Douluo: I Made Up Stories, and They All Believed Them
Chapter 24

Brothel Listening to Music Ma Hongjun

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[When they were in a small town, they were getting ready to eat. But they immediately offended some students and a teacher from another academy.]

[The cause of the incident was Shrek Academy's Fatty, Ma Hongjun. He and Dai Mubai could be called Shrek Academy's Prostitute Twin Stars.

Their favorite thing to do was visit places like brothels.]

[Ma Hongjun's martial soul was the Evil Fire Phoenix. Although this martial soul was powerful, it also gave him an urge to vent his fire. Brothel Listening to Music was not the only way Ma Hongjun could relieve it; intense training could do the same.

But given Ma Hongjun's personality, there was no way he would train to solve it. So he went Brothel Listening to Music every day, even going together with Dai Mubai. They played very wildly.]

The women frowned tightly. They had not expected Shrek Academy to have such a disgusting person.

Hu Liena said in disgust, "That's utterly revolting. He started doing this as a child, and someone like that can still be called a Soul Master?"

"It is disgusting. Every Fire Attribute Soul Master has issues with inner heat, though his is somewhat worse. But just as Xu Fan said, he could deal with it himself. Yet he..." Ling Yuan shook her head and said no more.

"A Filthy Land." Bibi Dong was even more disgusted, wishing she could send Ma Hongjun straight into the palace to become a eunuch!

Heaven Dou City.

Ning Rongrong looked utterly disdainful. "Oh my god, is this even an academy? Even the nobles of Heaven Dou Royal Academy rarely visit brothels."

Most Soul Master nobles had proper upbringing. Though they were arrogant, they truly had the capital to be arrogant.

Moreover, most of them kept themselves clean. Even if they wanted to do certain intimate things, they had Bed-warming Maids at home. They would never disgrace themselves in public.

Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai... Xu Fan had really been right about them.

As for Zhu Zhuqing, she had long gotten used to it. Now that she no longer had any relationship with Dai Mubai, she naturally was not angry.

[When Ma Hongjun saw a pretty girl from Canghui Academy, he leered at her. Dai Mubai egged him on from the side, looking down on Canghui Academy and saying they were too ostentatious.]

[What kind of nonsense was that? They were Soul Masters—couldn't they show off a little? Besides, they had merely walked in quietly. Had they provoked you?]

[When the people from Canghui Academy heard this, they prepared to go over and teach the Shrek group a lesson. At that moment, I, Xu Fan, heard a line that I thought rivaled Yu Xiaogang's Famous Saying.

As the saying went, Not Daring to Cause Trouble is Mediocre. Listen to that—was that even something a human would say?]

[Flender was the one who said it. With a dean like that, it would have been a miracle if these students turned out well! A dean actually taught students to cause trouble. No wonder they caused trouble every day afterward, even beating up the Fourth Prince of the Heaven Dou Empire.]

[The Soul Master World was a place where fists did the talking. If you caused trouble without enough strength, weren't you afraid they would come and kill you outright? Brains were good things, but the people of Shrek Academy did not have any. Of course, Zhuqing and Rongrong were the same when they were at Shrek Academy.

I never held double standards. I called out my own women too!]

"Not Daring to Cause Trouble is Mediocre?" Liu Erlong's mouth twitched. "Good heavens, my temper is so violent, yet I only dared to take it out on soul beasts. Flender, you really are a genius."

Inside Spirit Hall, Bibi Dong was also somewhat speechless.

No wonder Flender and Yu Xiaogang could become good brothers. They really were the same kind of people.

How could such brain-dead people become Soul Saints?

Even she, Bibi Dong, did not dare act recklessly at times.

Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong's moods instantly soured. Xu Fan had actually said they had no brains.

Especially Ning Rongrong.

Ning Rongrong grabbed a pillow and began beating it.

"Bastard... how dare you talk about This Young Lady!"

"Bastard! Bastard Xu Fan!"

"You're the one without a brain! Your Whole Family has no brains!"

The pillow whistled through the air.

"I, Ning Rongrong, have the most brains! At seven, I could already handle the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect's Accounts for Three months!"

Another fierce blow.

"When I was nine, I saw through Bone Grandpa's scheme to cheat me out of my Pocket money!"

"Father even said I was the smartest Little Princess the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect had seen in a Hundred Year!"

"What do you know! That was called... called Great Wisdom Appears Foolish! It was called not sweating the small stuff! It was called..."

[Soon afterward, the Shrek group was taught a lesson. Canghui Academy's students truly were not as strong as Shrek Academy's, since they were all so-called geniuses lured in by empty hype.]

[But Canghui Academy had a teacher, and the Shrek group was taught a lesson by Canghui Academy's teacher.]

[Unfortunately, Zhao Wuji had come along with them, and Canghui Academy's teacher was then taught a lesson by Zhao Wuji.]

[After all that, Canghui Academy suffered the loss. And it was because of this that the people of Shrek Academy strayed further and further down the wrong path. Instead of educating them properly, they only knew how to be Protective of their own. Sooner or later, that would cause trouble.]

[Of course, those were all minor matters. Things only became interesting after they entered the Star Dou Great Forest.]

[After entering the Star Dou Great Forest, Tang San and the others encountered a Thousand-year Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent and intended to use it as Oscar's Third Soul Ring. But this Thousand-year Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent had been chased by someone else—it was Yiran's Third Soul Ring.]

[Unfortunately, Mother Meng was wary of Zhao Wuji's strength, so she had Yiran duel Tang San one-on-one. Naturally, Yiran was no match for Tang San, and the Thousand-year Phoenix-tail Crested Serpent was given to Oscar.]

[How should I put this? Although the Shrek people were immoral, they were not exactly wrong. It could only be said that Yiran was rather unlucky, though her misfortune had its benefits.]

[That was because she later met me in the Star Dou Great Forest.]

[At that time, I happened to be in the Star Dou Great Forest obtaining my First Soul Ring. Since I did not have many Gold Soul Coins, it took me quite a bit of effort to get there.]

[Of course, the main reason was that I had been deceived. Those people said that the Star Dou Great Forest was the only place to obtain Soul Rings. Only later did I learn that other forests also had soul beasts. Damn it! I had wasted a great deal of time.]

[I happened to kill a soul beast over four hundred years old by myself. After absorbing its Soul Ring, I encountered Yiran. It gave both Yiran and Mother Meng quite a fright. I was just a Soul Master who had not yet obtained a Soul Ring, yet I had managed to kill an entire soul beast alone.]

[They realized that I was very strong and wanted to recruit me, but I refused. Fortunately, Mother Meng and Yiran were not bad people. Otherwise, I felt like I would have been dead. Tang Hao was specifically being called out here.]

[Afterward, I accompanied Yiran to obtain her Soul Ring, broadened my horizons, and learned some things about the Soul Master World.]

Meng Yiran was stunned. "I was involved in this too? Those Shrek Academy bastards were awful—they actually stole my soul beast!"

"But I met Xu Fan. If I go obtain my Soul Ring now, can I still meet him? Probably not. Xu Fan is no longer the same as in his Previous Life."

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