Primordial Chaos: Oh No, I Really Didn't Know He Was Tongtian!
Chapter 26

Li Er: You want me to hatch eggs?

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"Yes. I have only one request: to have a Sage protect him so that my son can grow up." Phoenix said earnestly, her eyes full of sincerity.

She even spat out a wisp of Nirvana Fire, condensed from her own essence blood, to prove her sincerity.

However, she knew deeply that the karmic burden created by her Phoenix Clan would be inherited by Kong Xuan, which would be detrimental to the development of Jie Sect and would be hindered as a result, bearing a portion of the karma.

Seemingly simple request, but in reality, it is extremely difficult.

Ordinary people would never dare to accept Kong Xuan as a disciple.

But Sect Master Tongtian was a different kind of person. He had so much merit that he didn't know what to do with it, so having a disciple who consumed merit was perfect.

"Let this seat see your offspring. If his talent is acceptable, I don't mind accepting him as a disciple," Sect Master Tongtian said calmly, a hint of a smile flashing in his eyes.

He saw through Phoenix's little plan, but in his opinion, these were not problems at all.

Karma was nothing. Now that the Phoenix was suppressing the volcano, it was a merit to the Primordial World.

The karma on Kong Xuan's body would not be too much. Even if there was a lot, his Jie Sect had enough merit to wash it away, which would help him instead.

Because too much merit was not a good thing either.

Those who owe money are the bosses, and those who have money are also the bosses, but if those who have money don't have a certain strength, then they are lambs to the slaughter.

Although Sect Master Tongtian was arrogant, he was not so arrogant that he thought he could fight against the Heavenly Dao, so having too much merit was not a good thing.

It was easy to be targeted by the Heavenly Dao.

Phoenix didn't hesitate to release an egg. Kong Xuan entered the second stage of Nirvana, becoming an egg.

"This is my son, Kong Xuan."

"Well, not yet divided into Yin and Yang, with extraordinary talent, he is a good seed.

There is a lot of karma on his body, but it won't have much impact. I can accept him as a disciple," Sect Master Tongtian said calmly, a hint of satisfaction flashing in his eyes.

However, there was indeed a lot of karma on his body. If it weren't for a large amount of teaching merit, he really wouldn't dare to accept him.

"Thank you, Sage, but he still needs Earth-Core Extreme Fire to hatch, and it will take some time.

I wonder... can the Sage wait for some time?" Phoenix said hesitantly, a touch of reluctance flashing in her eyes.

Leaving here would cause Kong Xuan's emergence to be prolonged, and more than that, a mother was unwilling for her child to leave her.

"A doting mother spoils her son. You need to suppress this place, and you don't have much mind to take care of him, so why bother.

Besides, isn't there another one accompanying you?" Sect Master Tongtian said calmly, pointing to a space deep inside, where there was another egg.

"Then I will trouble the Sage to teach him."

"Good."

A secret realm in Mount Buzhou.

Golden Crow Sixth was completely dumbfounded.

He was sleeping soundly in the Fusang Divine Tree when he opened his eyes and saw a man and a dog in front of him, and the two were arguing.

The dog said that he was very suitable to be a disciple, with extraordinary talent.

The man said that his body was very suitable for making roast chicken, and he was a freak with three legs.

But this person's aura felt very strong, stronger than his father Dijun.

You must know that his father was a Quasi-Sage peak expert.

"Little Master! Extraordinary talent, suitable to be our Daoism disciple.

Just look at his black fur, perfectly suitable for our Steadiness Sutra, keep a low profile!" The Black Dog was frantically promoting Golden Crow Sixth, using his dog paws to open its wings for Li Er to observe.

"Are you out of your mind, finding a pheasant to be my disciple?" Li Er said unhappily, his eyes narrowed slightly.

That damn Black Dog said he was going to take a piss, but he actually caught a pheasant back. The key was that this pheasant was a freak with an extra foot.

And it hadn't even transformed yet.

Golden Crow Sixth was immediately annoyed, and was about to unleash his Solar True Fire to burn this person.

But before he could get angry, he was pinned to the ground by the Black Dog, unable to move his entire body.

It immediately made Golden Crow Sixth understand the current situation. He had to successfully become a disciple, otherwise he would really be roasted.

You must know that this person called Little Master had just condensed a terrifying flame in his hand to burn some materials, and his own fire resistance attribute couldn't withstand this flame.

If the other party said he would roast him, he could really do it.

"Little Master, you must remember that my main body has a special ability to detect the existence of the world's treasures, as well as their luck.

This chicken has good luck." The Black Dog continued, "Accepting him as a disciple will definitely benefit us."

That's right, if Little Master says he's a chicken, then he's just a pheasant, not a Golden Crow.

If you think this book is good, please remember to add it to your bookshelf to avoid not finding it next time.

Li Er heard this, reached out and directly grabbed Golden Crow's two wings, lifted him to his front, and his eyes burst out with divine light, carefully examining him.

Eh? This guy's innate origin is really good, his body is very strong, and he is of the fire element, with a trace of Solar True Fire.

"Are you willing to join my Daoism?" Li Er asked seriously, a glint of light flashing in his eyes.

Golden Crow Sixth looked at Li Er with eyes that seemed to say if he didn't agree, he would be killed on the spot.

"I'm willing." Golden Crow Sixth nodded frantically, afraid that if he was even a little slow, Li Er would chop him into pieces.

"What's your name?"

"I'm the sixth in my family, so I'm called Crow Sixth." Golden Crow Sixth said cautiously, a hint of embarrassment flashing in his eyes.

There was no helping it; his old man hadn't given them proper names, so he had to come up with one himself.

"Sixth? Good name."

Li Er's eyes lit up when he heard this. It seemed this guy was really suited for their Daoism. This name just fit their Daoist people.

"Alright, from now on, you're a disciple of my Daoism. First, familiarize yourself with the rules and important points of Daoism. Once you've learned them well, I'll teach you real skills.

By the way, which path do you prefer? Spells and divine powers? Body refinement? Weapon refinement? Formations? Elixirs?" Li Er said seriously.

After all, their Daoism inherited Jie Sect's principle of teaching all without discrimination, but added the element of teaching according to aptitude.

He forgot to ask Zhao Fatty, the first one to go out and gain experience, what he wanted to learn. Now, this Li Fatty who had come was completely focused on weapon refinement.

"Body refinement and weapon refinement." Golden Crow Sixth said seriously, thinking to himself that he should decide first.

"Alright. You go cultivate for a while first, and we'll talk after you graduate from there." Li Er raised his hand and tossed Golden Crow Sixth into the formation. Anyway, his clone inside would slowly guide him.

Golden Crow Sixth looked puzzled, wondering where he was going to cultivate. The next second, he saw himself sitting on a prayer mat, listening to a lecture, with a scripture called the Steadiness Sutra in front of him.

In front of him was the Little Master's clone, lecturing him.

The Black Dog was happy to see the Golden Crow he had brought back join Daoism, but his happiness lasted less than a second.

Li Er grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and asked fiercely, "You mutt, tell me honestly, where did you steal him from?"

Just as the Black Dog thought his life was in danger, Sect Master Tongtian walked out of the void, and the Black Dog immediately used his divine powers to cower behind Sect Master Tongtian, his copper bell-like eyes filled with mist, looking like he had suffered a great injustice.

"Great Master, you're finally back? Little Master is preparing..." the Black Dog said aggrievedly, his expression as pitiful as possible. Clearly, he had studied On Acting and mastered its essence.

Li Er grimaced, thinking that this dog was getting more and more presumptuous.

"Third Brother, why did you go dig up an egg, and one with flames?" Li Er asked curiously, looking at the giant egg that Sect Master Tongtian was dragging.

This is a Phoenix egg. It's my newly accepted disciple, named Kong the Eldest.

Little Black, what did he do to offend you again?" Sect Master Tongtian asked curiously. He always felt that Li Er and this Black Dog he had trained didn't get along.

Didn't he know that Little Black was very outstanding?

Even Zhunti, that shameless one, had been bitten by him, his bones broken.

"This dog went to take a piss and brought back a wild chicken, wanting me to accept him into Daoism. Fortunately, this wild chicken has a good origin.

I reluctantly accepted him.

I was just about to teach him a lesson, telling him not to bring everything home."

Li Er finished speaking and glared fiercely at the Black Dog. It was a waste that he had learned so much in the formation plate and that he had carved so many divine patterns and a CPU for handling matters into his body.

Didn't he know how dangerous the Primordial World was? Bringing back random things could attract unwanted Karma Threads, and then they would have to move again.

Before, just going out to undergo a tribulation had attracted someone's Karma Threads. Now, he had caught a wild chicken outside, and he didn't even know if he had cleaned up the aftermath properly.

Sect Master Tongtian scanned with his divine sense and immediately saw the Three-Legged Golden Crow studying in the formation plate, his mind instantly going numb.

Damn it!

Wasn't this the child of Dijun of the Demon Race?

Sect Master Tongtian threw the egg he was holding to Li Er and said, "Li Er, add some fire to this egg to help it hatch faster.

I'll take the Black Dog out for a walk."

Without waiting for Li Er's reaction, Sect Master Tongtian grabbed the Black Dog at his feet and disappeared instantly. He had to beat this Black Dog up to let him know not to bring everything home.

And what kind of piss could make him run all the way to the far east to take it?

Li Er held the egg in his hands, his face full of helplessness.

"Let me hatch an egg?"

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