Over here.
Long Aotian's face was flushed red, his gaze arrogant.
"Back then, I took on ten women in one night, and my golden spear never fell! I made every girl climax seventy-two times on average! And after that, I still went to Red Romance and had fun all the next day. Let me tell you, I'm absolutely badass in this department! First off, the size passes the test..."
Hua Xuening blushed, pouted, and turned away. "Bragging."
Zhao Ritian was red-faced too, still bragging.
"Back then, four hundred Gateless Realm experts challenged me! I didn't take them seriously at all! One shout from me scared seventy-two of them to death! One slash killed twenty-eight! One kick killed thirty-six! One fart blasted more than three hundred to death!"
Zhuge Xiaohua said gloomily, "How did they get this drunk?"
Lu Chengwen pointed at the table. "They didn't start the war just for capital. Their goal was to organize their forces and expand eastward. We Huaxia people all know that no one else can be allowed to sleep beside one's bed! Can you blame people for beating them up? That president was an idiot too, his brain wasn't working right. Did he really think they would help him? Huh? Tying his country's interests to theirs? Naive! Their whole setup doesn't work anymore. Times have changed. Any damn pig, dog, cow, or sheep can get elected and take power now. It's a fucking joke..."
Hua Xuening suddenly said, "Master, look! Look!"
"Huh?!"
The three turned around, their bodies all jerking upward at once as they cried in unison, "Holy shit!"
The three people not far away were bleeding from all seven orifices.
Not just their mouths and nostrils—even blood was streaming from their eyes and earholes. It was terrifying.
The three walked over and