Cute Baby Mealtime! Sages Fight to Feed Him! Tongtian Sets Up a Stall Selling Octopus!
On the high platform of the Zixiao Palace.
The Hongjun Daozu's golden words, "Let's eat!" completely ignited the appetite of Lin Shen, this little foodie.
He stared longingly at the small white jade table that had appeared out of nowhere in front of him.
The dazzling array of "Great Dao Sacred Meal" made his mouth water.
Inside that longan-like fruit, little stars are spinning in circles!
Birds and deer are swimming in the steaming soup!
On the golden-brown pork chop, tiny blue sparks danced!
In Lin Shen's little head, there were no longer any concepts like "saintly position" or "Great Way".
The whole world is filled with the delicious food in front of me.
Below the high platform.
The three thousand top-tier beings of the Primordial World had incredibly complex feelings.
They looked at the unbelievably lavish "Baby Meal" on the platform, then at the empty ground in front of them.
My stomach rumbled at an inopportune moment.
Greedy!
I'm really craving it!
The aroma was neither the scent of ordinary meat nor the scent of common spiritual fruits.
That is the "Dao Fragrance" that reaches deep into the primordial spirit!
Every pore is screaming "I want to eat!"
"Gulp."
Di Jun, the demon emperor sitting in the front row, swallowed hard.
He stared intently at the plate of "Thunder Punishment Immortal Ribs" that was flashing with lightning.
The very essence of the Solar True Fire is stirring restlessly.
The Lightning Law contained within that piece of steak was pure and domineering!
If he could just lick it... no, smell it, he might just achieve enlightenment on the spot!
Tai Yi, standing beside him, was even more direct.
My eyes were practically glued to that bowl of "Dragon Phoenix Kirin Soup".
The rich vitality and destructive aura intertwine; if he were to drink it, the power of the Chaos Bell would likely increase by a whole level!
But all they could do was watch.
Look at the little baby held in the Sage's arms, about to enjoy the Holy Communion that even they have dreamed of.
Comparing yourself to others is just asking for trouble!
Just when all the powerful beings turned into lemons, feeling so sour they were practically bubbling with envy.
"Snort!"
A defiant snort broke the eerie atmosphere.
The Tongtian Jiaozhu stepped forward!
With a wave of his hand!
A large iron pot, formed from Chaos Qi, landed heavily next to the small white jade table with a loud clang.
Lift the pot lid!
"Sizzle--"
An aroma of meat, even more domineering and wild than all of Hongjun's "exquisite dishes" combined, swept through the entire Zixiao Palace like a storm!
The saliva of all the great powers flowed even more fiercely!
In the pot, pieces of "Octopus Meat," chopped into even small pieces and still slightly wriggling, were tumbling happily on the hot iron plate.
Every piece of Octopus Meat was wreathed in a sharp, cyan sword intent that was visible to the naked eye!
Iron Plate Chaos Octopus!
The Tongtian Jiaozhu actually turned the giant beast he had casually killed in the Chaos into a teppanyaki grill!
"My Beloved Disciple! Don't eat that old man's food!"
The Tongtian Jiaozhu picked up a pair of chopsticks imbued with the Qingping Sword Intent and deftly picked up a piece of Octopus Meat that was grilled to a crispy exterior and tender interior, sizzling with oil.
"His cauliflower is flashy and looks good, but it's useless!"
"Come on! Try Third Master's cooking!"
"This was slowly roasted over a gentle fire using the Qingping Sword Intent! One bite, and I guarantee your Sword Dao Talent will skyrocket!"
Upon hearing this, even the corner of Hongjun Daozu's eye twitched involuntarily.
Good heavens, using the Qingping Sword Intent to grill meat?
How could you even think of that!
Seeing that his third brother had taken the lead, Yuanshi Tianzun was unwilling to fall behind.
His expression was solemn. Although he disdained Tongtian's rough cooking methods, he couldn't afford to lose face.
With a flick of his sleeve!
A palm-sized, crystal-clear palace, meticulously sculpted using the Jade Purity Immortal Method, solidified from the pulp of three thousand six hundred kinds of Innate Spiritual Fruit, slowly floated to Lin Shen's front.
The palace's design is clearly a scaled-down version of the Zixiao Palace!
"Lin Shen."
The Yuanshi Tianzun introduced it in his characteristic, emotionless tone:
"This is the Palmtop Zixiao that your master crafted for you."
"This thing is not only edible, but each brick and tile contains a different kind of array formation."
"After you finish eating, you will have a basic grasp of the Array Dao of my Yuqing Lineage."
Taiqing Laozi chuckled and pulled out the familiar Seven-Colored Glaze bottle from his robes.
He poured a round, bouncy, colorful "candy" out of the bottle.
"Disciple, come here."
"This is my latest version of the Bouncing Great Dao Pill, version 4.0."
Taiqing Laozi said kindly:
"After eating it, not only will it make you jump higher on the clouds, but it will also make your burps carry the Great Dao Resonant Sound!"
"It's even better than your Grandpa Hongjun's lectures!"
Hongjun Daozu: "..."
The Empress Nuwa was even more direct.
She extended her slender finger and gently tapped the air.
A wisp of pure, Qi of Creation transformed into a crystal-clear "Milk River" flowing with a milky-white liquid.
A small river flows directly around Lin Shen, and several small lotus flowers, formed from the Essence of Life, float on its surface.
"Little Lin Shen, are you thirsty?"
Nuwa's voice was so gentle it could melt anything.
"Come, drink my Creation Divine Milk, it's the most nourishing."
In an instant!
The once solemn and dignified pulpit of the Sage has been completely transformed into a "baby buffet restaurant" filled with the smell of gunpowder.
On one side is the "Chaos Great Dao Banquet" hosted by Hongjun Daozu.
On the other side is the "Kunlun Special Deluxe Set Meal" featuring the Three Pure Ones Nuwa.
Lin Shen sat in the middle.
On the left is Grandpa's Star Fruit, and on the right is Third Master's Teppanyaki.
Before me are the Second Master's Palace Cake and the First Master's Popping Candy.
The Milk River, created by the Sister Nuwa, also flows around it.
He was so happy that his eyes narrowed into slits.
Her little mouth opened slightly, and saliva dripped onto Hongjun Daozu's leg with a "plop".
Wow! So much delicious food!
This looks delicious!
That smells so good!
Which one should I eat first?
Lin Shen was caught in the happiest, yet most difficult, trouble of his life.
He looked at this, then at that.
The chubby little hand waved in the air for a long time, but finally honestly pointed to the sizzling big iron pot.
There's no way around it, the aroma of teppanyaki is just too irresistible!
"Hahaha! I knew it!"
"My Beloved Disciple has the best eye for quality!"
Upon seeing this, the Tongtian Jiaozhu was so smug that his tail practically wagging in the air.
He picked up the piece of Octopus Meat, carefully blew on it, and fed it to Lin Shen.
Lin Shen swallowed the piece of meat in one gulp.
"Hmm!"
His eyes widened instantly!
Delicious! So delicious!
The meat is springy and chewy, crispy on the outside and tender and juicy on the inside.
Even more remarkably, the Qingping Sword Intent that was wrapped around his flesh, after entering his mouth, not only did not harm him, but instead transformed into a cool stream of air that surged through his oral cavity.
It feels so good!
"Delicious! Third Master! I want more!"
Lin Shen called out indistinctly, his little face full of happiness.
"Alright! Plenty!"
The Tongtian Jiaozhu grinned from ear to ear and immediately picked up another large piece.
The Yuanshi Tianzun, the Taiqing Laozi, and the Empress Nuwa were heartbroken to witness this scene.
Their meticulously prepared "works of art," "high-tech snacks," and "health-boosting milk" were all defeated by a poorly made teppanyaki dish?
That's not scientific!
Hongjun Daozu, however, stroked his beard and smiled at this scene, showing no displeasure whatsoever.
He spoke slowly, his voice not loud, yet clearly reaching everyone's ears.
"This concludes the first sermon."
"Ten thousand years from now, I will reopen the Zixiao Palace and expound the path to becoming Quasi-Saint by Slay Three Corpses."
"You all, take care of yourselves. Disperse."
The three thousand powerful figures below, who were still feeling envious, felt both relieved and reluctant to part ways upon hearing this.
They bowed nine times before the platform once more.
"Respectfully bidding farewell to the Dao Ancestor!"
Then, one by one, they stood up with complicated expressions, preparing to leave this place that they Dao Heart loved and hated.
But in the very instant they turned around!
The smug voice of the Tongtian Jiaozhu rang out again.
"Hey, don't go!"
"I still have plenty of Octopus Meat in this pot; my apprentice can't finish it all by himself."
"If any of you want to try it, just bring an Innate Spiritual Treasure in exchange!"
"First come, first served!"
The Tongtian Jiaozhu actually set up a street stall in front of the Sage in the Zixiao Palace!
The three thousand powerful beings. "..."
Hongjun Daozu: "..."
The entire Zixiao Palace fell into an eerie silence once again.
But the next second--
"I'll trade! I have the Sea Calming Divine Pearls!"
"I possess the Nine Heavens Breathing Soil!"
"Fellow Daoist Tongtian, I have Innate Gourd Vine here!"
The three thousand powerful figures instantly erupted in chaos!