Obito Takes a Tour of the Dimensions

"Oh no!"

Obito's upper half noticed what the Konoha Ninja below were doing and immediately realized something was wrong.

He could control them by playing the Burning Furry only because he was there in person.

If his mindless lower half fell into their hands, they would take it as a gift from heaven.

Obito had already resolved to cast aside his dignity if that was what it took to win.

But casting it aside now wouldn't bring him victory, would it?

It wouldn't even help.

The moment his body split apart, Obito realized that it still didn't solve the Portal problem.

He had wanted to try other methods, but his first priority now was getting his lower half back.

As a mighty being who had surpassed the Sage of Six Paths, he could not allow those insects to lay a finger on his body.

In the animal kingdom, rhinos were formidable, with thick hides and horns.

But to an elephant, a rhino was just a little girl.

An African elephant that had failed to find a mate would, in a miserable sort of delight, use a rhino to satisfy itself.

Now Uchiha Obito was the one at the top of the food chain. He should be the elephant. How could things be turned upside down so badly that these people were using him instead?

Absolutely unacceptable!

"Uncle Obito, stop playing with your own body! Give up!"

Obito had just snatched back his lower half and reattached it when he heard Naruto's anguished cry.

Great. Naruto was feeling sorry for him again.

But Naruto's sympathy was an insult to Obito.

In Obito's eyes, only the weak deserved pity.

Naruto pitying him was as good as saying his defeat was certain.

"Naruto, don't talk like you've already beaten me. Do you think