Those were some nasty insults
"Guys, the streamer's got you guys really something going: live-streaming the dismantling of a bed!"
Why take apart a perfectly good bed?
"That's a good question, brother. I also want to ask it why? I was just lying on it to take a nap, and it started cursing at me, and it was cursing really badly!"
Xu Yi, inside the Hotel, held a screw in his left hand and a wrench in his right, his face filled with murderous intent.
The Livestream Room was filled with question marks; the Livestream Viewers couldn't understand, but were greatly shocked.
"Holy crap! Has the streamer eaten too many mushrooms and had his left and right hemispheres invaded by sharp points? Otherwise, how could he come up with such an abstract idea?"
Wow, city folks really know how to have fun!
"I thought fighting with the bed was just an abstract joke, but it turns out they really did it?"
"This is really something else! No wonder they've secured three spots in the top ten. Who would have thought of something like this, fighting with a bed?"
"Stupid, absolutely stupid! How can there be such a stupid streamer, and still have so many people watching?"
"Is this supposed to be abstract? This is clearly just playing dumb; young people will ruin their brains watching this!"
"Du Rufeng is the most handsome! Du Rufeng is the most handsome man in the world!"
Amidst countless comments, there was a small splash of water from someone, seemingly having suffered a great injustice.
Is this ever going to end?
I just finished dealing with his Doesn't Eat Cilantro, and now he's got him fighting with the bed. Is this kid never going to finish his work?
Xu Yi looked at the comments scrolling through the Livestream Room and a smile appeared on his lips.
Stupid?
No way, really?
Everyone knows it's fake; they're just playing with memes and abstract concepts to entertain themselves. Surely no one actually takes it seriously and thinks they're so superior?
The source of the negative emotions is a person, not the bed. Doesn't Xu Yi know that?
Do Livestream Viewers not know that Xu Yi is just joking around to make everyone happy?
Xu Yi gained popularity, Livestream Viewers had fun. Only some people, while getting angry, also lost their manners.
Xu Yi chatted with his Livestream Viewers for a while, then felt a bit tired and decided to order takeout to treat himself.
"Brothers, I'm wearing a Meituan delivery uniform but using Ele.me's service. Does that count as forgetting my roots?"
"I don't think so, because delivery guys have a tough time. If I use Meituan (a food delivery platform), wouldn't that be like exploiting them?"
"Hey streamer, according to you, does that mean delivery riders don't suffer Ele.me?"
"The riders Ele.me and suffering, but I'm wearing a yellow robe. In ancient times, even if I wasn't an emperor, I'd still be considered a high-ranking official. Everyone would call me 'Master'!"
"Hey, it's only been a few days, Xu Chu has become Master Xu! Best wishes!"
"What's wrong with Master Xu just ordering takeout to enjoy himself?"
"So, it's Master Xu, right? You've been crowned emperor, haven't you? We'll register Ele.me Ele. me delivery rider right now and add some special ingredients to your takeout!"
Add some salt! Add some vinegar! Add some chili! Oh, and there are still two Cigarette Butts...
Xu Yi was so moved by the increasingly enthusiastic Livestream Viewers that he almost cried.
The Livestream Viewers are really mean; they can't stand seeing their brother enjoy even a little bit of happiness.
Is this how you're going to do it? Well, then none of us will have an easy time. I'm definitely eating Lobster today, bro.
Xu Yi was exchanging insults with his Livestream Viewers, seeing who could be more sarcastic, when his phone suddenly rang and he received a photo.
In the photo, a cute girl wearing a cool and vibrant swimsuit stands on the beach, looking youthful, beautiful, and full of energy.
Below the photo, there is also a voice message.
"Hello brother, this is my photo, can you help me?"
Her voice is sweet and extremely cute.
Xu Yi looked at the photo and listened to it a few more times, almost moved to tears.
"Everyone says involution is bad, but how is this bad? In my opinion, this involution is fantastic!"
"Even scammers are producing such high-quality content now?"
"Thanks, internet. I didn't just watch for nothing. I'll give you a thumbs up, and then block you. Hope you get back on track soon!"
Reluctantly, Xu Yi blocked the other person's phone number but kept the picture.
What was that saying again?
Giving roses to others leaves a lingering fragrance on your own hands!
Whether or not there's any lingering fragrance is unimportant; Xu Yi simply enjoys things that bring him joy.
"Xu Yi, what are you muttering about?"
"What kind of girl is high-quality and has a good voice? Are you trying to hog her all to yourself?"
"Xu Yi, you need to be more careful. These days, scammers are incredibly sophisticated. Using Fuli Ji avatar is one thing, but they even use voice changers to pretend to be cute girls, when in reality they're all burly men. As soon as you transfer money, they'll block you immediately!"
"Upstairs, you seem to have a lot of experience, have you been scammed before?"
Online scams are a serious concern!
"Whether it's an online scam or not, let's share the photos first and give the brothers a good look!"
Seeing the enthusiasm of his Livestream Viewers, Xu Yi could only nod.
He's a kind-hearted person and can't stand seeing his brothers holding back.
Share the photo to the public chat.
"Wow, where did you find this picture online? It looks so fake!"
"Ten stars! If ten is a perfect score, I'd give it ten stars!"
"Honestly, don't these scammers know psychology? How can they find girls so beautiful they look fake? Doesn't that make people feel inferior?"
Is it possible that they aren't a scammer?
"The young netizen upstairs is too naive. If such a beautiful girl really existed, would she need to be a scammer? Once the Livestream Room starts and she shouts 'Brother,' what man could resist?"
Forget loyalty for the sake of beauty.
With the girl in the picture, the Livestream Viewers' focus immediately shifted, and no one paid any attention to Xu Yi anymore.
Many Livestream Viewers argued heatedly, their faces turning red.
Some people think it's fake, but a small minority still think, what if it's real?
Such a beautiful girl, even if there's only a one in ten thousand chance, it's worth a try, what's the harm in losing?
Xu Yi sighed deeply as he watched.
These Livestream Viewers really can't withstand the test.
You just said you'd never fall for it, but now you can't resist trying it?
And even if it were true, what would it have to do with them?
With him around, and the girls being so pretty, how could the Livestream Viewers possibly get a turn?
"Brothers, stop arguing. Listen to me, are you sure you want me to try? With my looks, I'm practically the honey trap from the Thirty-Six Stratagems for women. No woman can resist my charm!"
"A test? A test to suppress laughter? That's interesting!"
"Stop talking nonsense, Xu Chu! Send the message now, or we're unfollowing you!"
Xu Yi remained silent.
Look at how impatient you all are! You're already this eager after just a few words. How can we rely on you when it really comes down to it?
Xu Yi had just unblocked the other party and hadn't even sent them a message when the phone rang.
"Hey, in such a hurry? My good looks and charm are undeniable!"
Xu Yi grinned and answered the phone.
"Younger Sister, I was going to let you off the hook, why are you still so insistent? Do you really want to see what I'm capable of?"
Xu Yi said.
"Bro, what on earth are you doing? Are you completely unreasonable?"
"I beg you to be rude, fine, but you won't even let a girl give you a treat? What, have you really become Tong Nan?"
Huang Lu's frantic voice came through the phone.
Xu Yi's smile suddenly froze.
What happened?
That really is my Younger Sister's voice on the other end!