The Scumbag Villain Just Wants to Lay Low, But the Heroine Won't Play by the Rules!
Chapter 1171

The Real Shit Jet

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Zhao Ritian was still beating Ouyang Fen for all he was worth.

Ouyang Fen was nearly driven mad!

He had never suffered like this in his life!

"Spray! Spray for me! Damn it, you really are a tough guy! Still not spraying!? Are you going to spray or not!? I'll make you tough!"

Ouyang Fen said painfully, "I told you, it's sealed shut..."

"Didn't you seal it shut yourself!? Who can you blame!?"

Ouyang Fen wailed in grief, "That's why I can't spray!"

Zhao Ritian roared, "How would you know if you don't try?"

Ouyang Fen said, "Fuck your grandpa!"

"Haha! You insulted me! You have chosen death!"

Ouyang Fen said, "I'm sorry, I was wrong—!"

Long Aotian stood to the side, making a call. "Hello, Cheng Wen, busy?"

Lu Chengwen was panting heavily. "Say it if you've got something to say. I'm a little busy."

"Oh, Ouyang Fen is in our hands, and he's already sealed shut."

Lu Chengwen panted strangely. "What's sealed shut? What are you talking about, Senior Disciple Brother? Ah, fuck!"

"What are you doing?"

"I'm sleeping. Who did you just say? What's going on?"

"Oh, I said Ouyang Fen. He's a young master from the Ouyang Family..."

"I know... ah, that feels good!"

"What the hell are you doing?"

"I'm practicing. What were you saying about Ouyang Fen?"

"You just said you were sleeping."

"I'm sleeping and practicing at the same time. Is that not allowed? Mm..."

"He's sealed shut, and Zhao Ritian is beating him..."

"Wait, you said you're in Bingzhou!? Fuck! So good!"

"Yeah! No, what exactly are you doing? Are you even listening to me?"

"I'm taking a shit. If you have something to say, hurry up!"

"Didn't you just say you were sleeping while practicing?"

"I can do three things at

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