Senju Tobirama: All Riddle-Talkers Deserve to Die, Aaargh!!!

"Not again?!"

Uchiha Nan sighed slightly, his hands quickly Hand Seals, and in just a moment he seized control of Tobirama Senju's body. Even after so many times, Tobirama Senju really has no memory at all.

You want to compete with me, Uchiha Nan? You think you can?

You were able to cough back then, that's true, but the past is the past, and now is the present!

"What the hell can you do besides underhanded tricks?"

"Come out and fight me one-on-one! You've got the guts to fight me one-on-one!"

"I'll smash your dog's head in with the Flying Thunder God Slash!"

Although Tobirama Senju's body was immobilized, he continued to shout. Faced with Tobirama Senju's impotent rage, Uchiha Nan smiled slightly and directly controlled Tobirama Senju, silencing him as well.

"Tobirama, why are you so agitated? Don't you know what kind of person I am? How can I feel at ease discussing important matters concerning Madara Uchiha with you when you're still angry over such trivial things? The big picture is more important. The capable should do more. You're already dead, so do your best to contribute to Konoha."

Uchiha Nan patiently coaxed Tobirama Senju. Tobirama Senju, seeing Uchiha Nan's shameless and despicable demeanor, was furious, but utterly powerless under his roof.

Uchiha Nan has completely seized control of Tobirama Senju, keeping a tight grip on the Impure World Reincarnation and not allowing Tobirama Senju. He constantly threatens Konoha with the safety and future of Konoha—well, he manipulates Tobirama, feeding Tobirama Senju and encouraging him to work hard on research. Unless Tobirama Senju regains control Tobirama Senju his body, this kind of life will continue forever. How satisfying!

After a few minutes, Uchiha Nan saw that Tobirama Senju had calmed down, so he released Tobirama Senju.

"Uchiha Nan, you're awesome!"

"But remember, you're the boss today, but you can't always be the boss."

"Thanks for the reminder, I'll keep it in mind forever. You'd better speed up the experiment's progress! Konoha's development can't stop even a little bit!"

"I... I understand."

Tobirama Senju compromised once again. For the sake of Konoha, he would just have to endure it a little longer. After all, he loved scientific research so much!!

"Then let's continue talking about Madara Uchiha. Compared to our minor internal conflicts, it's all essentially about Konoha. Konoha holds a very important place in my heart. Madara Uchiha is the enemy we both must face together. Internal strife right now is not a wise choice."

"Tch, you were the one who acted like an animal first. One day I will regain my freedom, "Tobirama Senju secretly vowed to himself, while nodding calmly on the surface.

"It's almost impossible to defeat Madara Uchiha by force, but we still need to prepare early. On one hand, I need to improve my own strength, and on the other hand, we must speed up the progress of the Hashirama Cells experiment so that when I confront Madara Uchiha, I can hold out for a few more seconds and not be killed by Madara Uchiha in three moves."

"If necessary, we'll have to summon the First Hokage. Even if we can't defeat Madara Uchiha, having the First Hokage Madara Uchiha Madara Uchiha just make him show some mercy and leave some seeds for Konoha."

Uchiha Nan's words sounded like he was giving his last instructions, which sent a shiver down Tobirama Senju. Since things had come to this point, it seemed impossible for him not to push himself to the limit with his experiments.

"I understand. Don't worry, I'm not so confused on such important matters. I will fully cooperate with you."

Seeing that Tobirama Senju was so cooperative, Uchiha Nan nodded in satisfaction. If he didn't exaggerate the situation, Tobirama Senju secretly not putting in any real effort. There was really nothing he could do then, since Tobirama Senju possessed the core technology.

"Tobirama, could you... use that Flying Thunder God Technique? I actually quite like it."

Uchiha Nan set his sights on Tobirama Senju's Flying Thunder God Technique. If he learned this technique, he would at least be able to escape. As long as he was alive, he could always find a way to fight again. He couldn't really fight Madara Uchiha death, so he had to run.

Madara Uchiha Madara Uchiha only awakened the Rinnegan when he was on the verge of death from old age, essentially sacrificing the rest of his life for it; the price must have been enormous.

Time is on our side.

"Hmph, I left all the training methods for the Flying Thunder God Technique in the Forbidden Scroll. Do I need to teach you?"

Tobirama Senju revealed a smug expression, his eyes filled with disdain as he looked at Uchiha Nan. " I've already given you the training method, and you still can't learn it. Tsk tsk tsk."

"I followed your method and tried to sense the Flying Thunder God Mark you left on the Forbidden Scroll. I couldn't sense anything."

"That only means you don't have the talent to learn the Flying Thunder God Technique. Once you get the basics down, the Flying Thunder God Technique is essentially learned; it just means you lack the talent."

"But I can't blame you. After all, only a ninja like me could invent such a thing. Those with mediocre talent can only..."

Standing at Tobirama Senju pinnacle of talent, Tobirama Senju pointed and berated Uchiha Nan, finally finding an opportunity to ridicule him.

"Alright, alright, forget it. Forget I asked."

"It's not that I won't teach, but even if I personally instruct you, if you don't have talent, you simply don't have talent."

Interesting! Tobirama Senju suddenly felt a lot of the resentment that had been building up inside him dissipate. It was a rare sight for him to see Uchiha Nan looking so defeated.

Uchiha Nan rolled his eyes, quite displeased with Tobirama Senju's smug expression. He was certain that one day he would be able to draw the Flying Thunder God Technique from the roulette system, and then he would definitely give Tobirama Senju.

After a brief interlude, Tobirama Senju and Uchiha Nan continued their discussion about Madara Uchiha, and the two made several contingency plans for Madara Uchiha's sudden attack on Konoha.

Uchiha Nan thought the most effective method would be to first throw out Hashirama Senju, so that Hashirama Senju was shouting that he wanted to duel with Madara Uchiha and spouting some trash talk, he could lure Madara Uchiha away.

"Madara, you lost last time, why are you still thinking of launching a sneak attack on Konoha while I'm not around?"

"Then I'll really look down on you."

With just a few words from Hashirama Senju Madara Uchiha would surely be eager to leave with Hashirama Senju. His best friend's mockery would be a real blow to Madara Uchiha, especially since Madara Uchiha didn't consider himself to have lost.

"We must give Konoha some time to escape. I will conduct targeted drills during this period."

The two quickly reached an agreement on this point: they absolutely could not allow Madara Uchiha in Konoha Susanoo was hundreds of meters tall, to destroy Konoha.

"Madara Uchiha's strength is truly unmatched. It's good to have a big fist."

Uchiha Nan sighed slightly, saying something that made Tobirama Senju feel emo. Tobirama Senju considered himself to be invincible in intelligence, believing that given time, he could develop countless powerful Ninjutsu. However, faced with Madara Uchiha's absolute strength, his pride was completely useless.

"Uchiha Nan, do you think we have any chance of persuading Madara Uchiha to abandon the Moon's Eye Plan? Letting everyone in the Ninja world drift into Sweet dreams is utterly ridiculous. What's the difference between this and driving the Ninja world to suicide?"

Reality, no matter how bad, is still better than Sweet dreams.

Tobirama Senju thought that since they couldn't win, they might as well have his elder brother talk to Madara Uchiha. Maybe they could get Madara Uchiha to change his mind and they could work together to wipe out the other four great ninja villages and the Daimyo. With Konoha issuing unified orders and allocating resources, they could rapidly develop productivity. No matter how bad reality was, it was still better than a false Sweet dreams.

"Tobirama, sometimes I even find you adorably naive. As ninjas, we spend our lives constantly fighting, and we might die any day now, but you must know that there are differences between ninjas."

"Take you and me, for example. We were born into top-tier bloodline families in the Ninja world. Our talents, the Ninjutsu we've been exposed to, and the resources we enjoy are things that ordinary ninjas can only dream of. What we have within our grasp is something they can never even see in their entire lives."

"A significant portion of ninjas are commoners who become ninjas by chance. When they are weak, they endure hunger and hardship, suffer contempt, learn a little skill, and in the end, when they encounter us ninjas, they are nothing more than small fry who can be dealt with with a Shuriken."

"This is already considered lucky. They have talent, aptitude, and luck to become ninjas, at least they can make a living. Those ordinary people who are truly struggling at the bottom worry about their next meal every day, and what if they encounter a famine or cannibalism?"

"In just one year, I've gained a level of prestige in Konoha that even you can't match, simply because I gave these people who are truly struggling at the bottom a bowl of rice and a job, even if I exploited them by making them work twelve hours a day."

Uchiha Nan directly shattered Tobirama Senju's delusion. In this Ninja world, where people were in dire straits, they were the majority. Compared to suffering in reality, they preferred to indulge in Sweet dreams. Only those of them who were high above could enjoy the beauty of reality.

"Everything Madara Uchiha did made it clear to the entire Ninja world that he was probably the one everyone wanted."

Tobirama Senju fell silent again. What Uchiha Nan had said was all too real, leaving no room for argument. This Ninja world was cruelly harsh.

After a long while, Tobirama Senju finally spoke:

"Are we just going to stand by and watch Madara Uchiha's scheme succeed?"

"I still cannot accept Madara Uchiha's actions!"

It's impossible for people to truly empathize with each other. In Tobirama Senju's view, Madara Uchiha was essentially leading the entire Ninja world to suicide. Whether the Infinite Tsukuyomi could actually give people Sweet dreams was still an unknown.

The Sage of Six Paths might have had ulterior motives for leaving behind this terrible story!!

"Of course, I won't accept it either. Hmph. The so-called Infinite Tsukuyomi."

Uchiha Nan didn't finish his sentence, but his sarcasm was already palpable.

The true purpose of Infinite Tsukuyomi is simply to absorb the Chakra of the entire Ninja world and then use Madara Uchiha's body as a medium to revive Kaguya Otsutsuki.

Without exception, all the poor wretches who are deeply immersed in their Sweet dreams will turn into White Zetsu.

"What do you mean.?"

What's wrong with Infinite Tsukuyomi?

Tobirama Senju keenly sensed the emotions in Uchiha Nan's words; there was a conspiracy behind this story!

"Infinite Tsukuyomi can trap you in Sweet dreams, but the real consequences... tsk tsk tsk."

"Honestly, if Madara Uchiha knew the truth behind this, wouldn't he go crazy?"

"But even if I said it now, Madara Uchiha wouldn't believe me."

Uchiha Nan fully displayed the characteristics of a riddle master, always only saying half of what he meant.

Now, if we tell Madara Uchiha the whole truth, the outcome is hard to predict. Infinite Tsukuyomi, humans will be Hang on trees and will die sooner or later. Whether they become White Zetsu or not doesn't affect the effect of this technique. This technique can truly trap people in Sweet dreams.

This is exactly what Madara Uchiha wanted. The only thing that could break Madara Uchiha's defenses was that he was tricked by Black Zetsu. In the original story, Black Zetsu even ripped out Madara's heart, causing him to die instantly and his body to be completely controlled until he was devoured and became Kaguya Otsutsuki.

Now, if he tells Madara Uchiha Nan Madara Uchiha truly come to his senses. He doesn't have any evidence to prove that what he says is true, so it's better not to say anything for now.

Why the hell did you leave things unsaid?!

"Are you done talking?"

What is the true purpose of Infinite Tsukuyomi?

"What do you mean by 'truth'?"

After watching Uchiha Nan Tobirama Senju speaking, Tobirama Senju began to sigh to himself, as if he had just exploded.

You're keeping such explosive information a secret? You should either not say it at all, or just tell us everything!

Tobirama Senju was yelling and shouting, trying to get Uchiha Nan to tell him the whole truth.

"Want to know?"

Hehehe, I'm not going to tell!

"Serves you right for laughing at me earlier!"

Uchiha Nan revealed a smug expression, which infuriated Tobirama Senju, whose face turned bright red as he said:

"You can't be like this! Is your heart completely black?"

"Shut the hell up!!!"

Uchiha Nan stood there silently, watching Tobirama Senju, feeling extremely pleased. No wonder some people enjoy being riddle tellers; the feeling is truly enjoyable.

"Please, Uchiha Nan, just give me a little bit, just a tiny bit. I'll definitely work my ass off for you. I feel like ants are crawling all over my body, it's so uncomfortable."

As a top-notch researcher, Tobirama Senju naturally maintained a curiosity about everything in the world. Not to mention that the truth revealed by Uchiha Nan involved the ultimate secrets of the Ninja world. By only saying half of what he wanted to say, he was hitting Tobirama Senju's sore spot.

After a short while, Tobirama Senju Senju's tone relaxed, and he began to speak kindly. He had a premonition that the truth Uchiha Nan had spoken about involved the ultimate secret of the entire Ninja world. He had already heard half of it, and if Uchiha Nan didn't tell him, Tobirama Senju felt that he would go crazy with curiosity.

"Telling you won't do any good; you can't convince Madara Uchiha anyway. I'll tell you the truth at the right time."

"That's about it for today. I need to go home; two beautiful ladies are waiting for me."

"You just stay in the lab and do your work properly. You're not working for me; it's all for Konoha!"

Uchiha Nan patted his behind and left. Tobirama Senju tried to linger, but Uchiha Nan completely controlled him.

"Orochimaru, remember to take good care of yourself. I'm leaving now."

"Yes, Lord Hokage!"

Uchiha Nan said goodbye to Orochimaru before leaving, and only after Uchiha Nan left the laboratory did he release Tobirama Senju from his body control.

"Uchiha Nan, you're not even human!"

"Riddlers deserve to die, ahhh!!!"

Having regained his freedom, Tobirama Senju cursed loudly in the laboratory, but the laboratory's soundproofing was excellent, and not a single sound escaped.

I tripped and fell; my computer screen shattered, and my iPad screen protector broke. My heart is broken.