You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 165

Time Television? The Ancestral Shamans Were Forced into a Blind Panic!

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The Yuanshi Tianzun's "Primordial World Sandbox" brought this "Talent Competition" between the Sage and the Ancestral Witch to an end with an overwhelming victory.

He received Lin Shen's most sincere hug.

There's also the highest praise, "The best Master in the world."

This made the other Sage and Ancestral Witch around them red-eyed, their hearts filled with bitterness and sorrow.

Especially the Tongtian Jiaozhu, he felt as if his Second Brother had hit him solidly in the chest with the Pangu Banner, leaving him feeling both stuffy and painful.

He grumbled sourly in the Divine Sense Group Chat.

"It's just a mud game, what's so great about it!"

"When I get back, I'll refine the entire Chaos Sea into a giant Marble Board for Shen'er to play with!"

Taiqing Laozi remained as indifferent and detached as ever, his divine thoughts undisturbed like a still well.

"Third brother, you've become attached to appearances."

In his mind, however, he was rapidly considering whether he should research a "Creation Dao Pill" that could be eaten and whose flavor could evolve on its own.

Involution, even among Sage, is silent yet omnipresent.

Just as this undercurrent of competition came to a temporary end, Lin Shen finally detached himself from the joy of being a "Creator God."

He remembered his original purpose.

He released his grip on Yuanshi Tianzun, and with his short legs, he ran back to Dijiang and Zhu Jiuyin.

He tilted his head back, and a small flame of expectation rekindled in his clear, big eyes.

"Uncle with the yellow pocket! Uncle with your eyes closed!"

"Although Second Master's toys are fun, Lin Shen still wants to watch Peppa Pig!"

Upon hearing this statement...

The atmosphere, which had just eased, froze instantly and became tense again.

As if drawn by an invisible hand, everyone's gaze once again focused on the two powerful figures of the Witch Clan.

Dijiang, the Space Ancestral Shaman.

The space around him was slightly distorted, revealing his extreme inner turmoil.

Zhu Jiuyin, the Time Ancestral Shaman.

His tightly closed eyelids trembled even more violently than before, as if his inner spirit might burst into flames at any moment due to excessive calculation.

Pressure.

The pressure, as heavy as a mountain, returned to their side.

They are the two most powerful Ancestral Witch besides Houtu, and the laws they wield are the most profound.

I just watched as those brutes, Zhurong Gonggong, managed to become well-known by performing acrobatics, and even received verbal praise from the "Great Dao".

The two of them, as the Face of the Clan of the Witch Clan, ended up standing there like pillars for ages because of a term they couldn't understand.

If word gets out, where will their Ancestral Witch put their faces?

No!

Today, even if it means bending and breaking the fundamental laws of nature, we must still create this "Time Television" and "Peppa Pig"!

"Cough cough."

Dijiang coughed twice, attempting to break the deathly silence with a fluctuation of his divine sense.

His featureless, Chaos Face turned toward Lin Shen, trying to make his thoughts sound kind and approachable.

"That... Great Dao... no, young friend."

What does the 'television set' you mentioned look like? Could you... describe it a little?

Lin Shen immediately perked up, stretching out his two little hands and making a square shape in the air.

"It's a square, flat box! And it's black!"

A square... or flat box?

Within Dijiang's primordial spirit, countless Innate Spiritual Treasure and Chaos wonders flashed by in an instant.

Is it some kind of special spatial container? Or a stone coffin sealing away something from ancient times?

"And then?" Zhu Jiuyin asked in his ancient and hoarse voice.

"Then, its front glows! And it moves! There are lots and lots of little people running around inside, and they can even talk!" Lin Shen Can described it vividly.

It glows... it moves... there are little people inside...

Dijiang and Zhu Jiuyin exchanged a glance, both gleaning a glimmer of understanding from the other's fluctuations in law.

They understood!

Isn't this a kind of Space Projection Magic Treasure... capable of reflecting the heavens and manifesting past images of all living beings?!

This is a perfect match for my major!

"Understood!"

Dijiang instantly regained his confidence. His Chaos body trembled violently, his four pairs of wings flapped, and endless Space Laws gathered in front of him.

"Space is the frame, dimension is the curtain!"

He let out a low shout and ripped the air apart with both hands!

"Sizzle--!"

A perfectly smooth "2D Space Slice," billions of times smoother than any Innate Spiritual Treasure's mirror surface, was forcibly pulled out from a higher-dimensional spacetime!

This slice of space is perfectly square, its edges radiating the annihilating glow of space breaking apart, both eerie and magnificent.

A perfect... "screen" was born!

"Okay! My turn!"

Seeing this, Zhu Jiuyin was not to be outdone.

His eyes, which had been closed for millions of years, slowly opened a barely perceptible slit at this moment!

Boom--!

A supreme ray of light, containing the beginning and end of time, burst forth from the slits of his eyes and struck precisely the "spatial screen" created by Dijiang!

Light and Time is the pen, and years are the ink!

"Looking back to the past and tracing back to the present, all things are revealed!"

Zhu Jiuyin's will transformed into an unparalleled decree that drives the River of Time!

What he needs to do is precisely "fish out" images of "Peppa Pig" from the endless, rushing River of Time!

On that spatial screen, light and shadow began to flicker and jump wildly!

Countless images surged forth, flashing across the screen in an instant.

Initially, it was a grand scene of the Great God Pangu wielding a giant axe, World Creation.

Immediately following was a horrific scene of Three Thousand Chaos Demon Gods falling, their blood staining the Chaos.

Then came the Dragon-Phoenix Calamity, in which the Three Clan Ancestors fought a bloody battle at the Buzhou Mountain, causing the heavens and earth to collapse and the sun and moon to lose their light.

Then, atop Kunlun Mountain Peak, the Three Pure Ones Distributing Treasures, Hongjun preached...

Zhu Jiuyin was using his terrifying Time Reversal Divine Ability to frantically search through every frame of Primordial World Creation since its creation!

He refused to believe that in such a vast Primordial World, there wasn't a single pig named "Peppa Pig"!

Lin Shen initially watched with great interest, thinking this "television" was amazing, as it could play so many "cartoons" he had never seen before.

But as he looked at it, he realized something was wrong.

These scenes are too fast! Too chaotic! And not funny at all!

Everywhere he looked, there was fighting and killing, and rivers of blood flowed, making him dizzy and disoriented.

"Stop! Stop! Stop!"

Lin Shen finally couldn't hold back any longer, covered his eyes, and shouted, "No! No, this isn't it!"

"I want to watch Peppa Pig! The pink one! The one with the head that looks like a hairdryer!"

He described it anxiously.

Pink?

Hair dryer?

Zhu Jiuyin's primordial spirit was once again plunged into violent turmoil.

He manipulated the divine light of time and began frantically searching through the River of Time for creatures that matched these two keywords.

Soon, the image on the screen changed.

Ancient Exotic Beast appeared, its body engulfed in pink Divine Flame, with a single, enormous horn on its head, and its shape resembling some kind of wind-elemental magical artifact!

The strange beast opened its blood-red maw and swallowed a towering mountain whole!

"Is this it?" Zhu Jiuyin's thoughts carried a hint of uncertainty, almost as if he were about to shatter.

Lin Shen peeked through his fingers and was so frightened he almost cried.

"Wow! No! This is too ugly! It eats mountains! Peppa doesn't eat mountains! Peppa only eats pasta and chocolate cake!"

Zhu Jiuyin: "..."

Spaghetti?

Chocolate cake?

What ancient deity's Daoist Name is that?!

It's over.

At this moment, the two top figures among the Ancestral Witch were completely at a loss.

They discovered that their proud Origin Great Dao was utterly pale and powerless in the face of the childlike words of this "Great Dao Incarnate".

They can traverse the past and the future, and understand the birth and death of all things.

But one thing they couldn't find was a pink pig with a head that looked like a hairdryer, and that loved to eat spaghetti...

This was simply the biggest Waterloo in their entire witchcraft career!

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