Konoha: Becoming a Great Capitalist Starting from Reanimated Tobirama
Chapter 86

86. Lu Yuan, If You Want to Make Erotic Films, I Can Sponsor You.

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"Lord Hokage, isn't this a bit too much?"

Judging from the admissions officer's complaints, this energetic young man was already eliminated last year and again this year. He's clearly a piece of trash, and even if he were to be admitted, he'd only become cannon fodder like Genin.

Nara Luyuan looked at the unremarkable watermelon-headed Might Duy in front of him, with his thick, long eyebrows and comical dark green training clothes. Could this future Might Guy really kick the First Hokage to death?

What kind of Ninja world humor joke is this?!

Wasn't the reason this damned Ninja world War started because of the First Hokage's sudden death?

If the First Hokage were still alive, he could single-handedly conquer the entire Ninja world!

"Exaggerate?"

"There is a point to it; he still needs help, like Tobirama Senju, a top-tier support character. That would complete Might Duy. One Hashirama Senju wouldn't be enough for him to kill; he needs at least two."

"Forehead"

Nara Luyuan promptly chose to shut up. He realized that Uchiha Nan was going too far with his claims: the Second Hokage was using Might Duy as an accessory, and he had kicked two First Hokage to death.

If I continue talking to Uchiha Nan, I wonder what shocking things he will say next.

That means the person in front of him is the Third Hokage. If anyone else said such nonsense in front of him, Nara Luyuan definitely arrest them immediately and imprison them in the Anbu for several days of torture. The top shinobi of Konoha are not people who can joke around with just anyone.

There are a small group of ordinary people in the world who, through sheer passion and perseverance, climb to the top step by step. When you think of them again, you can't even see their backs anymore.

Uchiha Nan patted Nara Luyuan on the shoulder and began to speak fluently about profound principles. In the Hokage world, the only people who could reach the Six Paths level of combat power through diligent training were probably Might Duy and his son.

The others are either deus ex machina or rely on bloodlines. If I were to grow to the Six Paths level in the future, I would likely be classified as Feng Lingyueying.

Using cheat codes suits me better.

Uchiha Nan sighed inwardly, then slowly walked towards Might Duy. Might Duy was already sobbing uncontrollably, muttering things like "this is for youth," and then hugged the admissions officer tightly.

The atmosphere was both comical and awkward. The admissions officer watched as Uchiha Nan approached him step by step, his heart pounding with panic. What had he done to deserve this bad luck, running into a scoundrel like Might Duy on his way to work?

Do you really want to become a ninja?

Uchiha Nan walked up to Might Duy's side.

Might Duy was crying so intensely, heard Uchiha Nan's words and realized that there was another person beside him.

"The Lord Hokage?!"

Might Duy was both surprised and delighted, and his target immediately changed; he pounced on Uchiha Nan.

"Lord Hokage, I really want to become a ninja! My youth was all about... Ahhh!" (Tears stream down her face)

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Uchiha Nan quickly pushed away Might Duy, who was crying with snot and tears streaming down his face, because his clothes were incredibly difficult to wash.

"Okay, I understand!"

"You've passed the Ninja Academy's selection!"

Upon hearing Uchiha Nan's words, Might Duy's tears surged even more intensely, and he wanted to throw himself into Uchiha Nan's arms once again.

Uchiha Nan instantly gave Nara Luyuan a look, signaling him to step in front of him and withstand Nara Luyuan Might Duy's intense youthful energy.

"The so-called Will of Fire of Konoha means that anyone can become an excellent ninja through hard work, and an excellent ninja needs to possess these qualities."

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Taking this opportunity, Uchiha Nan Uchiha Nan a passionate speech to the crowd, spouting things like the Will of Fire and how everyone could achieve great things with effort.

Uchiha Nan's passionate speech made Might Duy even more excited, and his tears of youth soared to a new level. The exaggerated amount of tears that flowed out made Uchiha Nan wonder if Might Duy would cry until he was dehydrated.

However, once Might Duy truly grows up in the future, today's scene might become a famous historical moment, and future generations will remember Uchiha Nan as a talent scout who recognized a promising individual.

Then Uchiha Nan quickly ended his speech and urged Nara Luyuan hurry up and enter the Ninja Academy with him.

Because Uchiha Nan discovered that Might Duy didn't seem satisfied with spending his youth with Nara Luyuan; his target seemed to have turned back to him.

"Will there ever come a day when time really..."

"Return what's yours and what's mine."

Back at the Ninja Academy, Uchiha Nan hummed a youthful tune, the upbeat melody making Nara Luyuan Uchiha Nan his head to the beat.

The Lord Hokage sings quite well!

"Lu Yuan, which class is Tsunade in?"

Uchiha Nan became interested in seeing what the Sannin were like at the Ninja Academy during this period, and Nara Luyuan Uchiha Nan him to a classroom after hearing this.

In class

The teacher was lecturing animatedly, spitting as he spoke, his hand slid chalk across the blackboard.

Jiraiya was half asleep, his eyes glazed over, while Orochimaru, a diligent student, was listening attentively to the lesson.

As for Tsunade, who was looking at an unknown book and gesturing with her hands, Uchiha Nan thought she was learning some Ninjutsu and practicing Hand Seals, until Tsunade pulled out dice from under the table.

The three people's behavior perfectly matched Uchiha Nan's preconceived notions about them.

"Cough cough cough"

Nara Luyuan a little embarrassed. He had heard that the First's granddaughter was addicted to gambling, but he didn't expect her to be studying it in class. He thought she might as well sleep in class.

"Everyone who's sleeping or playing with dice, stand at the back and listen to the lesson!"

Uchiha Nan, feeling playful, immediately walked into the classroom and called out.

Tsunade jolted awake and jumped to her feet. Jiraiya was still asleep, but several other unfortunate souls who had been dozing off like Jiraiya stood up.

"Lord Hokage!?"

Uchiha Nan's sudden appearance instantly enlivened the previously dull and boring classroom atmosphere; becoming Hokage was the most common dream among Konoha children.

The class suddenly turned into an idol meet-and-greet. After Uchiha Nan happily signed autographs for a few children, the scene started to get a little out of control.

It was the teacher who intervened, immediately silencing the group of children with a simple "Quiet down, it's time to study!"

In order not to disrupt the normal course of classes, Uchiha Nan took Nara Luyuan and left the Ninja Academy, returning to the Hokage Building to continue working.

Hokage's Office

"From now on, all of Might Duy's training resources, especially those for Taijutsu, can be allocated specifically for him. Remember to send him medicinal baths and recovery elixirs for Taijutsu every month."

Uchiha Nan cared a lot about Might Duy, after all, he was a seed that had the potential to grow into Six Paths level fighter.

I'll have to ask Tobirama Senju about the Eight Gates later. Might Duy definitely doesn't know the Eight Gates Eight Gates yet. The inventor of this Ninjutsu has always been a mystery, with two of the most widely circulated theories.

One was invented by Might Duy himself, and the other was naturally invented by Tobirama Senju, the master Ninjutsu inventor.

"Yes, Lord Hokage!"

Nara Luyuan nodded. Since Uchiha Nan was so interested in the watermelon head hairstyle from earlier, he would also pay more attention to it in the future.

Could it be that Might Duy will really be able to kick the First Hokage to death in the future?

Nara Luyuan struck by an absurd thought.

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

The next second, Nara Luyuan dismissed the ridiculous idea; the Lord Hokage must be teasing him.

Nara Luyuan's mind wandered, while Uchiha Nan was busy flipping through the system's tasks, trying to see what suitable tasks were available recently.

While the daily routine of slacking off is comfortable, it's also getting a bit boring.

Skip all combat-type missions; I can't beat any of them.

There's no need to even look at the bizarre life-themed missions anymore. Ten Lottery chance aren't enough to bribe Uchiha Nan. He felt that his moral bottom line was already very low; any lower and he would really turn into a human-shaped piece of excrement.

Let's look at the achievement types directly!

[Long-term mission: I have a dream of Konoha]

[Long-term mission: Amusing ourselves to death]

[Long-term mission: Food Controller]

[Long-term mission: Hearts of Iron]

Let me see.

"I Have a Dream of Konoha" is a late-game quest that complements other quests, so it can be skipped for now.

With an iron will, destroying a small country is easy; the real challenge is building a modern military.

Dongfeng Express: Delivering on its mission!

This sentence suddenly popped into Uchiha Nan's mind.

If it's a modern force of this caliber, the level of difficulty is extraordinary.

Are heavy artillery being used to blast the ninjas?

That would be incredibly exciting, but it doesn't quite fit the style of the Ninja world. Even a Tailed Beast Tailed Beast Ball requires a period of charging up, while the power of the Dongfeng Express is no less than that of Tailed Beast Ball. It can also launch hundreds of them simultaneously from across the ocean at any time. Even Madara Uchiha were alive, he would be blown to smithereens. The technological gap is simply too great, and the amount of money required is enormous.

We could give Tobirama Senju more work, let him research gunpowder and bombs first. This task can be skipped for now and dealt with later.

Uchiha Nan set his sights on those who indulge in entertainment to the death and those who control food supplies.

These two should be prioritized. The food controller shouldn't start with the Land of Fire; they must begin with smaller nations and gradually expand to larger ones. As for "Entertainment to the Death," creating an entertainment company is a task that can be started immediately.

Entertainment companies certainly need to cultivate outstanding artists who can sing, dance, and rap!

The idol economy is indeed very profitable, but it's still far ahead of the current state of the Ninja world.

Back in Naruto's time, Uchiha Nan remembered that Princess Kazahana Koyuki of the Land of Snow was a superstar.

Selling her private photobooks would definitely make a fortune; one book could sell for 100,000 yen. I'm sure someone would be willing to buy Uchiha Nan's photobooks. That's just how fans are.

However, one must eat one bite at a time and take one step at a time; taking too big a step can easily lead to trouble. Uchiha Nan decided to start by making movies.

The film industry in the Hokage world appeared very early; it already exists today. It was invented by a group of nobles who were bored, just for fun and to pass the time. However, the technology was relatively backward, and it was still a black and white film.

"Lu Yuan, what do you think about Konoha making a movie?"

"Ah!?"

"Disguising oneself to steal information is a basic skill for ninjas, and their acting skills are always top-notch!"

"What do those nobles know about movies? Their films are crude, the technology is outdated, and they're all black and white. Konoha wants to be the leader in this industry, not only in film technology but also in content!"

"Besides, the war has just ended, and the workload hasn't picked up yet. Konoha ninjas need to earn a living and still have to compete for missions."

"This can be considered as solving part of the employment problem for Konoha Ninja!"

Uchiha Nan's statement left Nara Luyuan bewildered. Nara Luyuan could accept the idea of making money through futures trading before.

This was to make up for the losses left over from the war, but making movies is something ninjas should be doing?

However, Nara Luyuan, acting as Uchiha Nan's external brain, still considered the currently popular anime and manga, and then cautiously said:

"Lord Hokage, what kind of movie should we make? The erotic kind?"

Nara Luyuan's words were astonishing, leaving Uchiha Nan's eyes wide. Actually, it's not entirely impossible. With Shadow Clone Jutsu and Transformation Technique, a single ninja could film it; the cost of producing erotic films in Konoha would be outrageously cheap.

However, Uchiha Nan still has some shame. If his debut work is an erotic film, then his morals will have to drop to a new level.

However, you can't blame Nara Luyuan for having such a bizarre idea. Before, the Ninja world was at war, and other films didn't sell well; only erotic films could sell.

People are already suffering enough; if we can't even have a good time masturbating, then this world would be too hellish.

"Oh, of course not, but if you'd like to make this kind of movie, I can sponsor it for you!"

Uchiha Nan thought about it and decided to encourage Nara Luyuan's idea. After all, it was really profitable. Once he got Tobirama Senju to upgrade the black and white film to a color film, the profits from erotic films would probably explode.

"Don't let the good stuff go to outsiders. If we don't want to make this kind of movie ourselves, we can let the Nara Clan make it, and we can just stay behind the scenes and invest in it."

"No, no."

Nara Luyuan. He still had his integrity. If a dignified Konoha clerk were to go and make pornographic films, then he wouldn't need to stay in the Konoha ninja circle.

"Then let's make a war movie!"

"A film unique to ninjas, interpreting ninja warfare from the ninja's perspective!"

Uchiha Nan had already planned out the plot: the ninjas' cool and flashy Ninjutsu, the earth-shattering destructive power—no special effects were needed at all; he was practically born to make war movies.

With the Fourth Ninja world War still a hot topic, Uchiha Nan is taking advantage of this opportunity to Jonin.

"Lord Hokage, what about the script?"

Nara Luyuan once again chose to submit to Uchiha Nan. Since Uchiha Nan came to power, he had not done many things that conformed to his understanding, but the results were still very good. Konoha is now the fastest recovering among the five great ninja villages. The only thing it lacks is time.

Ninjas need time to be trained, and ninja clans need time to have children to strengthen their clan's power.

Other ninja villages are still struggling in the quagmire of financial difficulties.

Money can solve 99% of the world's problems. If it can't, it just means you don't have enough money. This statement may be a bit of an exaggeration, but it is very true.

Konoha recovered so quickly because they had money in their accounts.

"I've already come up with a rough outline of the script!"

Uchiha Nan thought of Obito Uchiha's early life; wouldn't removing the elements of a love-struck simp create a great script?

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