It's Over! The Three Pure Ones' Daoist Names Were Ruined by Their Little Junior Brother!

"Alright, alright, stop standing there."

The voice of Hongjun Daozu broke the eerie silence in the Zixiao Palace.

He held Lin Shen in his arms, his old face beaming with an almost boastful pride and smugness, his pride in his "my child is the best" practically overflowing.

"In a short period of time, seven saints have descended to the mortal realm!"

"This is the greatest and most joyous event since the World Creation of Primordial World!"

Hongjun's voice resounded throughout the hall, echoing the Heavenly Dao: "Now that you have become a saint, you should have a new title to proclaim to all living beings in the Primordial World."

Honorific title!

These two words were like a thunderclap, instantly snapping the five newly-minted saints out of their daze.

The Yuanshi Tianzun Venerable suddenly felt a surge of energy.

The opportunity has arrived!

Although his Yuxu Palace had just made a huge fool of itself in front of all the saints, it was like a crazy disco party.

But on matters as important as honorific titles, which concern one's reputation for countless years to come, we must regain our composure!

He cleared his throat, and the four words "Heaven-Explaining Sage," which had been brewing for countless eons and were full of order, majesty, and supreme meaning, were already on his lips.

However, Hongjun's cheerful remark shut him down.

"As for this honorific title, I think you don't need to bother with it yourselves."

As he spoke, Hongjun lowered his head, his eyes and tone so doting that it could turn even the Chaos Qi into honey.

"Little Lin Shen, look, your Master, and your older sisters and uncles, have all become even more powerful."

"What do you think would be a good name for them?"

The moment the words left his mouth.

The five newly enlightened saints, each with a newly perfected Dao Heart, trembled violently and uncontrollably.

An extremely ominous premonition enveloped everyone's hearts.

Lin Shen was happily munching on half a piece of He Shou Wu) when he heard the question. He looked up, his big, dark eyes scanning the five new saints one by one.

His little brain started working at lightning speed.

His gaze first fell upon Taiqing Laozi.

"First Master!"

Lin Shen spoke in a childish voice, soft and sweet.

"My First Master is the best to me. He always gives Lin Shen lots and lots of delicious candies."

"The First Master's teachings smell sweet and fragrant!"

He tilted his little head, thought very seriously for a moment, then suddenly clapped his hands and, with all his might, announced loudly:

"First Master, from now on you'll be called 'Sugar Sage'!"

Sugar... Saint?

On the eternally unchanging, seemingly eternally void face of Taiqing Laozi, a clearly visible crack stretched from the corner of his eye to the corner of his mouth.

He could feel that a kind of cause and effect that was so sweet it was cloying was being forcibly injected into his Pure and Inactive, boundless, and limitless Origin of the Great Dao.

The Great Dao of Non-Action) has thus acquired its essence.

It's still sweet.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Shen's bright gaze turned to Yuanshi Tianzun.

"Second Master!"

He excitedly pointed to the Jade Yuxu Palace, which, although the disco had stopped, still shone with gold and exuded an air of nobility.

"Second Master's house is the brightest! It can even dance!"

"My Second Master's Tao is like his house, it flickers and shines, it's so beautiful!"

"Second Master, let's call him 'Light Sage'!"

Light... Holy?

Boom!

Yuanshi Tianzun felt a sudden darkness before his eyes, his entire primordial spirit buzzing, and he almost couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of holy blood.

An image had uncontrollably surfaced in his mind.

In the future, after countless ages, when all living beings in the Yuanshi Tianzun mention him, the Primordial World Celestial Venerable, what comes to mind will no longer be his supreme majesty of "explaining the Way of Heaven and enlightening all living beings."

Instead, it was a greasy middle-aged man covered in colorful neon lights, wildly swaying to loud music in the center of a nightclub dance floor...

The Dao Heart of the Yuanshi Tianzun has cracked.

Then, it was the turn of the Tongtian Jiaozhu was full of anticipation.

"Third Master is the most fun!"

When Lin Shen mentioned Tongtian, his eyes crinkled into two crescent moons with happiness.

"Third Master will take Lin Shen on a roller coaster! He'll also conjure up lots and lots of little swords for Lin Shen to play with!"

"The way of Third Master is simply to play!"

"Third Master, let's call him 'The Play Sage'!"

Play... Saint?

The unrestrained smile on the face of the Tongtian Jiaozhu gradually froze.

He originally thought that, given his Beloved Disciple's love for swords, he should at least give him a domineering title such as "Sword Saint," "Battle Saint," or "Sage Immortal Slaying."

The result... Play Sage?

This doesn't sound like Tongtian from Seize a thread of life situation.

He's clearly just a lazy, good-for-nothing street urchin!

Nuwa and Fuxi were on tenterhooks, barely daring to breathe.

"Sister Nuwa's Dao is so fluffy and soft!" Lin Shen at Nuwa, his eyes filled with pure affection. "And so many adorable kittens! Little foxes!"

"Sister Nuwa, let's call her 'Cute Saint'!"

Moe... Saint?

Nuwa was both amused and exasperated. She could sense that her Creation Great Dao, which encompassed Creation and Return to Emptiness, had from that moment on completely lost its "cute" filter of law.

In the end, only Fuxi remained, trembling with fear.

"Uncle Fuxi can paint!" Lin Shen pointed at Fuxi, his face full of admiration. "His star paintings are the most beautiful! They twinkle!"

"Uncle Fuxi, let's call him the 'Painting Sage'!"

Painting Sage?!

Fuxi was taken aback at first, then a surge of joy at surviving a calamity welled up in his heart.

This... seems to be the most normal, elegant, and appropriate-sounding one so far!

He dared not delay for a moment, fearing that Lin Shen might change his mind, so he quickly bowed deeply to Lin Shen with the utmost sincerity and gratitude of his life.

"Thank you, young friend, for bestowing upon me such a supreme title!"

This bow became the final straw that broke the back of the other four new saints.

Sugar Sage.

Light Sage.

Play Sage.

Cute Saint.

The four newly Primordial Daluo Golden Immortal looked at each other, their faces simultaneously displaying a complex expression that mixed grief, despair, numbness, and a sense of hopelessness.

Their titles of Sage.

A name that concerns the reputation of one's future for countless years to come.

And that's it...

To be decided by a little brat in such a hasty manner...?