacher said that good children should know how to share."

"I'm going to put all their earthworms together and give them a big family bath!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his two chubby little hands and grabbed at the five strands of Primordial Violet Qi that were still floating in the air!