Lu Chengwen shoved Zhao Ritian aside. "Why are you beating him up!?"
Zhao Ritian said, "He hit us first!"
Xu Xuejiao asked, "What exactly happened?"
Just as Zhao Ritian was about to speak, Silver Tuo Wang said, "Let me explain."
Silver Tuo Wang said, "Young Master Fen encountered an engineering obstacle. The initial implementation and mid-stage digestion went smoothly, but the final wrap-up phase kept running into trouble. So he bought Glycerol Suppositories, but somehow, they were switched with Super Glue! Now the later stages of the project can't be wrapped up properly... and Mr. Long Aotian gave him a Diarrhea Pill... you know how incredibly potent that pill is..."
Xu Xuejiao looked thoroughly annoyed. "Get this filthy thing away from me! I'm holding a big meeting out front! This is so damn irritating!"
Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian. "I just held a press conference with him yesterday! Today, we were supposed to heavily promote Ouyang Fen's grand debut as a rising star in the business world! You've turned him into this—what am I supposed to do? My entire plan is ruined!"
Xu Xuejiao said, "I don't care. Deal with him already! I'm going to my meeting."
Ouyang Fen pleaded miserably, "Sister Xuejiao, I... we need to think of something!"
Xu Xuejiao said, "Which is more important, my meeting or you spraying shit everywhere? Get your priorities straight, okay?"
Zhao Ritian immediately chimed in, "Exactly. Have some situational awareness."
Xu Xuejiao said, "Hurry up and take him to the hospital. Cut him open... then wash out the glue."
Zhao Ritian said, "I can do the cutting! Who's got a Green Dragon Crescent Blade? Let me borrow it!"
Ouyang Fen weakly raised one hand and looked at Zhao Ritian. "You... bastard... just wait..."
Zhao Ritian said, "You