Soul Land Chat Group: Bibi Dong Gets Ganged Up On from the Start
Chapter 40

I'm the Crazy Pope, Not the Virgin Mary Pope

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Papal Palace.

Bibi Dong was stunned as well.

She even felt sympathy in her heart—sympathy for her love rival, Liu Erlong.

Golden Iron Triangle.

Martial Soul Fusion SkillGolden Sacred Dragon.

Bibi Dong had certainly paid attention to it before, and now the problem arose.

Yu Xiaogang's surname was Yu. The Golden Sacred Dragon he led had to be related to his Martial Soul.

Did Liu Erlong really not have a single brain cell?

Secondly.

With Liu Erlong's Martial Soul Mutation Fire Dragon, did Yu Xiaogang truly have no talent at all?

Or was it—

Just as everyone had guessed, Yu Xiaogang actually knew everything. Yu Xiaogang had deliberately taken revenge, and it was precisely because he had done so deliberately that the three of them, despite being so close, had failed to discover one another's true identities.

That was right.

This did not involve only Yu Xiaogang and Liu Erlong. There was also Flender. If no one had deliberately concealed it, then with their relationship, how could Flender possibly not know their backgrounds?

Wait, no.

Bibi Dong's expression suddenly hardened.

Me?

Bibi Dong.

Pitying Liu Erlong?

Pah.

That bitch's first act every morning after getting up was to call her an old woman. She was supposed to pity her?

She was the Crazy Pope, not the Virgin Mary Pope.

[Bibi Dong: Haha—awesome!]

[Bibi Dong: Liu Erlong, Liu Erlong, you have a day like this too. You brain-dead blind idiot, you absolutely have to be the leader of the Blind Douluo Combination.]

[Everyone: ???]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Oh no, Bibi Dong really got to eat the gossip and experience the joy of the Group Chat.]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: Your Eminence the Pope has had it rough. She has been getting cursed at every day since joining the group, and she is finally doing better.]

[Group Member Number Nine: Bibi Dong, you... how do you feel right now?]

[Cat in the Shadow: Didn't she just say? She feels great!]

[I Am an Orphan: Bibi Dong, go kill Tang San and Yu Xiaogang immediately!]

[Bibi Dong: Are you telling me how to do things?]

[Hu Liena: Teacher, can't you bring yourself to do it?]

[Bibi Dong: Come back so I can deal with you, you white-eyed wolf.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: bad woman!]

[Su Yan: There is one more thing. That scumbag Yu Xiaogang later carried on a spiritual love affair with Liu Erlong while using Bibi Dong's lingering feelings to obtain the secret of Twin Martial Souls for Tang San, helping Tang San destroy Spirit Hall.]

[Su Yan: Friends! Do you understand spiritual love?]

[Loves Eating Carrots: ???]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: Damn! There's another huge piece of gossip. I've enjoyed today's gossip so much.]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Spiritual love means love of the spirit, without physical contact, right?]

[Cat in the Shadow: Looks like it. They really knew how to have fun.]

[Bibi Dong: Haha!]

[I Am an Orphan: Bibi Dong, what the hell are you laughing at? While he was having a spiritual love affair with Liu Erlong, he was also extracting the secret of your Twin Martial Souls and using it against your Spirit Hall. You're the real clown.]

[Bibi Dong: You're the clown. Your whole family is clowns.]

[I Am an Orphan: I think you're right!]

[Bibi Dong: ???]

[Hu Liena: Teacher, why aren't you laughing anymore? Were you born unable to laugh?]

[Bibi Dong: Nana, come back quickly. Teacher misses you so much!]

[Su Yan: Spiritual love definitely was not enough. It was enough to fool people, but those two shameless bastards even had a child later. It makes even a pervert like me think they're perverted.]

[Su Yan: I often feel out of place in Douluo Continent because I'm not perverted enough.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: They're so shameless!]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: If even a pervert thinks they're perverted, then they really are perverted enough. Hehehe~]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: The people in this Group Chat are really so awful. I love it here!]

[Group Member Number Nine: I'm looking forward to the Group Chat's next upgrade, when we can eat the other two huge pieces of gossip. I'm really happy right now.]

[Cat in the Shadow: Not happy.]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Cat, I'm guessing you'll lose your avatar next time we eat gossip.]

[Little Moon: She probably won't.]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: You're that certain? Can she watch gossip about herself and remain unmoved?]

[Cat in the Shadow: I definitely won't.]

Zhu Zhuqing wanted to laugh.

I'm not Tang Yuehua. What avatar could I possibly lose?

Even if they ate gossip about the Dai Family, she, Zhu Zhuqing, was just an insignificant nobody. What did that have to do with her?

She was leaving home today.

Zhu Zhuqing had no choice but to run. Dai Mubai had fled, and if she remained in the Star Luo Empire, she would become a breeding machine, a womb meant to produce the next generation of competitors.

She would probably have it even worse than Bibi Dong.

[Bibi Dong: Liu Erlong, your time for grieving is over. Life must go on. Come out and face me. Your activity level today has been terribly low.]

[Everyone: ???]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: Your Eminence the Pope, you're truly heartless!]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Just a six.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: bad woman! She's still crying, and you're calling her out to chat at a time like this?]

[Group Member Number Nine: Your Eminence the Pope, have some pity on her. She really has it pretty bad!]

[Bibi Dong: I should pity her? So when she gets better, she can keep calling me an old woman?]

[Bibi Dong: Liu Erlong, hurry up and come argue with this Pope. I haven't seen what you look like crying yet. Get out here and take pictures for everyone to see.]

[Cat in the Shadow: Truly heartless!]

[Bibi Dong: I'm the Crazy Pope, not the Virgin Mary Pope. Thank you.]

Nuoding Academy.

Su Yan was numb at this point.

This was bad.

Bibi Dong had really gone crazy.

Had he gone too far?

Whatever, who the hell cared!

Whether Bibi Dong was crazy or not made no difference. Even if she was not crazy, she was still a huge bootlicker. Together with Liu Erlong, they were the Title-Conferring Blind Bootlicking Combination.

The afternoon passed quickly.

The graduation friendship tournament ended.

Su Yan went up on the stage twice more, but he did not make a move either time. Both opponents conceded.

Xiao Wu had recovered as well. She fought three matches that day and made quite a splash. If she had not been unwilling to fight Little Monkey, she would have planned to spar with Su Yan.

Evening.

At the entrance of Nuoding Academy, Xiao Wu tearfully and reluctantly saw Su Yan off.

Su Yan was speechless at the sight. If Little Rabbit had not been hugging Little Monkey so tightly and refusing to let go, he really might have been moved.

That said.

Tang San was currently lying with Yu Xiaogang. If Tang San saw this scene, he would definitely declare another Way of Seeking Death for Su Yan.

Su Yan could not help urging her, "Hurry up and give Little Monkey back to me. I need to leave."

Xiao Wu looked at Su Yan with tearful eyes, then lowered her head to look at Little Monkey in her arms. Third Brother Little Monkey was her only family in the human world!

"Su Yan, you promised. You'll definitely come to Suotuo City's Shrek Academy to find me."

Su Yan nodded. Looking at Little Rabbit's pitiful expression, he tugged on her rabbit ears and replied,

"I'll come find you after I'm done with my business. Remember what happened with that friend of yours. Tomorrow, follow Tang San to Shrek Academy and don't run around."

Only then did Xiao Wu reluctantly return Little Monkey to Su Yan.

Until Su Yan mounted his horse.

Little Rabbit suddenly failed to process it.

That friend of mine?

I should follow Tang San to Shrek Academy and not run around?

Something was wrong!

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