Soul Land Chat Group: Bibi Dong Gets Ganged Up On from the Start
Chapter 22

Yu Xiaogang's Mom?

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Nuoding Academy.

Back mountain.

Su Yan idled in the Group Chat for a bit, enjoyed some gossip, then continued cultivating.

Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong were really brainless simps!

He simply could not understand it.

If it were "Come back to life, my beloved!" then there would at least be feelings involved, and it would be understandable for it to become an obsession.

But Bibi Dong and Yu Xiaogang?

What feelings did they even have?

Yu Xiaogang could not even pass the first trial of life and death.

[Cat in the Shadow: I'm really curious about the identity of I Don't Have the Surname Yu now. Her protection of Yu Xiaogang is a little excessive!] [Group Member Number Nine: Obviously, she's from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan.] [Seven Treasures Little Princess: But I'm not sure what formidable woman the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan has who would protect Yu Xiaogang like this? Wasn't Yu Xiaogang despised by his clan and expelled?] [Yanzi is not Swallow: Now that you mention it, I have a guess about her identity. I'd say I'm probably right.]

Blue Tyrant Academy.

Liu Erlong instantly became nervous.

It was over.

Just like Hu Liena, she was about to have her identity exposed because of an inappropriate remark.

It was really over.

She had insulted the old woman so badly. The old woman definitely would not let her off. No, she had to hide.

Hm?

Just as Liu Erlong was considering where to hide from Bibi Dong, she saw the messages in the Group Chat and nearly choked to death.

[Hu Liena: Hurry up, hurry up! Let me see who the second idiot to have her identity exposed is!] [Yanzi is not Swallow: She is... Yu Xiaogang's mom!] [Everyone: ???]

Spirit City.

Pope's Palace.

Bibi Dong now had a target as well.

The others could not guess the identity of this "I Don't Have the Surname Yu" because they were too young and did not know Yu Xiaogang's circumstances.

But Bibi Dong knew the situation, so she guessed that this woman was most likely her love rival, Yu Xiaogang's cousin, Liu Erlong.

However.

Yanzi's guess stunned Bibi Dong as well.

Yu Xiaogang's mom?

Seriously?

Had she guessed with her toes?

[Bibi Dong: You really are something else!] [Yanzi is not Swallow: You think my guess is wrong?] [Everyone: Heh heh.] [Yanzi is not Swallow: Let me ask you one question: what's her name? I Don't Have the Surname Yu, someone from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, yet she doesn't have the surname Yu and protects Yu Xiaogang so much. Isn't the answer written all over her face?] [Seven Treasures Little Princess: That makes sense.] [Cat in the Shadow: Even though... you do have a logical argument, and I can't produce any evidence to refute you.] [Group Member Number Nine: So a grandmother-level member joined our group?] [Su Yan: Ha ha ha!] [Su Yan: You people are really going to get me killed. I was cultivating... then I glanced at the Group Chat, and I nearly had a cultivation deviation from laughing at you.] [I Don't Have the Surname Yu: You've really gone too far!] [Su Yan: Let me put it this way: if Yu Xiaogang could get together with his cousin, why couldn't Yu Xiaogang's mother have the surname Yu?] [Everyone: ???] [I Don't Have the Surname Yu: Su Yan! I'm going to kill you!] [Yanzi is not Swallow: Oh no, I'm going to have insomnia tonight. I want to eat this huge piece of gossip right now. What to do?] [Seven Treasures Little Princess: But Su Yan said he'd only tell us about Yu Xiaogang after three days. Three days! How are we supposed to get through these three days?!] [Group Member Number Nine: Joining this Group Chat was the greatest fortune of my life. In just two days, I feel like even my reclusive personality has become more cheerful.]

Heaven Dou City.

Hu Liena had originally changed into her sleepwear and was about to sleep with Qian Renxue.

But when she saw the messages in the Group Chat, she was instantly dumbfounded.

"Little Xue, look!"

"Yu Xiaogang really is a beast! He even went after his own cousin?"

"Seriously?"

"Is that even okay?"

Qian Renxue, however, remained very calm as she said:

"You're making a fuss over nothing."

"The Star Luo Empire Royal Dai Family has intermarried with the Zhu Family generation after generation. Their ancestors were all cousins. They're far worse than Yu Xiaogang and his lot."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk."

Hu Liena was also left somewhat speechless.

[Hu Liena: I heard that the Dai Family of the Star Luo Empire has married into the Zhu Family generation after generation, and all their ancestors were cousins. Does anyone know about this?] [Everyone: ???] [Yanzi is not Swallow: This time, it's really bad. There's no way I'll be able to sleep.] [Seven Treasures Little Princess: Su Yan, don't make us beg you! Hurry up and tell us, or we really won't be able to sleep!] [Group Member Number Nine: There are experts beyond experts?] [Group Member Number Nine: Has this world really gone this crazy?] [Bibi Dong: It's true. The Dai Family and the Zhu Family have intermarried for generations because of their Martial Soul Fusion Skill. Nana, when are you coming back? If there's anything you want to know, Teacher will explain it all to you properly.] [Hu Liena: I, Hu Liena, swear to defend Teacher Bibi Dong to the death.] [Su Yan: What's the big deal?] [Su Yan: Everyone, take care of yourselves and get some rest early. This Chat Group Upgrade will give you some huge gossip, and the next upgrade will give you more huge gossip. There'll never be an end to the gossip!] [Everyone: ???]

The night passed without incident.

But the group members slept terribly.

Seven Dormitory.

When Su Yan opened his eyes, he saw the Little Rabbit sitting beside his bed, teasing him with a strand of fur from who knew what.

"I'm seriously speechless."

"Little Rabbit, don't you sleep?"

Xiao Wu stood up, flicked her hand, and said, "At a time like this, you're still sleeping? I came to treat you to something good."

"And I have a question I'd like to ask you."

"Fine."

Su Yan was speechless too. He immediately threw back the blanket and prepared to get dressed.

As everyone knew, people in the Douluo World matured early. Su Yan was now a vigorous young man, nearly half a head taller than even Tang San, who worked as a blacksmith.

This was awkward.

Fortunately, there was no one else in the dormitory at this hour.

"Su Yan!"

"You shameless pervert!"

Xiao Wu's face instantly flushed red. She shouted at Su Yan, then turned and ran outside.

Su Yan was at a loss.

As expected of you, Rogue Rabbit, the Disgrace of Soul Beasts.

You were clearly the one who took advantage of me. You were clearly the one who came to Seven Dormitory on your own initiative.

So why did it somehow seem like it was my fault?

Still.

Not only did people in the Douluo World mature early, but everyone was a little giant. This Martial Soul could still develop for another seven or eight years at least.

Not long after.

Once Su Yan had gotten dressed and washed up, the Little Rabbit outside had already impatiently gnawed through two carrots.

Su Yan looked at the carrot still in her hand.

"Cough cough."

"So early in the morning."

"Little Rabbit, what did you want from me?"

Xiao Wu said with an unhappy expression, "I came to treat you to a meal. Why are you still being so fussy?"

Su Yan: I'm straight!

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