Absurdity

"Am I seeing things? How can one person occupy three body lengths in the top ten?"

"This is too abstract. I can't believe I've seen men under stress Doesn't Eat Cilantro, and PUA practitioners Doesn't Eat Cilantro?"

"Could it be a script?"

"They're being scolded like grandchildren; what script could produce such convincing acting?"

"Six hundred and sixty-six, this is truly amazing!"

"Xu Yi, from today onwards, I'm going to upgrade you from 'Xu Chu' to 'Director Xu'! You're practically my Mentor and my idol!"

Du Rufeng stared at the comment sections on both sides of the screen, his teeth itching with hatred.

In his comment section, few people even compliment him on his looks, while in Xu Yi's comment section, calling him handsome is no longer a compliment; he's been elevated to the status of a life Mentor.

No, what makes him think he can do that abstract thing?

There's a problem!

There must be something fishy going on here!

"What are you all standing there for? What are you looking at? Don't you all have mouths?"

Du Rufeng roared.

How do you see it?

The employees looked at each other, speechless.

They watched while sitting, stood, looked directly at it, looked askance at it, and tilted their heads to look at it...

No matter how you look at it, the Boss was completely humiliated!

The fact that they can rank in the top ten and occupy several spots is due to the show's entertainment value.

PUAs Doesn't Eat Cilantro? How could they even think of that?

Those who can Du Rufeng's company are not just sitting around doing nothing; they all have at least some skills and have created many hit products.

But even talents like them were completely won over.

Based on the scenes in Xu Yi's video, they've only appeared in iPartment, but even someone as strong as Lu Xiaobu couldn't withstand Yifei's Pop-up Flash.

"Boss, their skill level is too high. Our analysis is useless; we're simply not capable enough, that's obvious!"

The employee said with a pained expression.

"Bullshit! You don't know what he is, but don't you think I do?"

"That kid's a spineless coward, I refuse to believe it, I'm going to give it a try!"

Give it a try?

Or has he passed away?

The employee's mouth twitched.

Is there any point in even trying? There's no need, is there?

Xu Yi gritted his teeth, switched accounts, entered the comment section, and typed!

"Have you never seen a handsome guy before, or have you never tasted good pork? This guy's not handsome at all! If you ask me, Du Rufeng is much more handsome!"

"Just a passerby, but to be honest, my brother is way more handsome than Xu Yi!"

"Family members, this isn't a hard sell, but honestly, Du Rufeng is way more handsome than Xu Yi!"

Du Rufeng flooded the comments section of Xu Yi's video.

"Whose stray dog isn't properly leashed and is barking here?"

"So ugly and unaware of it? Does he really think we've never had good pork before?"

"..."

Seeing the screen filled with abusive comments, Du Rufeng cried.

Waaaaah, all he wanted was fairness, is that so hard?

There's still too much malice in this society towards the wealthy!

After a day of filming, Xu Yi went straight to the Hotel where the film crew was staying.

With the system working its magic, master-level Director skills at his disposal, and no one throwing his weight around, Xu Yi easily completed this episode. All that's left is for Boss Xu to review it before it can be officially released.

It was Xu Yi's first time Director, and he was quite excited. He lay on the Hotel bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.

He lay down on his left side.

[Negative emotions +100]

He lay down on his right side.

[Negative emotions +100]

He said to...

[Negative emotions +500]

What's the point of lying down like that?!

Xu Yi suddenly sat up, looked down at the Executive Deluxe PRO-MAX-Ultra luxury bed provided by the Hotel, and fell into deep self-doubt.

Is this bed sick?

It's one thing for him to be considered abstract by his Livestream Viewers and disliked by those who love cilantro.

He actually complained about a mere bed?

Just how filthy is he that even turning over in bed can trigger hundreds of negative emotions?

"What, are you just a broken bed, born to be lain on? Others can lie on you, but not me? Am I making you feel wronged?"

"You dare to complain but not speak up? You're not convinced? If you're not convinced, come to Northeast China and try... Pah, pah, pah, if you're not convinced, stand up and give me a stun gun!"

"Playing dead? Does playing dead work? Now you know it's useful? Well, I'll Sun Bar you now and you'll be cyberbullied!"

The bed remains silent, only amplifying negative emotions.

Are you coming again?

Xu Yi took a picture of the bed and posted it to his live stream group.

"Family members, who understands? I just wanted to get a good night's sleep, and the Hotel bed actually rejected me!"

Because of Xu Yi's popularity, many Livestream Viewers would stay in the live stream group to chat and have fun, even if they weren't streaming themselves.

The photo immediately attracted a large number of people's attention as soon as it was posted.

Just when they thought it was news of the broadcast launch, they saw that the photo only showed an incredibly large bed.

"Guys, I think I've got it pretty abstract, but I still don't quite understand Director Xu's line of thinking. What exactly is wrong with this bed?"

This is normal analysis.

"All I can say is that those who understand, understand; those who don't, there's no point in explaining. That's just how things are. Those who know, know; those who don't, don't ask, or you'll get yourself into trouble!"

This is a case of the left brain attacking the right brain, with the sharp point replacing the thinking process.

"Damn, you guys are actually analyzing this? This kid's just showing off! You guys believe he sleeps in such a big bed all by himself?"

"Xu Chu, how many of you are hiding Doesn't Eat Cilantro? Are you planning to hog it all while playing with five other players?"

This is the type who goes crazy if they can't eat cilantro.

"Five teams playing together? I'm a pro at top lane, carry me!"

As for this... the genre doesn't matter anymore, Jimmy Liao's works are so ingrained in my head, I need to hire a master physiognomist for my family!

Showing off? What's so great about that?

Xu Yi scoffed at the comments from his Livestream Viewers.

Is a mere fifth regiment something to brag about?

Even a group of 100 people is no problem!

What?

You're saying that in King of Glory, you can only get a pentakill and can't initiate a team fight with 100 players?

Sorry, Director Xu plays Knives Out!

Ding ding ding.

My phone rang; it was Huang Lu calling.

"Brother, are you busy? I need your help with something..."

Huang Lu said with deep concern.

"Wait a minute, sis, I'm getting into bed, let's talk later!"

On the other end of the phone, Huang Lu listened blankly to the busy tone, then turned around in surprise to look at the girl next to her.

What did your brother say? Is he willing to help?

The cute girl with pigtails said, her big eyes, long eyelashes, and sweaty, clenched hands indicated extreme nervousness.

He hung up the phone.

"Huh? Didn't you say your brother doted on you? Why did he hang up on you?"

"Hmm... he probably didn't do it on purpose; he must have something important to do."

What important matter could be more important than my sister being in trouble?

"There are many, like... fighting with the bed?"

The cute girl stared blankly at Huang Lu, utterly shocked.

How do you fight with a bed?

Huang Lu's face flushed, and she wished she could disappear into the ground.

Abstract!

That's too abstract!

Brother, your abstract style has embarrassed your Younger Sister, you know that?