The next day, Yu Xiaogang limped back to the Shrek Academy, dazed and with empty eyes, as if her body had been hollowed out.
Last night was the most unforgettable night of Yu Xiaogang's life. He never wanted to recall it again. However, when he thought of Shi Nian's voice saying "Come again tonight" before he left, it was as if the voice came from the depths of hell and went straight to the deepest part of Yu Xiaogang's heart.
Yu Xiaogang was startled, realizing that she had returned to the Shrek Academy.
"All the sacrifices were worth it, Ye Ping'an. You made me lose my dignity, you made me lose everything, and now even my disciple has abandoned me. All of this is thanks to you!"
"But your good days are coming to an end, because I've found you an opponent you'll never forget,"
Yu Xiaogang, her face filled with resentment and a desire for revenge, slowly walked towards the back mountain.
Just then, a student she had never met before approached Yu Xiaogang with a teacup in his hand.
Seeing this, Yu Xiaogang hurriedly took several steps back, her eyes wary, and asked, "What are you doing?"
Ye Tianxing said calmly, "This is ginseng tea that Vice Dean Liu Erlong asked me to brew for you. He also asked me to warn Grandmaster not to stay up late, not to be sad about certain things, and most importantly..."
"What is it?" Yu Xiaogang was deeply moved and asked impatiently.
Ye Tianxing took a deep breath and said in a heartfelt tone, "Moreover, Vice Dean Liu Erlong said that no matter what decision you make, he will support you unconditionally. The All-Continent Advanced Spirit Master Elite Tournament is your battlefield. I hope you will lead the Little Monster to overcome all obstacles and win the final championship."
Deeply moved by Yu Xiaogang accepted the ginseng tea from Ye Tianxing without hesitation and drank it all in one gulp.
With high hopes for " Liu Erlong " in her heart, Yu Xiaogang walked up the back mountain with great enthusiasm.
Watching Yu Xiaogang walk further and further away, Ye Tianxing threw the empty teacup into the grass, a smile playing on his lips.
This time, the super-strong laxative is an advanced version. Ye Tianxing specially asked Yang Wudi for it and put in a whole packet, enough for Yu Xiaogang to drink a whole pot of it.
This super-strong laxative won't make Yu Xiaogang loose; it will only make him fart all day long, nothing more.
According to the informant who was tracking Yu Xiaogang, he went to see Remnant Dream Shinian of the Canghui Academy last night and offered to suffer this great humiliation in exchange for Shi Nian killing Ye Ping'an.
" Yu Xiaogang, since you've already drawn your sword, I have no choice but to accept it."
Ye Tianxing laughed heartily, his figure flickered and he disappeared into the forest.
Tang Hao and Tang San have already left Shrek Academy, supposedly to find a way to repair their Twin Martial Souls. Ye Tianxing accidentally learned this from Flender when he passed by the dean's office.
" Tang San's Twin Martial Souls have been destroyed. Even if he finds the Blue Silver King, it will be useless, because the place is already barren."
Ye Tianxing was not afraid of Shi Nian, a guy who specialized in creating nightmares, who was not worth mentioning at all. Putting aside the fact that he and Shi Nian were both Soul Saint, Ye Tianxing had a Spiritual Skull, which made him not take Remnant Dream Shinian.
Since Yu Xiaogang Shi Nian the opportunity to sell his buttocks, let him sell it a few more times, since he won't be selling it outside anymore.
A small wooden cabin on the back hill.
Yu Xiaogang stood with his hands behind his back, actually stretching his gluteal muscles. He coughed a few times and said coldly, "Today's training is the same as always. Carry your bamboo baskets and run ten laps around the mountain road. Then I will tell you who tomorrow's opponent is..."
"Puff!"
A strange sound rang out, Yu Xiaogang's expression suddenly changed. Accompanied by a familiar smell, everyone's eyes turned to Ma Hongjun had lost more than ten kilograms.
When Ma Hongjun looked around and realized that everyone's eyes were on him, he felt wronged!
Just as Ma Hongjun was about to explain, Yu Xiaogang immediately said, " Ma Hongjun, don't disrupt class discipline."
"No, I..."
"What do you mean, 'not what'? Did you not feel satisfied with your bowel movement yesterday and want to continue today?" Yu Xiaogang forced a smile and poured cold water on Ma Hongjun's head.
As the leader of the Shrek Academy and the teacher of these Little Monster, Yu Xiaogang couldn't lose face.
"Alright, there's no time to lose, you guys hurry up... pfft"
Yu Xiaogang squinted her eyes in a relaxed manner, finally releasing what she had been holding in.
"Oh! So it was the Grandmaster who released it! You guys even colluded with the Grandmaster to frame me!" Ma Hongjun immediately quit. It was one thing for Dai Mubai and Oscar to bully him, but why was even the Grandmaster like this?
Yu Xiaogang remained calm and composed, neither blushing nor out of breath. He did not admit to what he had done, but simply said, "Go do what you're supposed to do."
Dai Mubai, Oscar, Ma Hongjun, and their group, carrying bamboo baskets, resumed their daily running training, panting heavily.
Under the guise of physical exercise, Yu Xiaogang had no other options and could only use this as a pretext.
Yu Xiaogang watched the group run away, looked around, and seeing that no one was watching her, she relaxed her buttocks, finally releasing the stench that filled her stomach.
"Puff puff puff—"
After a long while, Yu Xiaogang wiped the sweat from her forehead and murmured, "What's wrong with me today? Could it be because of last night..."
Yu Xiaogang inadvertently recalled the scene from last night, still feeling a chill run down her spine, but what did this little bit of humiliation matter in order to achieve her goal?
"..."
In the time that followed, Yu Xiaogang completely became a farting Grandmaster, and thought he would go deep into the forest to find a secluded place to relieve himself.
But halfway through, someone shouted, " Grandmaster Stinky Fart is farting again!" From then on, Yu Xiaogang became famous and was surrounded by Shrek students who came after hearing the news.
"No wonder there was a crackling sound on the back mountain yesterday, it turns out it was all the Grandmaster's doing."
"Who says otherwise? These days, Shrek Academy is known as Shrek, which forces us to change into casual clothes when we go out."
"Ever since the Grandmaster and his group came to our academy, they've been causing trouble non-stop. I'm currently considering switching schools."
Yu Xiaogang was filled with embarrassment, her buttocks moved uncontrollably, and there seemed to be an endless stream of breath in her stomach, which she inhaled through her mouth and exhaled through her buttocks.
"Puff puff puff—"
Under the watchful eyes of the students, Yu Xiaogang shot into the sky, and a stench assaulted their nostrils, causing everyone to scatter in panic.
Some old man, out of curiosity, ignited a flame after hearing that farts could start a fire.
The flames followed the source, Yu Xiaogang's expression changed drastically. She felt a burning sensation on her buttocks and realized that she was gradually moving away from the ground.
With the Yu Xiaogang Brand Rocket Booster the sky amidst the shocked and incredulous gazes of Flender, Liu Erlong, and other Shrek Academy executives, Yu Xiaogang emitted several Mach rings from its tail and soared into the heavens, becoming the first hero in the history of the Douluo Continent to nearly plunge into space.
On that day, almost everyone in Heaven Dou City was looking up at the sky. A figure igniting flames would occasionally streak across the sky, whizzing by so fast that even many Soul Saint flying Spirit Master couldn't catch up.
Even the Heaven Dou Empire soldiers who had drawn their bows and prepared to shoot him down were no match for Yu Xiaogang's speed, which was even faster than an arrow.
In no time, news about the mysterious flying man swept through the entire Heaven Dou City.
Some call him a flying man, others say they see flames on his tail; many strange and unusual names have emerged, the most outrageous of which is the air pollution maker.
Some even jokingly refer to Yu Xiaogang as Titled Douluo, with the title: Fart.
As everyone knows, once Dugu Bo unleashes his Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor Poison, it is all-pervasive and invincible.
Although the stench released by Yu Xiaogang was not as domineering as the Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor Poison, the whole city was filled with a yellowish Youyou, and visible yellow threads floated in the air.
The scene was incredibly shocking, and Yu Xiaogang truly deserved the title of "Fart Douluo ".
Wherever Yu Xiaogang went, a foul stench followed. The streets of Heaven Dou City were deserted that day, and every household kept their doors and windows tightly shut. It was thought that during the All-Continent Advanced Spirit Master Elite Tournament, there would be at least pedestrians, if not a sea of people.
The result was that the entire Heaven Dou City was quiet, as if it had been put on pause.
Only Yu Xiaogang continued to fly aimlessly until noon the next day. After flying all night, Yu Xiaogang fell into the moat and was retrieved and taken away by Flender and Liu Erlong, who arrived in time.
If he had arrived even a fraction later, Yu Xiaogang would probably have been dissected. After all Yu Xiaogang pioneered the concept of flying by farting, making him a renewable resource.
The Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao, the earth-shattering Fart God Yu Xiaogang.
In no time, Yu Xiaogang's reputation as the " Fart God " resounded throughout the entire Heaven Dou City.
On the same day, the second round of the preliminary rounds of the All-Continent Advanced Spirit Master Elite Tournament was held.
A faint stench filled the air. Everyone held their breath and ran quickly towards the Great Soul Arena with expressionless faces. Because of Yu Xiaogang's actions, Shrek Academy's reputation had truly soared, and the word "shi" was firmly linked to Yu Xiaogang.
Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Xiao Wu, under the invisible mocking gazes of others, walked into the competition venue with their heads down, feeling very embarrassed.
With Tang San absent, Shrek Academy's opponent today is Elephant Armored Academy, one of the Lower Four Sects, known for its strong defense. Among them is Ye Tianxing's acquaintance, Huyan Bo.
Today, Yu Xiaogang was supposed to lead the team, but because they flew around Heaven Dou City night, Yu Xiaogang prolapse and is currently receiving treatment at the academy.
Ye Tianxing sat in the lounge with a smile, not feeling that there was anything wrong with what he had done. On the contrary, he thought that the dosage yesterday was too low and that another packet should have been added.
Fly for a day and a night, fly until the end of time.
Ye Tianxing's laughter was not without reason. Dugu Bo had heard about Yu Xiaogang's amazing deeds somewhere, and when this person was jokingly called "Fart" Douluo and compared to himself, the Poison Douluo, he immediately flew into a rage.
Ignoring whether he was a Titled Douluo Titled Douluo not, he charged straight towards the Shrek Academy, wanting Yu Xiaogang to try farting and see which was stronger, his Jade Phosphor Serpent Emperor Poison or not.