Pioneer of Human Civilization

Xiao Wu was genuinely dumbfounded!

This Sister really was a princess. Her personality and emotions were completely inexplicable.

She came out of nowhere.

Ning Rongrong was even more helpless. Xiao Wu's intelligence was truly worrying.

From now on,

she definitely had to buy Xiao Wu more walnuts and fish.

[Bibi Dong: Let's talk business. I think we should kick Liu Erlong out.]

[Everyone: ???]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: What's wrong, Your Eminence the Pope?]

[Little Moon: "Kick out" means drive someone away, right?]

[I Am an Orphan: Why?]

[Bibi Dong: She lurks all day and contributes nothing to the Chat Group Upgrade. What use do we have for her?]

[Hu Liena: My Teacher is right!]

[Group Member Number Nine: Isn't that a bit harsh?]

[Bibi Dong: Su Yan, come out and kick Liu Erlong out already. She's violated the Group Chat's only rule: don't lurk and stay inactive!]

Papal Palace.

Hu Liena gave Bibi Dong a thumbs-up.

"Brilliant."

"Teacher, you're brilliant."

"Now Liu Erlong won't be able to keep hiding."

Bibi Dong wore a smile. Liu Erlong wanted to play games with her?

She was nothing.

Blue Tyrant Academy.

Liu Erlong was so furious she nearly coughed up blood.

"You son of a bitch!"

"Bibi Dong, you old woman, you bitch, you bastard! You're playing dirty tricks on me?"

"I'm so pissed."

Liu Erlong raised her hand, and another patch of flowers she had tended for years was smashed to pieces.

How infuriating.

That bastard Bibi Dong.

She was furious, yet helpless. Just as Bibi Dong had said, the one rule Su Yan had agreed on with everyone was that no one could lurk.

But—

was she really lurking and being inactive?

She wanted to come forward too, but she had no face left to show anyone!

[I Am an Orphan: Bibi Dong, as expected of you.]

[Group Member Number Nine: Haha!!]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: Liu Erlong, you should come out already. You'll have to face everyone sooner or later anyway. They promise they won't make fun of you.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: ???]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: I'm guessing the message below mine will be from Liu Erlong. ↓↓↓]

[Liu Erlong: Bibi Dong, you old woman! Bitch! Asshole! Bastard! Why don't you just die?!]

[Bibi Dong: Yu Erlong is here. Hello, Yu Erlong. Yu Erlong, don't leave yet.]

[Hu Liena: Yu Erlong, I know why you used that name before. It's not that your surname isn't Yu—you just don't want it to be Yu, right?]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: Liu Erlong, if Bibi Dong is exposing your secrets, why don't you expose hers?]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: But I'm still really curious. Could you tell us how you met Yu Xiaogang in detail?]

[Group Member Number Nine: What I'm more curious about is which clever little devil came up with the idea of Spiritual Love?]

[Little Moon: Spiritual Love... I think I've roughly grasped it.]

[I Am an Orphan: Something's off with you!]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Spiritual Love is truly a great invention. It's the greatest display of human wisdom I've ever seen. It perfectly solves the problem of men loving men and women loving women.]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Haha!!]

[I Am an Orphan: You're amazing. I thought you were going to say it solved some brother-and-sister issue. I never expected it—men loving men and women loving women?]

[Bibi Dong: Let us now welcome the greatest contributor in the history of Douluo Continent—Yu Erlong—to give a speech!]

Blue Tyrant Academy.

Liu Erlong plunged headfirst into the grass.

She was dead.

This time, she was truly dead.

There had still been a chance to survive yesterday, but now she really couldn't go on living.

I'm tired. Let Destruction come.

At that moment, Liu Erlong had buried her entire head in the grass and dirt. Even with mud all over her face, nothing could change any of this!

She truly felt like she couldn't go on living.

Was there anything more socially humiliating than this?

It had to be said.

Bibi Dong was indeed a cut above her. Bibi Dong's act of playing dumb had made everyone too lazy to tease her, while the quieter Liu Erlong became, the more attention she drew.

Inside the carriage.

"Hmph."

Zhu Zhuqing couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing.

[Cat in the Shadow: The creation of Spiritual Love truly is a great contribution to human history.]

Su Yan opened his eyes and looked at Zhu Zhuqing, who was lying on his lap and secretly enjoying herself. He couldn't help feeling puzzled.

"What's got you so happy?"

Zhu Zhuqing's face reddened slightly. "It's just... they were talking about Liu Erlong, and it made me laugh."

Seeing this, Su Yan began checking the chat as well.

[Su Yan: I vaguely remember that my family was very poor when I was little. So poor that all we had was an iron gate. It rusted whenever it rained. I hugged the iron gate and cried, "Bro, quit showing off. Bro, quit showing off."]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: Haha! You people are so bad. I like you all so much!]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Do you like me? That's wonderful! Let's start a Spiritual Love relationship right now!]

[Loves Eating Carrots: Haha!!]

[Group Member Number Nine: What lies between an introvert and an extrovert? The answer is—the Chat Group. Haha!!]

[I Am an Orphan: This Group Chat has a kind of magic. It's quietly changing my personality. Even though I know that, I still can't stop myself from laughing out loud!]

[Little Moon: They're all laughing at you, but I've always thought you're the best. Keep it up, Pioneer of Human Civilization.]

Blue Tyrant Academy.

Liu Erlong was so angry she had gone numb.

How infuriating.

There really wasn't a single good person in this Group Chat!

Not one good person.

"Ah!"

"I'm going insane!"

Liu Erlong stood up and roared furiously at the sky.

[Liu Erlong: You bastards, I swear I'll be irreconcilable with all of you!]

[Su Yan: If you're out in the world, admit your mistakes and stand straight when you're beaten.]

[Liu Erlong: Bullshit! I admit I was blind and brain-dead, but that nonsense about Spiritual Love and having children? I, Liu Erlong, would never do such a thing.]

[Su Yan: If you put it that way, then I'll have to reveal something else. At first, you and Yu Xiaogang were indeed engaged in Spiritual Love. But later, before Bibi Dong died, she told you to cast aside worldly shackles and live a good life with Yu Xiaogang. Even if you had to force yourself on him, you had to truly be with him. You agreed to it, and you did it.]

[Everyone: ???]

[Bibi Dong: Slander! He's slandering me! I hated Liu Erlong to death. How could I possibly have said something like that?]

[Yanzi is not Swallow: Slurp~ This gossip is so sweet!]

[I Am an Orphan: I'm dying of laughter. Bibi Dong, hurry up and join a circus. We'll definitely come support your performance.]

[Seven Treasures Little Princess: Did Bibi Dong really persuade them like that?]

[Su Yan: When a person is near death, their words are kind. In her final moments, Bibi Dong let go of everything. She even told you about Qian Xunji herself, so what do you think?]

[Cat in the Shadow: Huh?]

[Hu Liena: By your logic, as long as my Teacher reaches her final moments, she'll be able to become completely clear-headed?]

[I Am an Orphan: You really are a clever little devil!]

[Bibi Dong: ???]