You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 136

New Saints of the Primordial World! Their Worldview Collapsed!

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At the Kunlun Mountain Peak, five beams of light, tearing through the sky, arrogantly proclaimed their existence.

Each beam of light represents a Primordial Daluo Golden Immortal has transcended the Heavenly Dao and is indestructible through countless eons.

Taiqing, Yuanshi, Tongtian, Nuwa, Fuxi.

These five beings at the pinnacle of the Primordial World pyramid attained sainthood simultaneously.

Their aura transformed into five supreme "Great Paths of Self," heralding the arrival of a new era.

This is no longer a miracle.

This is like pressing a miracle to the ground and repeatedly hammering it with Chaos Divine Iron until it itself begins to doubt the existence of the divine.

At the foot of the mountain, the "Kunlun Market," a place teeming with millions of living beings, was shrouded in a deathly silence more solid than absolute zero.

All living beings, regardless of their cultivation level or social status, stared blankly at the sky.

Above the water mirror, the five towering, earth-shaking Sage Dharma Image, like five unshakeable divine mountains, pressed down on their nearly shattered Divine Soul.

"This... it's only been a short time, and the Seven Saints have already arrived?"

A powerful Mysterious Tortoise, who had lived for countless eons and boasted of its vast knowledge, muttered to itself.

His once calm and unwavering Dao Heart suddenly cracked open, revealing a web of fissures.

He recalled the time when the two lectures at the Zixiao Palace (Kunlun Mountain) were held to determine the positions of the saints. The Dao Ancestor established the Six Saints of the Heavenly Dao, which was an earth-shattering event that influenced the entire era.

But compared to today...

That was practically the village store's year-end clearance sale.

Today, Kunlun Mountain Peak, we are offering direct sales from the factory, with on-site pickup and a complimentary luxury gift package containing the Origin of the Great Dao!

"I... I understand..."

In the crowd, the Bai Ze Divine Beast, which had once attained enlightenment due to the Qiankun Ancestor's attainment of Dao, slapped its thigh once more.

This time, however, his face no longer held fervor.

Rather, it is an endless sorrow born from seeing through the Mortal World and attaining profound enlightenment.

"We were all wrong..." Bai Ze's voice was hoarse, filled with regret. "We thought the shortcut to sainthood was to please our Little Ancestor."

Upon hearing this, the surrounding creatures all cast puzzled glances at them.

Isn't that so?

"Yes and no!" Bai Ze's eyes were bloodshot, almost bleeding tears. He pointed towards the mountain peak and roared in an almost manic tone.

"Flattering the Little Ancestor can indeed bring tremendous opportunities! But look closely!"

"Who truly benefits the most?!"

"It's the Three Pure Ones! It's the Empress Nuwa! It's the Great God Fuxi!"

"Who are they? They are the Little Ancestor's Master! They are the Little Ancestor's older sister and uncle! They are the Little Ancestor's closest people!"

"Why was that wisp of Seven-Colored Divine Light, which is billions of times more precious than the Primordial Violet Qi, only given to the five of them?!"

"Because they are family!"

Bai Ze's words were like a Chaos Divine Thunder, striking the hearts of every living being.

Yes!

The Ancestors of Qiankun Ancestor and Yin-Yang Ancestor went to great lengths, offering food and toys, to finally obtain a Foundation for Becoming a Saint.

But what about the Three Pure Ones?

They did nothing!

Just because their Little Ancestor accidentally let out a little "qi" during his breakthrough, they all took off from the spot and collectively attained enlightenment!

What does this tell us?

This shows that, for this Little Ancestor, hard work and talent are sometimes not the most important things.

Most importantly... it's about status! It's about relationships!

"I hate it!" A Bear Demon who had just been hawking "Transformers" suddenly slammed his prized creation to the ground and burst into tears.

"Why am I not the long-lost second uncle of my Little Ancestor?!"

"Why am I not his distant cousin, whom he has absolutely no relation to!"

"How could I not have thought of that! The real Great Dao isn't about being a sycophant, it's about being related to someone!"

In an instant, the atmosphere of the entire Kunlun Market changed drastically once again.

Countless creatures stopped thinking about how to perform their talents and instead began frantically trying to establish kinship ties.

"Fellow Daoist, I see a striking resemblance between your features and my long-lost third nephew—seventy percent of the same!"

"Fairy, the color of your feathers is exactly the same as the pet bird of my neighbor's aunt's son! We're practically related!"

The market, which had been a "talent show," instantly transformed into a large-scale "family reunion."

Meanwhile, Kunlun Mountain Peak, the five newly enlightened saints were in a state of extreme mystery and utter bewilderment.

"Big brother, Second Brother... I... I think... I've become a saint?"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu stared blankly at the terrifying sword intent within his primordial spirit that severed countless ages, his tone filled with disbelief.

He felt as if he had taken a nap.

In my dream, my precious apprentice, who only knew how to eat, burped.

Then, without even realizing it, I broke through the ceiling that had troubled me for countless eons.

"It's not that it seems so." Yuanshi Tianzun's voice Bi Gan.

He looked inward at his own Heaven-Explaining Great Dao, and the domineering will that made "my words are the Heavenly Constitution" made even himself feel frightened.

He felt that all the spiritual practices he had cultivated before had gone to waste.

What does it mean to follow the will of Heaven? What does it mean to expound on order?

Faced with the young apprentice's unreasonable nature, it was all just children playing house.

The true meaning of "Chan" is that if the young apprentice says a stone is sugar, then the stone must be sugar! Even if the Heavenly Laozi comes, it must still be sugar!

"The Origin Qi of Shen'er... actually possesses such divine power?"

Nuwa's beautiful eyes shone with a strange light as she felt the Creation Great Dao within her body, which encompassed Creation and Return to Emptiness, causing her Dao Heart to tremble violently.

She originally thought her path was to create humans from clay and establish a religion to become a saint (don't ask, it's what Hongjun said in his second lecture).

But now, she sees another, grander, more fundamental path.

She could create life in a universe.

It could also... allow a life form in the universe to return to its origin in the most perfect way.

This is true creation!

"This is no longer divine power." Fuxi shook his head with a wry smile, the River Diagram and Luo Script in his hand as docile as a kitten.

He felt that his previous deductions of celestial secrets were based on calculating moves on a fixed chessboard.

But now, he discovers that he can simply overturn the chessboard.

He could even draw a new chessboard and set his own set of rules.

This is the true master of destiny!

The five new saints looked at each other, and in each other's eyes they saw the same confusion. "Who am I? Where am I? What just happened?"

Only Taiqing Laozi, after the initial shock, was the first to regain his composure.

His cloudy old eyes slowly closed, then slowly opened again.

His eyes were devoid of any emotion, only endless depth and... compassion remained.

He turned his head and looked at the little guy who was being held in Hongjun's arms and was still curiously munching on the He Shou Wu).

He smiled.

He smiled with immense satisfaction and contentment.

What Great Way, what Holy Position?

What does anything else matter compared to this precious little one who can elevate the whole family to new heights?

"Shen'er," Taiqing Laozi spoke slowly, his voice so gentle it could melt eternal ice.

"From now on, if you want to eat anything, just tell the First Master."

"I'll give you my Eight Sceneries Palace and Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir as candy."

"My Taiqing Dao of Supreme Purity is... more than enough."

Upon hearing this, Yuanshi and Tongtian, who were standing nearby, instantly shuddered.

Yes!

Now is not the time to be preoccupied with how to become a saint!

Now is... a crucial moment to solidify my position in my apprentice's heart!

The eldest brother has already made the first move!

"Ahem!" Yuanshi Tianzun immediately stepped forward, forcing what he thought was his most amiable smile, his voice softer than ever before.

"Shen'er, too many pills will cause internal heat! Your Second Master's Yuxu Palace has the Nine Heavens Breathing Soil. You can mold whatever you want, Second Master will mold it for you! I'll even mold a Chaos Demon Gods for you to use as a slingshot!"

"Go away! Second Brother, what's so fun about your muddy dregs!" The Tongtian Jiaozhu Leader shoved Yuanshi aside, his face full of arrogance.

"My Beloved Disciple Third Master! This place is still the most fun! My Biyou Palace will be your personal rocking horse from now on! You can make it rock however you want!"

"If you want to hear a song, your Third Master will personally play 'Two Tigers Love to Dance' for you using the Four Swords of Zhu Xian!"

A fiercer and more intense "battle for favor," triggered by the collective enlightenment, has begun once again.

Hongjun Daozu, watching this scene from afar, simply smiled without saying a word.

He knew.

An era belonging to Kunlun, no, an era belonging to Lin Shen, has fully arrived.

He was happy to be the first witness and guardian of this era.

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