Farts Have Issues, Nothing Else Does

"His butt was swollen, his hip bone was slightly displaced, and his limbs had some minor fractures from the fall. Overall, they were all minor issues. With treatment and a few days of rest, he'd be fine as long as he didn't engage in strenuous activity."

After examining him, the academy's Healing Soul Masters gave their diagnosis: it was basically nothing.

Sure enough.

Those Healing Soul Masters even thoughtfully pulled Tang San's pants back up after taking them off for the examination, covering his red butt.

Upon hearing this, the principal sighed in relief.

"Good."

"Su Yan is an exceptional child. He's hardworking and talented, refuses to accept fate or admit defeat, and he has such a kind heart. He even knows exactly how to hold back."

"He truly is the best student I've ever seen."

The teachers all nodded in agreement and praise.

"Xiao San..."

Hearing the principal's words, Yu Xiaogang cried even harder, his heart filled with resentment. Listening to others praise Su Yan was more unbearable than killing his own father!

Tang San still stared blankly ahead without saying a word.

Was his body injured?

No, it was his heart.

It hurt.

Too painful.

Xiao Wu nearly laughed at the sight. You bastard, Tang San! You've always loved picking on Little Monkey. Let's see if you learn your lesson this time.

Pah.

Useless Yu Xiaogang.

[Loves Eating Carrots: Sisters, I've already gotten the information. It's honestly kind of funny.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Yu Xiaogang's disciple Tang San got sent flying during a match, and Yu Xiaogang cried because he was worried.]

[Everyone: ???]

[Group Member Number Nine: That's it?]

[Hu Liena: That doesn't make sense, does it?]

[Little Moon: Is Yu Xiaogang really that devoted to Tang San?]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: No, Yu Xiaogang is a useless man who's been mocked for so many years. Is that all the mental fortitude he has?]

[Yanzi: I'm dying of laughter. Does Yu Xiaogang cry whenever Tang San gets hit?]

[I Am an Orphan: uh, what?]

[Cat in the Shadow: Didn't Su Yan say before that Tang San is Yu Xiaogang's only hope of proving himself? Killing Tang San would hurt him even more than killing his own father.]

[Su Yan: So Tang San must have been beaten badly, and Yu Xiaogang was just too worried, right?]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Badly, my ass! Tang San just got sent flying, and his butt got swollen. Nothing else was wrong with him.]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: You said it wrong, Sister. His ass was hurt; nothing else was.]

[Group Member Number Nine: Simply put, there was a little ass trouble.]

[Everyone: Haha!!]

Papal Palace.

Bibi Dong secretly sighed in relief as well.

But.

She felt deeply conflicted.

Tang San was Spirit Hall's enemy, the person who would kill her and her daughter.

Yet Yu Xiaogang cried like this over Tang San suffering even the slightest injury. How could they kill Tang San now?

[Bibi Dong: Is there any way to give Xiaogang another disciple and stop Tang San from being his disciple?]

[Su Yan: I think it would be more suitable to replace your head and give you a new brain.]

[Bibi Dong: You...]

[I Am an Orphan: You what? Bibi Dong, you're insane—and truly blind. Yu Xiaogang looks like that and is still useless. What exactly do you see in him?]

[Bibi Dong: Shut up! What does it have to do with you? You love meddling so much—no wonder you're an orphan.]

[Hu Liena: Teacher, please stop talking.]

Prince's Mansion.

Hu Liena was so anxious that she was nearly crying.

Especially when she saw Qian Renxue's angry, aggrieved expression, as if tears were about to fall, Hu Liena truly felt as though her heart were being stabbed.

Sigh.

Teacher, you really were blind. I no longer wanted to protect you.

[I Am an Orphan: I'm an orphan. Do you have some grudge against Xiaogang? Why do you always deliberately target Xiaogang?]

Liu Erlong noticed it.

Everyone else was merely watching the spectacle and making snide remarks, but this orphan especially loved targeting Yu Xiaogang.

[I Am an Orphan: You two blind fools, get lost!]

Nuoding Academy.

Su Yan found it both amusing and exasperating.

Would anyone believe that Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong had joined forces to attack their own daughter?

Hu Liena probably no longer wanted to protect Bibi Dong either.

Women truly were fickle.

The relationships in this Group Chat were such a mess, and their attitudes changed far too quickly.

That said...

When Qian Renxue's identity was exposed, he really wanted to see Bibi Dong's expression. It would be best if he could watch it in person.

[Su Yan: Let's keep the Group Chat civil. Everyone, don't curse at each other.]

Su Yan said a word in the group, but before he could say much more, the principal and a crowd of teachers surrounded him and showered him with praise.

They called him Nuoding Academy's most gifted and inspiring student in its history, the best child, someone of noble character who was obedient and sensible.

Su Yan was almost embarrassed by all the praise.

He really had to thank Tongzi Ge!

Without the system, no matter how hard he worked, he definitely would not have been able to beat Tang San, much less instantly defeat him.

The competition soon resumed.

Tang San definitely could not continue in his current state. Though he still had the strength to fight, his mindset would not recover anytime soon.

Next, it was Xiao Wu's time to shine.

In a small place like Nuoding Academy, Tang San and Xiao Wu were the strongest. Of course, their talent would have been just as outstanding anywhere else.

[Su Yan: Gangzi's time to adjust his emotions is over. Let's continue discussing why Yu Xiaogang became a scumbag who ruined two women's lives.]

[Su Yan: Yu Xiaogang's Martial Soul mutated into something useless. From childhood, he suffered endless humiliation in his family, and in the end, he was even expelled from the family.]

[Su Yan: Here, I have to wonder whether Yu Xiaogang, having endured so many inner scars, had already become twisted. Was he still a normal person?]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Huh?]

[Yanzi: I think I understand a little now. I think I can understand him a little too.]

[Cat in the Shadow: The son of a clan leader became useless, suffered endless humiliation, and was ultimately expelled from his family. Few people could probably remain kind after such an experience.]

[Group Member Number Nine: Just like Bibi Dong—after experiencing darkness herself, she wanted to destroy the whole world?]

[Bibi Dong: Shut up! Stop slandering me here.]

[Group Member Number Nine: I'm not slandering you. Didn't Su Yan say so? You were indeed influenced by the Rakshasa God's Evil Thoughts and wanted to destroy the whole world!]

[I Am an Orphan: Psychological pervert and psychological pervert. You really are quite a match.]

[Bibi Dong: You're an orphan. You're not any better.]

[Hu Liena: Teacher, if you keep acting like this, then I really won't protect you anymore.]

[Bibi Dong: Hu Liena, you really are an ungrateful wretch.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: bad woman, didn't you learn all this from her?]

[Su Yan: I won't make any definite claims here, but what I want to say is that Yu Xiaogang's desire to prove himself, his desire to rise above others, had already become his only obsession in life.]

[Su Yan: I believe that as long as it could let him hold his head high and prove that he wasn't useless, he would be willing to do anything.]

[Little Moon: I can deeply relate to that. Those who have never experienced this kind of suffering cannot understand that feeling.]

[Yanzi: Guagua Gua, I smell some juicy gossip again.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Little Moon, you're someone with a story too?]

[Group Member Number Nine: Is it a Counterattack of the Trash story? You've already turned things around by now, right?]

[Little Moon: N-No.]