"Smack!"
A crisp sound
"Who! Who hit me!"
Tobirama Senju was jolted awake by Izuna Uchiha's slap, jolting him up from the sofa and looking around.
This familiar underground laboratory!
And then there's the despicable Izuna Uchiha, and the heartless Uchiha Nan.
So it turns out I was dreaming at first!
Senju Tobirama Senju's mood suddenly turned melancholy. The taste of this fleeting dream was truly wonderful. He wished this dream could last a little longer, much longer.
He doesn't want to face reality!
The harsh reality is so bitter and so sorrowful.
" Tobirama, you're really getting more and more outrageous! You're blatantly slacking off right in front of me. If I weren't in the lab, who knows how much more you'd be slacking off!"
" Konoha's development is at a critical juncture, and it is precisely the time for you, the Second Hokage, to shine for Konoha and contribute your labor!"
Uchiha Nan skillfully Tobirama Senju, Tobirama Senju so tired of hearing these words that his ears were practically calloused.
"Enough!"
"I've been busy with your stupid experiments and being tortured by Uchiha Nan Izuna lately. I was just taking a nap to rest, so don't nag me anymore!"
"You born evil Uchiha brat!"
Tobirama Senju waking, and looked extremely haggard. It seemed he had been relentlessly tormented and tortured by Izuna Uchiha for some time now—to the point that even the dead would dream of such torment.
That haggard appearance
Even Uchiha Nan couldn't help but feel a pang of sympathy upon seeing this.
After all, although his relationship with Tobirama Senju wasn't great, Tobirama Senju probably secretly cursed him to die soon and end up like him, being dragged out of the Pure Land by the next Hokage and becoming a nuclear-powered beast of burden.
His heart has truly turned to black!
But no matter what.
He and Tobirama Senju had been together for so many years, and Tobirama Senju had helped him a lot. Tobirama had worked diligently for him and had always been his most capable and reliable support!
Tobirama Senju is currently being tortured and abused by Izuna Uchiha, leaving him physically and mentally exhausted, which has led to his current miserable state.
I really can't bear to do it.
But soon
In the blink of an eye!
Uchiha Nan realized this, and the slight pity he felt for Tobirama Senju quickly disappeared, because this was just one part of the play between Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha.
The more torment Tobirama Senju suffers now, the more pleasure he will derive when he takes control next month. These two heartless old devils are just torturing each other for their own amusement!
Neither of them are good people!
Tobirama Senju Senju's pitiful appearance now is all just a temporary disguise!
By the next month
Tobirama Senju is about to shine!
We must intensify the torture and abuse of Izuna Uchiha!
They're all birds of a feather!
"Stop complaining. You'll feel better next month."
"You can take your revenge on Izuna Uchiha to your heart's content! But I suggest you be more magnanimous and punish Izuna Uchiha a little, then the two of you can reconcile without holding a grudge. As the saying goes, revenge only leads to more revenge. If you keep torturing each other, won't you be the ones suffering in the end?"
Uchiha Nan ignored Tobirama Senju's complaint and shrugged.
"Fart!!"
"It's easy for you to say that when you're not the one suffering!"
"If I forgive Izuna Uchiha next month, then all the suffering I endured this past month will have been for nothing! I will repay Izuna Uchiha tenfold for the humiliation I suffered!"
Tobirama Senju looked at Izuna Uchiha and said through gritted teeth.
He's still hoping to get along peacefully with Izuna Uchiha!
It's too late!
Uchiha Nan, you're biased towards Izuna Uchiha Uchiha, help Uchiha!
That's really awful!!
Izuna Uchiha felt a chill run Tobirama Senju as Tobirama Senju glared at him fiercely.
This was something he didn't want to think about at all.
Once the next month arrives
Hell awaits him.
Is it too late to reconcile now?
That would definitely be too late!
Izuna Uchiha almost instinctively dismissed this absurd idea.
"Snort!"
I'm afraid of you!
" Tobirama Senju, you dare threaten me when I'm in charge? Looks like you've got some nerve. Tonight I'll teach you a lesson!"
Izuna Uchiha retorted without backing down.
He immediately decided to double down on torturing Tobirama Senju tonight; he couldn't afford to waste a single moment of this golden month!
"These two guys are hopeless."
Looking at the fiercely confrontation Tobirama Senju Izuna Uchiha and Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Nan shook his head, then couldn't help but sigh inwardly, "Is this the destiny of the Uchiha and Senju Clan?"
Abnormal and twisted bonds will always be born!
This was the case for Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha, and it was also the case for Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha.
but
The relationship between Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha was much better than that between Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha. Although they fought to the death, at least they didn't torment each other.
Tobirama Senju Izuna Uchiha Izuna Uchiha. He was at a disadvantage and should avoid his sharp edge for the time being.
Izuna Uchiha, you're amazing!
You're the boss now!
But you can't be number one forever!
Then, Tobirama Senju turned his gaze to Uchiha Nan.
That heartless bastard is here again today!
Based on my intuition...
Uchiha Nan is definitely up to something again, and it's definitely not good news!
" Uchiha Nan, what brings you here tonight?"
"Hmm"
Upon hearing Tobirama Senju's words, Uchiha Nan frowned, beginning to struggle with his thoughts.
Should I tell Tobirama Senju about my Tsunade marriage to Tobirama Senju?
Maybe we can tell him when Tsunade gets pregnant, or we can just bring our child to visit Tsunade Tobirama Senju.
but.
This is a bit too hellish.
"Speak your mind, or shut up!"
Why are you being so hesitant?
Tobirama Senju his arms and spoke with an impatient expression.
"Oh well"
"I think you should know this news; it's about Tsunade."
After thinking it over, Uchiha Nan decided to tell Tobirama Senju Tsunade about her upcoming wedding with Tsunade.
" Tsunade, what's wrong with Tsunade?"
Upon hearing Tsunade's name, Tobirama Senju Senju's voice rose involuntarily, and he stared intently at Uchiha Nan. If anything happened to Tsunade, he would certainly not forgive Uchiha Nan, as he had specifically entrusted Uchiha Nan with the task of taking good care of Tsunade.
"Don't look at me like that."
" Tsunade is alright, which is actually a good thing; she's getting married soon."
"Get married?"
"Great news! This is great news!"
"Thinking about it, Tsunade isn't young anymore. It's about time she got married. Actually, it's a bit late now. According to the customs of the Warring States Period, Tsunade's children could already be running errands, no, they could all come with me to fight the Uchiha."
Tobirama Senju's expression immediately softened, his previous gloomy mood vanished, and a hint of joy appeared on his brow. He kept muttering to himself that this was the only thing he had heard to be happy about in a while.
All other news is shit!
"Hey, Uchiha Nan, which outstanding young man from Konoha is Tsunade going to marry?"
"Are they members of the Senju Clan or the Uzumaki Clan?"
"Far away yet right before my eyes."
What do you mean by that?
"Wait a minute. What did you say?!"
Tobirama Senju pondered Uchiha Nan's words—"Far away yet so close at hand"—and then...
Realizing what had happened, he immediately showed an incredulous expression, which then turned into anger. His composure crumbled, and he began to hurl insults at Uchiha Nan.
"You beast, you are truly a beast!"
" Tsunade so young back then, how could you still attack her?"
"I told you to take good care of Tsunade, and this is how you take care of her!"
Tobirama Senju no longer cared about the so-called control of the Impure World Reincarnation; he lunged directly at Uchiha Nan Uchiha Nan, determined to teach him a lesson today!
How could Tsunade marry that heartless bastard, Uchiha Nan? It's utterly outrageous!
but
With great foresight, Izuna Uchiha helped Uchiha Nan to control Tobirama Senju.
" Tobirama, you're too excited!"
"I have to clarify something. First of all, I swear Tsunade is not young, really not young at all. Cough cough cough I mean age. Actually, we're not that much older than each other. You could say we're the same age!"
"Secondly, I have indeed taken good care of Tsunade, to the point that I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving Tsunade in the care of anyone else. So I decided to take care of her for the rest of her life from the start."
"In the end, it was Tsunade took the initiative first. In matters of love, I'm usually the passive one and rarely make the first move. You know, the more outstanding a man is, the easier it is for him to attract the attention of girls around him. Once a girl takes the initiative, it can be quite scary, especially when she's pursuing a man as outstanding as me, and Tsunade is so cute."
"Of course, I know this is hard for you to understand, after all, you've been alone your whole life."
Uchiha Nan spoke slowly and methodically.
However, Tobirama Senju clearly didn't listen and was still cursing at Uchiha Nan.
" Uchiha Nan, you son of a bitch!"
"***"
"******"
"You beast!!"
They cursed for quite a while.
Tobirama Senju finally calmed down a little.
" Mito? Did your sister-in-law agree?"
"Of course I agree."
He heard Uchiha Nan's affirmative answer.
Tobirama Senju's expression instantly softened considerably. If his sister-in-law, Mito Uzumaki, had agreed, it meant that while the marriage was terrible, it wasn't unacceptable.
After all, this involves Tsunade.
If Tsunade didn't want to marry Uchiha Nan, and it was because Uchiha Nan used some dirty and despicable means to force Tsunade, then Mito Uzumaki would definitely fight Uchiha Nan to the death.
Tobirama Senju then proceeded to confirm the specific details of the wedding with Uchiha Nan.
When Uchiha Nan Tobirama Senju that Uchiha Nan was going to marry several brides at once, he once again became the Senju Telegraph Agent.
"I did all of this for Konoha!"
"Uniting the bloodline clans for the sake of Konoha's stability is my inescapable responsibility as Hokage. This is a great sacrifice!"
Uchiha Nan skillfully made excuses for himself.
but.
That's definitely true!
He sacrificed his lower body in order to unite the Bloodline Ninja Clan.
Isn't this a great sacrifice?
"Let me tell you, if you don't treat Tsunade well, I'll make you regret it!"
According to custom
Tobirama Senju brandished his fist, threatening Uchiha Nan.
This time, Uchiha Nan didn't refute, but nodded seriously. Although he was a scumbag, he would definitely learn from Duan Zhengchun, the grandmaster of scumbags!
"Hmph, I hope you keep your word."
Tobirama Senju snorted coldly, then suddenly remembered something. If Uchiha Nan married Tsunade, wouldn't he be two generations older than Uchiha Nan according to seniority? That naturally evil Uchiha Nan Uchiha have to call him "Second Grandfather"!
" Uchiha Nan, you're getting married to Tsunade soon, shouldn't you change how you address me?"
Facing Tobirama Senju's delusional fantasies, Tobirama Senju wasn't the only one with such thoughts; there was also Toma Senju, and that old woman Mito Uzumaki.
Damn it!
Troublemakers!
Why do they all want to verbally gain an advantage over the Hokage series?
then
Uchiha Nan rolled his eyes and raised his middle finger at Tobirama Senju with his right hand.
"You really have no respect for your elders. Fine, I won't hold it against you, but I absolutely must be there in person on Tsunade's wedding day!"
Tobirama Senju, not bothering to argue with Uchiha Nan about the way he was addressed. This naturally wicked Uchiha brat certainly wouldn't let him take advantage of him, but he had to attend Tsunade's wedding.
If Uchiha Nan doesn't agree, he's going on strike!
"Oh, that's not a bad idea."
After a brief moment's thought, Uchiha Nan nodded in agreement.
I can just send a Wood Clone to follow Tobirama Senju. Under my surveillance, he won't be able to cause any trouble. I don't need to worry about him using this trip as an opportunity to cause me trouble.
"Remember to Impure World Reincarnation as well, so he can come with me."
Tobirama Senju did not forget Hashirama Senju.
My brother must really want to see Tsunade get married.
Although Tsunade's husband was terrible—he had a nasty personality, low morals, no integrity, and was a playboy.
I really don't know how Tsunade could have fallen for Uchiha Nan!
" First?"
"This"
Uchiha Nan hesitated.
It was one thing for Tobirama Senju leave, but now another Hashirama Senju is coming. Konoha also has Madara Uchiha lurking around, and he'll be attending the wedding too.
Even though they were all using Transformation Technique to hide their identities,
Hashirama Senju Madara Uchiha —can they be predicted using common sense?
What if you inexplicably recognize the other person?
They started fighting again on a whim!
horrible.