You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 166

Kunpeng's Ambition! The Primordial World's Number One Rideshare Driver!

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Dijiang and Zhu Jiuyin, these two Ancestral Witch who held the most fundamental laws of the universe, were completely plunged into the abyss of self-doubt.

The "Time-Space Projector" they jointly created is absolutely unique in terms of technological sophistication, a feat unparalleled since the World Creation of Primordial World.

But ironically, even with this top-of-the-line equipment, it couldn't find anything about "Peppa Pig".

This feeling is like a Sage who possesses the ultimate treasure of Chaos being stumped by a mundane arithmetic problem. "What does one plus one equal?"

Frustrated and powerless.

"Well..."

A soft sigh broke the awkward silence.

It is Hongjun Daozu.

He held Lin Shen in his arms, gently patting the little guy's back to soothe his frightened emotions.

"Dijiang, Zhu Jiuyin, do not force it."

Hongjun spoke with a chuckle, his gaze as if he were looking at two stubborn, narrow-minded students.

"Shen'er spoke of may not exist in this world, nor in this era."

"How can you find the shadow of the future in Light and Time past?"

A single sentence, like a resounding bell, awakened those who were dreaming.

Dijiang and Zhu Jiuyin trembled simultaneously, and the chaotic fluctuations of the laws instantly stabilized.

Yes!

Why didn't they think of that!

How can the thoughts of the Great Dao Incarnate be fathomed using mortal logic?

What he sees and thinks likely comes from a higher-dimensional spacetime that they cannot even touch!

Having figured this out, although the two Ancestral Witch still failed to complete their mission, their severely damaged Dao Heart finally regained some balance.

It's not that we're incapable, it's that the questions are beyond the syllabus!

"Alright, alright, everyone, you can all leave now."

Hongjun smiled and waved his hand, as if shooing away a swarm of flies buzzing around the candy jar.

"Let this matter end here. Three thousand years from now, I will invite fellow Houtu to this place to expound the 'Great Dao of Reincarnation' for you. We will meet again then."

"As for now..."

Hongjun lowered his head and said to Lin Shen in his arms in a doting tone that could drip honey, "Shen'er is tired from playing, it's time to go back and rest."

Upon hearing this, the Sage and Ancestral Witch present all felt a sudden tightness in their hearts.

Is it over?

That's it?

No!

This is an absolutely fantastic opportunity to get up close and personal with the "Great Dao Incarnate"!

We've missed it all! Who knows when the next opportunity will come?

Those newly enlightened Sage who had just attained enlightenment and hadn't yet had a chance to become familiar with Lin Shen were especially anxious, scratching their heads in frustration.

We need to find a way to regain our visibility!

Just then, a loud voice, tinged with a hint of flattery and a touch of shrewdness, Yunxiao.

"Dao Ancestor, wait! Young friend, wait!"

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound.

Then, the North Sea Demon Master, the newly crowned "Travel Sage" Kunpeng, emerged from the crowd with a broad smile and rubbing his hands together.

He first bowed respectfully to Hongjun and the Three Pure Ones, then turned his gleaming eyes eagerly to Lin Shen.

"Young friend, you see, this place is far from Kunlun Mountain, more than a billion miles away."

"You must be tired after your long journey."

Kunpeng's voice was filled with the sincerity of "thinking of you".

"This humble Daoist is not talented; my true form is the Giant Kun of the Northern Darkness, and I have some experience in the art of speed."

"How about I escort you, the Dao Ancestor, and all the Sage and Ancestral Witch back to their respective Daoist temples?"

His words were impeccable, flattering Lin Shen while also saving face for all the bigwigs present, displaying an extremely humble attitude.

Before Hongjun could speak...

Lin Shen's eyes lit up instantly.

Sit on a big bird!

He loves riding the big bird!

Although Master Tongtian's roller coaster was thrilling, Grandpa Kunpeng's big bird looked even bigger and more imposing!

"Yes, yes! I want to ride the big bird!"

Lin Shen immediately struggled to get down from Hongjun's arms, his little face full of anticipation.

"Alright! Watch closely, young friend!"

Kunpeng has been waiting for this very sentence!

He was overjoyed; after three thousand years of suppressed preparation, the moment to see the results had finally arrived!

He looked up and let out a clear cry, a sound that was no longer the domineering voice of Demon Master, but a departure whistle that Yunxiao the sky!

"Free and Unfettered Journey - Supreme Sky Dome! Transform--!"

Boom!!!

Under the astonished gaze of all the Sage and Ancestral Witch, the Sage body of the Old Ancestor Kunpeng began an earth-shattering reconstruction!

Billions of runes surged forth from his body, weaving into a giant net of laws that enveloped his enormous form inch by inch.

The wings that blotted out the sky folded inward, their feathers transforming into metal plates that pieced together to form a perfectly streamlined fuselage.

The enormous head stretched forward, transforming into a angular, ornate front end that shimmered with a deep blue luster.

The claws beneath its belly retracted, replaced by several enormous engines that spewed brilliant blue flames!

In just a few breaths, the Demon Master Kunpeng, who shook the primordial Primordial World, actually transformed into an incomparably huge, luxurious, and futuristic sci-fi-inspired... super spaceship!

A hatch smoothly opens on the side of the spaceship.

Inside the gate was an interior far more luxurious than that of the Jade Yuxu Palace.

The ground was covered with a thick carpet of Laurel Leaves, which were soft and springy underfoot and emitted a calming fragrance.

The seat is filled with the softest down feathers from the belly of Kunpeng, and its surface is covered with the smooth fur of some unknown ferocious beast, making one want to sink into it just by looking at it.

On the bar counter crafted from the mysterious ice of the North Sea, various spiritual fruits and immortal wines were automatically filled, emitting wisps of enticingly cold air.

The most eye-catching feature is the Panoramic Skylight, which is made up of countless Space Fragments seamlessly pieced together.

At this moment, the magnificent scene of the Six Paths of Reincarnation Disk slowly rotating is clearly reflected outside the skylight. The picture quality is clear and the artistic conception is profound, far Gao Ming to Dijiang's "two-dimensional slice".

"This... this..."

Zhurong's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. Pointing at the super spaceship, he stammered to Qiangliang beside him, "Old... Old Qiang, your vibrator is nothing compared to this! It's like a fire poker!"

Qiangliang was also stunned and speechless.

Looking at the Kunpeng, a "vehicle" that combined luxury, comfort, and technology, and then thinking about his own "roller coaster" which was only good for thrills, the Tongtian Jiaozhu felt a slight wavering for the first time regarding his path to becoming a "Play Sage."

Does this mean that... high-end "play" requires a focus on user experience?

"Fellow Daoists, please!"

The humanoid phantom of Kunpeng appeared at the cabin door and made an incredibly gentlemanly "please" gesture to everyone, his smile comparable to that of the most professional top-notch chauffeur.

"On this maiden voyage, I've prepared a 10% discount coupon and a free cup of Beihai's specialty 'Iced Fish Oil' for everyone!"

Lin Shen couldn't wait any longer and was the first to take off with his short legs, rushing into the spaceship.

He sank into the incredibly soft seat and let out a blissful sigh.

Wow! This feels so good!

With Lin Shen taking the lead, the remaining Sage and Ancestral Witch, half-heartedly and with mixed feelings, boarded the "Supreme Sky Dome".

They all wanted to experience firsthand what the secrets of this so-called "Travel Sage" were all about.

After everyone was seated.

Kunpeng's voice, filled with professionalism and confidence, resounded through the spaceship's internal sound system.

"The Supreme Sky Dome is about to set sail!"

"This flight will travel in the following order: the Witch Tribe Pangu Hall, the Western Pure Land, the North Sea Demon Master Palace, the Sea of Blood Asura Field, and finally to Kunlun Mountain!"

"Please fasten your seatbelts, which are woven from a mixture of 'Innate Geng Metal Silk' and 'Ice Silkworm Silk.' Our journey is about to begin!"

Boom--!

The engines at the tail of the spaceship spewed out brilliant flames, yet the entire spaceship did not experience any turbulence. With a slight tremor, it silently merged into the folds of space.

In the next instant, it appeared billions of miles away!

Inside the spaceship, everything was as stable as flat ground; not even the surface of the juice in the glass on the bar trembled.

The scenery outside the window, however, was changing wildly at a speed beyond the perception of Sage.

The stars in the sky transformed into dazzling streaks of light, flashing past the window.

The magnificent nebula formed by Chaos air currents was easily bypassed by the spacecraft in an extremely elegant arc.

Yuanshi Tianzun sat in his chair, enjoying the chair's built-in "Jade Purity Immortal Light Full Body Massage" function while staring intently out the window.

He could clearly perceive that every acceleration, turn, and space jump of the spaceship perfectly demonstrated the "free and unfettered" way of Kunpeng.

Fast, yet smooth.

Stable, yet without losing speed.

He has perfectly balanced speed and comfort, two seemingly contradictory concepts!

His Sage's Heart, which had just been filled with immense satisfaction from the "Primordial World Sandbox," was once again pricked.

He discovered that the Primordial World has evolved from "how to make the Little Ancestor happy" to a completely new stage of "how to make the Little Ancestor happy while also feeling comfortable!"

The journey is long and arduous!

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