A Thousand Years in One Sleep! Cute Baby's Hunger Shocks Three Thousand Great Powers!

Inside the Zixiao Palace, you could hear a pin drop.

Every single one of the three thousand powerful beings from the Primordial World stared blankly at the high platform, like wooden sculptures struck by lightning.

Only one thought was echoing wildly in their minds.

Sleep... asleep?

Did he fall asleep in the arms of the Dao Ancestor patriarch while the Sage was preaching?

And... he was even drooling?!

It spilled onto the Sage's robe?!

My God!

Is this Little Ancestor brat made of some kind of Chaos Rock?

This isn't just being ignorant of one's own limitations; it's utterly defying the laws of nature!

The Di Jun and Tai Yi brothers, sitting in the front row, felt that their worldview had been refreshed once again.

As emperors of the demon race, they considered themselves incomparably powerful; who would dare to be so insolent before them?

Forget about drooling in your sleep, even yawning would get you dragged out and burned to ashes by the Solar True Fire.

But this little baby in front of me...

Di Jun glanced at Hongjun Daozu and found that the Sage's face showed not a trace of anger, but rather an extremely helpless yet doting smile.

The Sage even carefully adjusted his position to make the little guy more comfortable.

Then, with a gentle wave of his hand, the drop of saliva on his Daoist robe transformed into a wisp of the purest Innate Pure Qi and dissipated into the air.

The entire process was fluid and effortless, brimming with... a sense of proficiency?

Di Jun's eye twitched violently.

He strongly suspected that this was not the first time such a thing had happened in the Kunlun Mountain.

The Three Pure Ones Nuwa were completely numb at this moment.

The four of them sat frozen on their prayer mats, their minds blank.

It's over.

Today, we, the Kunlun Mountain, have completely lost face.

In the future, what will likely circulate in the Primordial World will not be the "Pangu's True Lineage, the Three Pure Ones," but rather the legend of "the mischievous child of Kunlun, drooling in his sleep in the Zixiao Palace."

The Tongtian Jiaozhu was already considering whether he should draw his sword now and give all three thousand witnesses present "physical amnesia."

Yuanshi Tianzun silently closed his eyes. He decided that from this day forward, he would no longer recognize his disciple named Lin Shen.

At least, I didn't know them before I left Zixiao Palace.

On the high platform, Hongjun Daozu looked at Lin Shen, who was sleeping soundly in his arms, smacking his lips twice as if he were dreaming of eating something delicious, and couldn't help but laugh and cry.

This little guy has really given him a tough challenge.

He couldn't just leave these three thousand guests here to sleep, could he?

Hongjun pondered for a moment, a glint of wisdom flashing in his eyes.

He had a perfect idea.

With a gentle wave of his hand, an invisible, soft aura of Sage Dao formed a transparent protective shield, enveloping Lin Shen's small body.

This protective shield isolates all external sound and light, creating an absolutely quiet and comfortable sleeping environment for Lin Shen.

After doing all this, Hongjun raised his head again and looked down at the three thousand powerful beings who were still petrified.

His expression regained its usual calm and dignified composure.

"The Tao cannot be spoken of, nor can it be explained."

"You all, listen attentively."

As soon as he finished speaking, the Sound of the Great Dao of the Great Dao resounded once again throughout the entire Zixiao Palace.

However, this time, all the Sound of the Great Dao cleverly bypassed the small protective barrier where Lin Shen was located.

The three thousand powerful beings felt as if they had been granted a pardon, and quickly composed themselves, immersing themselves once again in enlightenment.

However, this time, their efficiency in comprehending the Dao was more than ten times higher than before!

Because the children's version of the story of "Pangu Creates the Heavens" that Hongjun Daozu had just told was still echoing in their minds.

By comparing the two, many previously obscure and difficult-to-understand rules have become clear and understandable.

For a time, spiritual light frequently appeared within the Zixiao Palace, and various strange phenomena unfolded.

Many powerful figures broke through their cultivation levels on the spot.

The entire Zixiao Palace became a Sacred Land for cultivation.

The Three Pure Ones Nuwa, witnessing Hongjun's actions, were filled with admiration.

Sage, indeed Sage.

Their methods and their magnanimity are something they themselves cannot match.

He managed to get his little apprentice to sleep without interrupting his lectures to the three thousand powerful figures, and even improved the effectiveness of his lectures.

Killing three birds with one stone, that's brilliant!

The four exchanged a glance, and each saw a hint of relief in the other's eyes.

Since the youngest disciple was sleeping soundly, the others could now listen to the teachings in peace.

So the four Primordial Origin Golden Immortal closed their eyes and immersed themselves in comprehending the Great Dao.

However, each of them left behind a wisp of divine thought so subtle as to be almost imperceptible, like four highly sophisticated surveillance cameras, locking onto the little guy who was fast asleep 24/7 without any blind spots.

I was worried that he might be sleeping in a bad position or having nightmares.

Time flowed slowly in this peculiar atmosphere.

Within the Zixiao Palace, the Sound of the Great Dao never ceased.

Outside the Zixiao Palace, Chaos Qi surged.

One year, ten years, a hundred years...

In the blink of an eye, a thousand years have passed.

On this day, Lin Shen's long eyelashes fluttered twice, and he slowly opened his eyes.

"Um..."

He stretched out a big yawn, feeling like he had slept for a very, very long time.

Moreover, it was sweeter than ever before.

He rubbed his eyes and sat up groggily.

I found myself still in that fragrant and comfortable embrace.

Meanwhile, the strange uncles and aunts around them all had their eyes closed and were glowing, as if they had all turned into giant light bulbs.

Lin Shen tilted his head, confused.

What are they doing?

Want to play "Red Light, Green Light"?

Just as he was about to call out "Grandpa," that familiar mechanical voice suddenly rang in his mind.

[Ding! System upgrade complete!]

[The host has completed a deep sleep that has lasted for thousands of years!]

[The system's core database and the host's soul have achieved 100% compatibility!]

Lin Shen was taken aback.

What is that?

I slept for a thousand years?

I just took a nap, how come a thousand years have passed?

That's way too exaggerated!

Also, has the system been upgraded?

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have acquired a brand new passive talent: Profound Fortune!]

[Profound Fortune: Any living being genuinely recognized and regarded as family or friends by the host will automatically receive a portion of the host's fortune!]

[This manifests as: increased speed of enlightenment, significantly increased probability of finding treasures, and increased probability of turning danger into good fortune!]

[Note: This blessing does not consume the host's own luck~]

Lin Shen's eyes lit up instantly when he saw the description of this new talent.

Profound Fortune?

So, does that mean all my friends will become very lucky?

You can find treasures just by stepping outside, and even gain enlightenment while drinking water?

This is amazing!

The first people Lin Shen thought of were his three Masters, Sister Nuwa, and Grandpa Hongjun.

They're so kind to me, they must all be my relatives and friends!

From now on, won't they be able to find Innate Spiritual Treasure every day when they go out?

Wouldn't that mean I'd have a new toy every day?

Hahaha!

That's amazing talent!

I like!

Lin Shen was secretly delighted.

[Ding! The shop feature is now available! The task system has been optimized! More exciting features await your exploration!]

The series of update notes left Lin Shen Can bewildered.

He felt that his system had transformed from a simple "helper plugin" into a fully-featured "super cheat"!

While he was still exploring these new features...

The Sound of the Great Dao that had resounded Zixiao Palace for a thousand years slowly subsided.

On the high platform, Hongjun Daozu slowly opened his eyes.

He looked down at the three thousand powerful beings still immersed in enlightenment, and his calm yet authoritative voice rang out once more.

"This concludes the first sermon."

"Ten thousand years from now, I will reopen the Zixiao Palace and preach the path to sainthood by Slay Three Corpses."

"You all should take care of yourselves."

As soon as the words were spoken, all the listeners slowly awoke from their profound understanding.

As they felt their cultivation levels surge and their primordial spirits become clearer, their faces lit up with joy and gratitude.

The Tai Yi Demon Emperor trembled with excitement. "My Solar True Fire has actually reached the ninth level!"

The Ancestor Minghe laughed wildly, "As long as the Blood Sea never dries up, the Minghe will never die! I finally understand the true meaning of this saying!"

Zhen Yuanzi stroked his beard, his eyes gleaming. "So the Way of the Earth Book can be used in this way!"

One after another, the great beings of the Primordial World gained tremendous benefits from listening to the Dao for a thousand years.

"Dao Ancestor your mercy, Dao Ancestor!"

The three thousand powerful beings all bowed nine times before Hongjun.

However, at this solemn and dignified moment...

A childish, nasal voice, still slightly sleepy and full of grievance, suddenly rang out.

"Grandfather..."

I'm hungry!