Senju Tobirama: I Really Want to Give These Uchiha a Massive Dose and Kill Them All!
Roasted sweet potatoes
"Sweet and fragrant roasted sweet potatoes!"
The bustling night market streets were brightly lit on both sides, and people were coming and going. Itou Sousuke was energetically hawking his wares, while Madara Uchiha sat on a small stool.
"Grandpa, don't sit down... We have guests, and you're too shy to greet them, so you can take care of getting the roasted sweet potatoes."
"Oh well"
Madara Uchiha hurriedly stood up from the stool, clumsily took two roasted sweet potatoes from the oven, wrapped them up, and handed them to the customer.
The aroma of roasted sweet potatoes attracted more and more people. Madara Uchiha became engrossed in the mechanical work, constantly bending over to take roasted sweet potatoes out of the oven and wrap them up, his technique gradually becoming more and more skilled.
After the night market's busiest time had passed, Itou Sousuke took two remaining roasted sweet potatoes from the oven and handed them to Madara Uchiha Madara Uchiha. He could handle the rest of the time by himself.
Selling roasted sweet potatoes is a bit tiring.
Madara Uchiha wrapped a roasted sweet potato in his hand and placed it near his stomach. It was warm. He peeled back the skin of the sweet potato, revealing its warm red flesh. Having been busy all day, he was indeed very hungry and began to eat heartily.
I came to Konoha to find Uchiha Nan, didn't I? Oh well, the roasted sweet potato is really delicious. smacks lips
Madara Uchiha devoured a roasted sweet potato, only after busying himself for a while remembering his initial goal for coming to Konoha, which now seemed to have strayed quite a bit. But Uchiha Nan was already the Hokage of Konoha and wouldn't run away, so he might as well stay here and have some fun!
In the dark shadows, Black Zetsu's yellowish, bean-like eyes remained fixed on Madara Uchiha.
Madara Uchiha, what the hell have you done?!
I spent the whole afternoon drawing those lousy cards!
Selling sweet potatoes here at night?
Rinnegan, Rinnegan!!!
Have you forgotten the time you were brutally beaten by Hashirama Senju? The crucial matter of peace in the Ninja world still awaits you!
Black Zetsu Black Zetsu internally roaring. Even though he sat atop the clouds, watching the turmoil of the Ninja world for a thousand years, his mentality had already exploded. Black Zetsu really wanted to rush out and slap that Old man Madara Uchiha twice, so that he would hurry back to his underground cave and activate his Rinnegan.
He knew that Indra's descendants would become erratic once they awakened the Mangekyō Sharingan, but Black Zetsu hadn't expected Madara Uchiha to be this erratic. Could he have developed dementia from staying in underground caves for so long?
No way.
Black Zetsu possessed a thousand years of experience and had seen more than one or two of Indra's reincarnations, but he still couldn't understand Madara Uchiha's current thoughts. Such a promising talent couldn't be ruined. After waiting for a thousand years, they finally found such a promising talent —Uchiha who combined the traits of Indra and Asura. He could be considered a once-in-a-millennium find.
What if Madara Uchiha wastes his time and really gets Alzheimer's? If he doesn't awaken the Rinnegan, then Black Zetsu will have to wait another thousand years. Mom, I miss you so much.
A child without a mother is like a blade of grass; it has been a blade of grass for a thousand years. When will it be able to become a treasure with a mother?
But!!!
There was nothing they could do but wait like this. Black Zetsu felt a deep sorrow in its heart. Its body had not inherited its mother's powerful strength at all, and it could only hide in the dark, sunless shadows and try its best to guide Madara Uchiha.
But Black Zetsu did everything it was supposed to do. Everything was going perfectly. So why did Madara Uchiha suddenly go crazy? How could Madara Uchiha come to Konoha to sell sweet potatoes?
Black Zetsu fell into deep thought, his mind constantly muttering to himself.
"Sir, you'll have a place to stay after you close up shop, right?"
Itou Sousuke counted the roasted sweet potatoes in the oven; there were only a few left. He'd sold them faster than usual today. "The old man must have a place to stay, right?"
Yes, some.
Madara Uchiha sat on a small stool, eating a roasted sweet potato, and mumbled a reply to Itou Sousuke, " I just don't have money for a hotel, can't I sleep in the trees or in the open?"
"That's good"
Itou Sousuke was relieved. Now he could only provide Madara Uchiha with a few roasted sweet potatoes, and he could go back to the dormitory provided by the school that night, or go back to stay with his mother. He couldn't let Madara Uchiha stay at either place.
Madara Uchiha sped up and finished the remaining roasted sweet potato in just a few bites.
"Kid, I'll draw the whole set of those cards."
Madara Uchiha Madara Uchiha still resentful that he hadn't been able to successfully draw his card to show off, which greatly angered him. He was determined to regain his lost face!
"Forget it, old man. This gacha game isn't for poor people like us. If you don't have money, don't bother."
"I have money!!"
Madara Uchiha subconsciously touched his pocket and still found only a few coins. But this didn't stop Madara Uchiha from being stubborn. He thought that mere material possessions were no problem for him, and that he could make millions of taels of silver whenever he wanted!
"Okay, okay."
Seeing Madara Uchiha's stubbornness, Itou Sousuke gave up Madara Uchiha with him. The old man was a stubborn and boastful person.
evening
laboratory
That very night Uchiha Nan sent a group of young men from the Uchiha to Tobirama Senju. The moment the young men saw Tobirama Senju, their eyes widened in astonishment.
The Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, is still alive?
Has he been hiding within the Uchiha all along?
Uchiha Nan skillfully used an excuse to fool Orochimaru to persuade them.
Although they verbally believed it, their expressions betrayed their Tobirama Senju feelings towards Uchiha. Did they really not know this?
But the truth doesn't matter. Nobody cares that Uchiha Nan is now the Third Hokage of Konoha; as for the former Second Hokage, that's irrelevant!!
Uchiha Nan instructed the Uchiha lads to keep this a secret, and to be on the safe side, he also placed the Cursed Tongue Eradication Seal" on them.
The reason for summoning the Uchiha members this time was for an experimental project that could benefit the entire Konoha Uchiha Nan briefly explained the experiment with Hashirama Cells to them. If the Uchiha obtained the powerful regenerative abilities and vast Chakra Hashirama Cells, they would be able to enhance the Sharingan's power and even use Hashirama Senju's Wood Release. Of course, this experiment was risky, and there was a slight possibility of death.
Then the group of Uchiha went into a frenzy. Could such a thing really happen?
Our Uchiha is going to steal the power of the First Hokage Hashirama Senju! As for the risks of the experiment mentioned by Uchiha Nan later on, they selectively ignored them.
That was the power of the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, comparable to the power of Madara Uchiha's Mangekyō Sharingan. An endless sea of trees that blotted out the sky, giants hundreds of meters tall. An unparalleled power!
So what if acquiring this level of power is somewhat life-threatening?
I don't care, I don't care. If he dies, so be it. The atmosphere within the Uchiha clan has always been one of respecting strength.
Several cunning Uchiha clan members secretly approached Uchiha Nan, the Clan Head leader. Could the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju, really be so kind?
Why wouldn't the Senju Clan be involved in helping the Uchiha Hashirama Senju the power of the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju?
Is he being imprisoned here by the Clan Head leader? The outside is heavily guarded by Uchiha clan members. So far, besides the Uchiha members, only that kid named Orochimaru has been able to get in.
It's hard not to make people misunderstand!
Cough cough cough. Why are you speaking such blunt truths!
Uchiha Nan flicked each of them on the head to shut them up. Didn't they see how ugly Tobirama Senju's face was? He was spitting on the ground with such a vile expression. His manners were extremely low. Orochimaru had to do the cleaning.
"These Uchiha inherently evil!"
"Ah!"
Seeing the group of jubilant Uchiha Tobirama Senju annoyed. His elder brother's power was about to be stolen by the Uchiha! The Senju Clan were the first to arrive, and many died, yet all the valuable experience and data they gained were going to benefit these Uchiha. He was so annoyed... he really wanted to give them a large dose of medicine and send them to meet the Sage of Six Paths.
However, Tobirama Senju still maintained his rationality, and he registered the information of the Uchiha with a displeased expression: height, weight, age, Sharingan Tomoe, and Chakra level.
Uchiha Nan wisely refrained from interfering with Tobirama Senju and went directly to Orochimaru, asking if he had learned the Summoning Technique Orochimaru, hoping against hope. Perhaps Orochimaru was also a chosen summoner of Ryūchi Cave, and he could just try his luck and summon back to Ryūchi Cave.
Orochimaru shook his head, but his eyes kept glancing in the direction of the Uchiha, making Uchiha Nan a little uneasy. At this moment, Orochimaru shouldn't be interested in the Uchiha's body, right?
"What are you looking at, Orochimaru?"
"That experiment should be very interesting; they could use the Lord Hokage's clansmen as experimental subjects."
Orochimaru's eyes were filled with longing. To think that the Lord Hokage and the Second would go to such lengths, even bringing in the Uchiha clan for experiments—what kind of experiment must this be? He really wanted to do it himself.
Thank goodness, they just wanted to use the Uchiha for experiments. But wait, this won't do!
"Orochimaru, you should focus your attention on how to improve Konoha's productivity. These kinds of experiments are only accessible to that old man Tobirama Senju... uh... the Second Hokage... You're not at that level yet."
Uchiha Nan tried to reason with him, but it was no use. Orochimaru's eyes kept glancing in that direction, so Uchiha Nan gave up, as long as Orochimaru didn't go too far.
Orochimaru never experienced war in his life, nor was he harmed by his vengeful Disciple Nawaki. He was just an innocent child, albeit one with a strong sense of curiosity. Uchiha Nan didn't plan to Orochimaru run around outside the village; he could just focus on his experiments every day. However, his ideological education would continue.
"Orochimaru, you can't stay in this lab forever. You have to go to school every day. Even though you're very talented, you still need to go through the normal growth process of a student and build bonds with your comrades."
Uchiha Nan was really worried about Orochimaru and kept entrusting him to Tobirama Senju. Tobirama Senju probably fed Orochimaru a lot of his own ideas.
"No, Lord Hokage!"
"I've learned everything taught in school, but only here can I truly master it."
Orochimaru was struck dumb, pleading with Uchiha Nan to spare him, but Uchiha Nan was adamant that he had to attend school on time and could come over every afternoon after school.
"After graduation, I might live here permanently. "Orochimaru could only nod helplessly.
Uchiha Nan then taught Orochimaru how to use the Summoning Technique, summoning Manji, a huge fat cat, from afar.
"What a fat, strong cat!"
Orochimaru used tactful language. Manji's current physique is indeed not flattering. He's very fat and very muscular. We can't let Manji!
"Uchiha Nan, what are you doing! Ouch!"
"I was just enjoying petting it."
Manji was somewhat dissatisfied with Uchiha Nan's summoning, Uchiha Nan ignored Manji's complaints and casually assigned Manji a weight loss task.
Manji raised its paw in protest. Its summoned ninja had become Hokage; couldn't it, as the Hokage's summoned beast, enjoy some of the same pleasures?
However, the protest was ineffective!
"Have you memorized all the imprints?"
"Hai, Xu, You, Shen, Wei"
Orochimaru recited the five simple hand seals smoothly, but he still needed some practice to use them effectively.
"Lord Hokage, I'm confident I can perform Summoning Technique tonight!"
Orochimaru spoke with great confidence. Tobirama Senju cared deeply for Orochimaru as his disciple, and dismissed Uchiha Nan's instruction—to only teach Orochimaru productive research—with disdain. "I, Tobirama Senju, the Second Hokage of Konoha, need your interference in teaching my disciple?"
Tobirama Senju taught him everything: Ninjutsu, combat, and scientific research experiments.
"Then I'll wait for your good news."
Uchiha Nan nodded in satisfaction. The Summoning Technique Ninjutsu require a certain level of skill from the ninja, including Hand Seals, Chakra reserves, and Chakra control. It involves space-time manipulation, and there aren't many Ninjutsu like this in the entire Ninja world.
Jiraiya, that lecherous brat, apparently trained for a long time in the original story, practicing Hand Seals while sitting on a treetop, and honing his Chakra control by carrying Taiseki along cliffs in an attempt to refine more Chakra.
"When you go to school tomorrow, remember to bring that brat Jiraiya to my office after school, and remember to teach him this Ninjutsu as well."
Orochimaru, who was still basking in the joy of being personally taught Ninjutsu by the Lord Hokage, suddenly looked dejected. He had to go to school again tomorrow. Ugh!
"Jiraiya- Lord Hokage, what do you want with him?"
Orochimaru asked Uchiha Nan with some curiosity, "What could Jiraiya, that guy whose mind is full of lewd thoughts, Jiraiya have that the Lord Hokage would value?"
"Him... he has quite a talent and is destined to become a strong person. Why are you asking so many questions? Just bring him over when the time comes!"
"There are some things that a kid like you can't possibly understand!"
After finishing speaking, Uchiha Nan gave Orochimaru's head a good ruffled ruffle; it felt pretty good. Having explained everything to Orochimaru, Uchiha Nan looked at Tobirama Senju, who was still busy at work.
Did Tobirama Senju sign the Summoning Scroll Tobirama Senju Shikkotsu Forest? As Tobirama Senju Hashirama Senju brother, summoning Katsuyu should have been an easy task for him.
Whether you have dates or not, take a couple of shots first!
You won't lose anything by giving it a try!
Following the spirit of "a thief... cough cough, the Lord Hokage never leaves empty-handed," Uchiha Nan headed towards the busy Tobirama Senju.
Tobirama, I have something important to tell you!
Why does my chosen advisor require me to stay at my desk the entire first year of graduate school? It seems like I even have to clock in and out. So sad.