Background Editor: I'm Just Playing the Pity Card, Why Are You All So Anxious?
Chapter 195

Adding extras until you were sick of them

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She's not just a schoolgirl, she's practically a goddess!

Knowing they have a hard time staying up late, we're giving them a special treat.

Just then, a hand appeared in front of the screen and held down the restless schoolgirl.

"Xu Yi, mind your own business!"

"Xu Yi, the Bodhisattva is willing to let us see, what business is it of yours, you ugly, deformed thing? Get your hands off us!"

"Do you Didi proxy player? I need to order ten rides!"

The Livestream Viewers went wild.

[Negative emotions +10 +10 +10 +10]

The resentment of the Abstract Guy was terrifying, but since Xu Yi was Privilege Dog, he simply banned them!

"Stop eating."

"My good days are almost over, and you still won't let me eat?"

"If you keep eating like that, I'm afraid you won't just lose your good life, but also your integrity!"

Xu Yi looked at the restless Big White Pig, then at the equally restless female student, and his lips twitched uncontrollably.

No way, could he really have run into something this bizarre?

What do you mean by that?

The female student looked up at Xu Yi with a confused expression and a hint of shyness on her face.

"Brother, you're so handsome! Want to be friends with me?"

"???"

Xu Yi's wavering heart instantly became certain.

Although he was happy that the girl liked him, as an Abstract Guy, he knew very well that in her eyes, being abstract meant a negative score.

Abstract Guy don't deserve love at first sight.

Therefore, there's only one possibility that a schoolgirl would be interested in him.

Are you blind?!

"Girl, I have a question for you. When you feed your sweetheart, do you buy it yourself at the market, or is it delivered by someone else?"

"My brother brought it over, and he always told me not to eat any of my dear's food, but now that my good days are over, I can't care anymore! Hmm, why does it feel hotter? The weather isn't even hot today."

The female student started fanning herself, breaking out in a cold sweat.

Did Du Rufeng send this? He even told me not to steal any.

At least Du Rufeng has some conscience!

Xu Yi breathed a sigh of relief. Seeing that the student girl still wanted to eat, he grabbed the Lobster and threw it directly into the trash can.

"Master, even though you're quite handsome, you can't steal my Lobster! There are so many here, why did you have to take mine?"

The junior schoolgirl looked at Xu Yi with a resentful expression.

"I'm not going to steal this from you, I'm going to destroy them all!"

Xu Yi spoke, he threw all the food into the trash can, and then one sentence from him silenced the junior schoolgirl.

"These fancy meals have been laced with veterinary drugs. Are you sure you still want to eat them?"

"Does the Veterinary Drugs taste good? Can I try some?"

The female student looked at Xu Yi with admiration. He truly deserved to be called a master; he diagnosed the pig's ailment after just a couple of touches.

"Eat, eat, all you ever think about is eating! Putting aside whether Veterinary Drugs will work on humans, and if it does, where am I supposed to find something to help you relieve your heat?"

Xu Yi spoke seriously.

"Seeing a doctor has one price, but relieving internal heat has another."

"???"

The Livestream Viewers raised a series of question marks.

Xu Yi from the ditch, having such a good thing as relieving his anger, actually dares to ask for money? Isn't this free?

[Negative emotions +100]

Xu Yi scoffed at it.

Free?

Why should it be free?

Free physical labor? Isn't that just getting something for free?!

Although the schoolgirl is pretty and has a great figure, who knows what strange changes might occur to her body from taking too many Veterinary Drugs?

Xu Yi isn't some starving ghost reincarnated, why would he insist on finding someone who eats Veterinary Drugs?

"Oh? What kind of Veterinary Drugs you referring to?"

The female student was shocked, and finally realized what was happening.

The viewers in the Livestream Room were laughing hysterically.

So this girl doesn't know what Veterinary Drugs is?

Not knowing its effects, she just wanted to try it; she really is a big glutton.

"Six hundred and sixty-six. They added Veterinary Drugs to the pig's food. No wonder it has no appetite. Anyone would get sick if they took such a large dose of medicine."

"This pig is pitiful. It's well-fed and pampered, and has boundless energy, but it has nowhere to vent its frustration. It's probably gotten sick from being pent up!"

"Xu Yi, how do you know so much about pigs' ailments? Tell me quickly, have you used them on yourself?"

"I never would have guessed, Xu Yi, you seem so honest, but you're actually quite the schemer behind the scenes!"

"How can you still have the mind to tease Xu Yi? Shouldn't you be curious about why Veterinary Drugs are added to the pigs' food?"

Feeding pigs with feed to make them fatten up is common practice worldwide, but giving pigs veterinary Veterinary Drugs to make them lose their appetite is unprecedented.

Not to mention the Livestream Viewers, even Xu Yi, who had absorbed countless Veterinarian experiences from the system, was greatly amazed.

There's always something higher, something even more perverse than the most perverse?

That pig really suffered.

But the female student is clearly still behaving inhumanely.

"Master Chef, it's eaten so much Veterinary Drugs, and I don't have any other pigs to help it. How about we try cutting it off?"

Seeing the Big White Pig becoming increasingly agitated, the schoolgirl panicked and ran back to the Kitchen, grabbing a pair of scissors.

Holy crap! Even the King of Hell would have to call you "Big Sister" when he sees you!

"You have to admit that young people know how to be innovative. When it comes to torturous methods, I could never come up with this one!"

"Sister, the internal heat can't be removed. Even if you cut it with scissors, what's the use?"

"The Abstract Guy's racking brains can't compare to a fool's flash of inspiration!"

The Livestream Viewers laughed until tears streamed down their faces, but Xu Yi was startled and quickly snatched the scissors from the schoolgirl.

This Big White Pig is already in a restless phase. If it gets any more provocation and goes crazy, it'll be no laughing matter.

It's worth noting that although Domestic Pig are covered in fat, when they get really angry, their fighting ability is no less than that of Wild Boar.

"Master Chef, if you won't let me use scissors, then what should I use?"

The female student looked at Xu Yi with a mournful expression, almost as if to say, "Why don't you suffer some injustice?"

"Put it in the sink first, then take me to the Kitchen to see it. You raised it; if it's been on medication all this time, there's no reason why it should only be having problems now!"

Xu Yi quickly changed the subject.

There are more than a dozen refrigerators and freezers in the Kitchen.

Once opened, it was filled with the nutritional meals of the Big White Pig, including breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even a late-night snack, all clearly labeled. If you didn't know better, you'd think it was some celebrity or tycoon's nutrition management plan.

However, after Xu Yi inspected them one by one, he was amazed.

The Clenbuterol, the Ascension Dragon, the Ashes to Ashes Dragon.

The nutritional information showed that the amount of hormone medication almost exceeded the nutritional content.

This isn't eating, it's raising Hormone King! If this pig were taken out, there wouldn't even be a need for drug testing; even its farts would be exceeding the limits.

"Girl, does your grandpa have a grudge against someone and want to kill them with pork?"

"How is that possible!"

The Xiao Mei shook her head, believing the old man was a good person.

"He's a bodybuilder and doesn't trust the pork from outside, so he asked me to raise some for him so he can eat it with peace of mind later!"

"A bodybuilder?"

Upon hearing this, Xu Yi suddenly understood.

It makes sense now, everything makes sense now.

It turns out it's Bad News Circle from the Bodybuilding Circle...

Is this a case of someone finding Protein Powder unpalatable and a single dose of hormones insufficient, so they raise a hormone-treated pig to improve the taste and increase the dosage, aiming to become an elite contender in the Bad News Circle of hormones?

"Oh no! My brother texted me, my uncle is coming over to see his precious baby, and it looks like they're having dinner tonight!"

Xu Yi hadn't found a solution yet when the little girl glanced at her phone and suddenly exclaimed.

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