Shocking! Cute Baby Wants to Sit Beside the Dao Ancestor, Freezing Three Thousand Great Powers in Place!
The gates of the Zixiao Palace slowly opened.
The interior was not the magnificent and resplendent place one might imagine, but rather a spacious and ancient hall.
The gray jade-paved ground exudes a sense of age and history.
The dome is a deep starry sky, where countless laws of the Great Dao streak across like shooting stars, mysterious and unfathomable.
The most eye-catching feature is the prayer cushion hanging high in the very center of the main hall.
Seated on the futon was the Hongjun Daozu.
He closed his eyes to meditate, merging with the entire Chaos.
He is the embodiment of the Tao.
Below the pulpit, three thousand prayer cushions were neatly arranged.
What appears to be ordinary cattail weaving actually represents the opportunity to hear the Dao of the Three Thousand Great Daos.
"The Dao Ancestor is merciful!"
Three thousand powerful figures outside the gate bowed deeply.
The next second, a commotion erupted!
"Quick! Get a front seat!"
"The closer you get to the Dao Ancestor, the stronger the Daoist aura becomes!"
The Baiyu platform instantly descended into chaos.
Forget about manners and refinement; they're all meaningless in the face of the opportunity to become a saint!
Leading the pack are several top-tier individuals.
The demon brothers Di Jun and Tai Yi, one with the Sun Essence Wheel on his head and the other wielding the Chaos Bell, paved the way with golden light, exuding an aura of dominance.
The Blood Sea Ancestor Minghe stood atop Karma Fire Red Lotus, wielding two swords, exuding murderous intent that none dared to oppose.
Northern Darkness Kunpeng unleashed its speed to the fullest, transforming into a blur and almost instantly reaching the front.
The most bizarre of all are the Western Duo.
Jieyin and Zhunti wore bitter expressions, muttering, "Fellow Daoists, this person is destined to be with us in the West!"
As he spoke, he used unbelievable agility to push past his opponents and force his way to the front.
The scene was chaotic; they almost started fighting over a good spot.
However, amidst this chaos, the Kunlun Mountain "parenting tour group" seemed out of place.
They walked leisurely into the Zixiao Palace without any haste.
I can't even be bothered to look at those spots that everyone's fighting over.
Joke!
They follow Lin Shen, this "Walking Great Dao," every day; why would they need to fight for a spot?
Even a wisp of primordial energy that Lin Shen casually let slip was countless times stronger than the Daoist aura emanating from the futon!
"Third Master, what are they doing?"
Lin Shen sat on Tongtian's shoulder, watching the powerful figures scurrying around like headless flies, and asked, "Running so fast, are you in a hurry to get to dinner?"
"Hahaha! We're not going to eat, we're going to grab seats!"
Tongtian was amused by his disciple's innocent words and laughed heartily. He pointed to several prayer cushions in front of him and said, "See those, my Beloved Disciple? Those are the best seats. You'll learn faster if you sit there and listen to the lessons."
"Oh..."
Lin Shen nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.
Then his big, dark eyes darted around, and he suddenly pointed to the six prayer cushions at the very front, which were clearly darker in color and emitted a purple glow.
"Those... are they chocolate flavored?" she asked in a childish voice.
"Puff--"
Nuwa, the Empress Nuwa, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
She quickly covered her mouth, her beautiful eyes full of laughter.
Chocolate flavor?
Only this little guy could come up with such an adorable description!
Even the Three Pure Ones couldn't help but chuckle.
Taiqing Laozi stroked his beard and laughed, "Disciple, those aren't chocolate flavored. Those six are the positions of Sage. Sitting on them gives you a chance to become a sage."
"To become a saint?"
Lin Shen tilted his head; he had heard this word many times before.
Is becoming a saint fun?
This question stumped the Three Pure Ones.
They walk the Great Path of Primordial Chaos, transcending the Heavenly Dao, living freely and unrestrained.
Although the Heavenly Dao Sage are immortal and indestructible, they are bound by the Heavenly Dao; how can they be as carefree as the others?
"It's not fun!"
Tongtian answered without hesitation; he didn't want his disciple to become interested in the position of Sage.
"After becoming a saint, I have to go to work every day, I can't sleep in late, I can't eat delicious food, and I have to deal with a bunch of trivial matters. It's so annoying!"
"Right!"
The Yuanshi Tianzun rarely echoed this sentiment, "We, the disciples of Kunlun, cultivate the Great Dao of Freedom and seek ultimate liberation. How can we be bound by a mere saintly position?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Shen shook his head vigorously, like a rattle-drum.
No more sleeping in? No more delicious food? Still have to go to work?
Absolutely not!
I don't want to become a saint!
While they were talking, the six "chocolate-flavored" cushions in front had already been taken.
As the Pangu's True Lineage and also "variables" recognized by Hongjun, the Three Pure Ones naturally took the first three seats.
They didn't want to sit, but the seats seemed to be meant for them; as soon as they walked over, a cushion would automatically appear under their buttocks.
Nuwa, as the future Holy Mother, possesses Great Merit and firmly occupies one of the positions.
The remaining two spots were taken by the Western Duo.
One of them had a mournful face, and the other looked utterly miserable. They sat there muttering, "The West is barren, and seeking the Way is not easy," making everyone around them want to stay away.
Kunpeng, the fastest runner, was a step too slow and was glared at by Yuanshi. He didn't dare to sit down and could only stand to the side, looking frustrated and unpleasant.
Seeing that Kunpeng had no place to stand, the Ancestor Hong Yun couldn't bear it and gave up his own spot for him, standing at the back himself.
The seat-grabbing saga has finally come to an end.
The three thousand great beings took their places.
Zixiao Palace fell silent once more.
All eyes were focused on Hongjun Daozu on the high platform, waiting for the Sage to begin his discourse.
However, at that moment...
A discordant voice broke the solemnity.
"Master, I don't want to sit on the ground."
Lin Shen slid off Tongtian's shoulder, looked at the hard futon, and pouted.
"This thing is hard on my butt, it's uncomfortable."
He pointed to the empty spot next to Hongjun on the high platform and declared confidently, "I want to sit there! I want to sit with Grandpa!"
Upon hearing this!
The entire Zixiao Palace was deathly silent!
The three thousand powerful beings, including six future Heavenly Dao Sage, were all utterly astonished.
What did the child say?
He wants to sit on the preaching platform of Sage?
Are we really going to sit with the Dao Ancestor?
Are you crazy?!