Chapter 46: Absurd Yin-Yang Balance - Douluo Chat Group: Building My Academy

Kung Fu Panda world.

Inside the Jade Palace, a surge of heat emerged within Master Shifu, enhancing his body from the inside out, every meridian and every cell.

Before long, Master Shifu's leg injury caused by Tai Lung was healed, fully restored. His vital energy and blood also surged greatly, though his physique remained unchanged.

As he examined himself again, Master Shifu curiously held out a hand and sensed a faint, almost imperceptible presence.

"Is this Qigong?"

"And..."

A flood of new knowledge surfaced in his mind. Master Shifu contemplated it briefly, and his eyes filled with utter disbelief.

"Impossible techniques... and their secrets?"

One Punch Man world.

Bang sat steadily as though some switch within him had been flipped. With a single breath, he could already feel his physique growing slightly stronger.

All sorts of martial arts knowledge sprang up in Bang's mind like bamboo shoots after rain. It was not limited to fists and kicks; saber, spear, and sword techniques were all included.

"Hmm... so this is what they call an essential improvement? How terrifying~"

Jackie Chan Adventures world.

"Ah! Why does Uncle feel so light all of a sudden?"

Uncle puzzledly waved his hand, feeling as light as a swallow, as though he had returned to his prime in his twenties or thirties, full of energy and vigor.

"This is... the Dog Talisman!?"

"No, no, it's more like righteous Chi."

Before he could figure out what was happening, another rush of information suddenly flooded into Uncle's mind like a mountain torrent. Yet he did not feel the slightest discomfort.

"Knowledge of Chi Magic? These are forbidden things that cannot be found anywhere! What is going on!?"

Uncle chattered on nonstop, pacing back and forth unconsciously. His restless behavior soon drew the attention of the others in the antique shop.

"Sir?"

"Uncle, what's wrong?"

"Ah! Do not disturb Uncle! Uncle has something very important to do now!"

With a bang, Uncle shut the door. He wanted some peace and quiet, leaving Tohru and Jackie Chan equally baffled outside.

"Yin and yang are about to fall out of balance!"


[Uncle Chan: Ah! Who exactly stuffed all this Chi Magic and knowledge into Uncle? Yin and yang in this world are out of balance now! No, they are about to become even more unbalanced!]

[Bang: What's wrong, Mr. Chan? You aren't satisfied with this kind of enhancement?]

[Master Shifu: No, no. I think I roughly understand what is happening. In this Mr. Chan's world, good and evil are divided into two opposing sides.

If his power becomes too strong, the darkness on the other side will also grow stronger.]

[Bang: There's such a principle? I thought it was already absurd enough that that god could instantly turn an idle homeless man into a Dragon-level Monster.]

[Flender: After all, the worldviews of different worlds are different. That is normal enough.

@Uncle Chan, since things have come to this, complaining is useless. Mr. Chan, what period are you currently in? Is Shendu still around?]

[Uncle Chan: It is precisely because Shendu was destroyed by Jade Chan using the talismans that yin and yang began to lose balance. And now Uncle has gained magic too, oh...]

Flender rubbed his chin in some difficulty. The yin-yang balance worldview of Jackie Chan Adventures truly made things hard to handle.

[Dumbledore: In that case, I have a simple solution. If my guess is correct, Mr. Chan should have received a great deal of magical knowledge just like I did, perhaps even ancient forbidden knowledge.

In that case, Mr. Chan, you should likewise have mastered the magic used by that Dark Chi wizard Daolon Wong to resurrect Shendu. The same goes for the magic to seal Shendu.

Since yin and yang must be balanced, simply resurrect Shendu and then seal him again, allowing darkness to occupy an open position. How about it?]

[Samuel Oak: That is a solution!]

[Uncle Chan: Ah, it might have been possible before, but righteous Chi is too strong now. The backlash from Dark Chi will become even fiercer.]

[Flender: There are some difficulties. After the animal chapter, Shendu was sealed in Section 13, yet Drago and the Shadowkhan Mask still existed. That proves Dark Chi has never had only one choice.

Furthermore, the opposition between Mr. Chan's master, the Grandmaster, and Daolon Wong also shows that yin-yang balance does not play out in only one place.

Even if Shendu fills that vacancy now, the hole is still a little too large.]

Judging by this rather rigid Chat Group, which did not convert worldlines Flender did not know about, it was hard to say whether Uncle's enhancement could be made "normal" within his world.


[Zephyr: Then why not raise the stakes? Capture a few more demons and turn them to stone too. That would solve it once and for all.]

[Uncle Chan: ...]

[Uncle Chan: It seems Uncle can give it a try? A good wizard uses his own spells. Uncle can try it now.]

[Flender: That really gets straight to the point.]

[Bang: I thought some huge trouble was coming, but it can still be solved easily, can't it?]

[Flender: Speaking of which, Mr. Chan gained magical knowledge from his enhancement. What about Mr. Bang? It can't be Monsterization, right?]

[Bang: How should I put it? If possible, it seems that I have... opened that so-called Limiter?

At least during the time since the enhancement, I have already felt myself grow much stronger. If I train more, the rate of strengthening will become even faster.]

[Zephyr: What an enticing enhancement.]

Zephyr sighed. As one of the group's physical fighters, he too longed for the power gained after breaking the Limiter.


[Samuel Oak: Different worlds truly are different. Then... Master Shifu?]

[Master Shifu: Qigong and martial arts manuals, along with the successful healing of my injured leg.]

[Flender: Good news. You can beat Tai Lung into an obedient kitten now, right?]

[Master Shifu: How should I put it? I will first try to persuade that child.]

Tai Lung's talent was undeniably extraordinary. Though he could not compare to monstrous talents like Po and Master Oogway, who could dominate one or even several eras, he was still enough to leave his own name in the history of warriors.

Master Shifu truly wanted to see that day, just like the truth he had come to understand.

If he could not become the Dragon Warrior, then becoming a generation's Snow Leopard Warrior would not be bad either.


[Flender: In short, we now understand the worlds of the newly joined members. Each has their own problems, but all of them can be resolved.

Master Shifu needs to bring back his disciple who has strayed from the path, train Po in advance, deal with Lord Shen, and possibly Kai in the future.

Bang also needs to reeducate disciples who can still return to the right path and avert some disasters ahead of time.

Mr. Chan needs to try capturing some demons to maintain yin-yang balance.

Looking at it this way, Bang and Mr. Chan have the most trouble. Like Professor Oak's side, your worlds have disasters that threaten the entire world at every turn~]

[Dumbledore: Indeed.]

[Master Shifu: As long as I can train Po properly, everything on my side will be easy to resolve.]

[Zephyr: Who would have thought that compared to the three of you, I at least do not need to worry about the world being destroyed here?]

[Samuel Oak: ...]

[Bang: Bitter smile :-D]

[Uncle Chan: ...]

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