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Chapter 497

Lancelot: What? My Son Turned into a Daughter? (Continued)

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At this moment, Ran was grabbed by Mo Wang, and her mind was Mimi dazed.

Given that this guy has just recovered from his Mad Enhancement, this is quite normal.

However, he still couldn't understand what Mo Wang meant by "drawing Mordred to full spirit".

as well as--

"Um, Master, are you sure you're not mistaken? I don't remember ever having a daughter."

At this moment, Lancelot looked at Mo Wang with a serious expression.

"Who said that? I know your daughter very well! Look at her, isn't she your daughter?"

At this moment, Mo Wang immediately took out his phone and showed Lancelot a picture of Mashu.

Upon seeing Mashu, Lancelot felt a little dizzy.

"This is... my daughter? No, wait, why do I feel... a Galahad vibe?"

"Well, it's a bit complicated to explain. Just think of it as your son turning into a daughter, right?"

"It's okay, in the end you still made a profit, didn't you?"

"If a son becomes a daughter, wouldn't the joy be doubled?"

Lancelot:( ̄△ ̄;)

Wait a minute? What did you just say?

My son has turned into a daughter?

What exactly happened? What have I missed all these years?

What are the feelings of a father when he learns that his son has become a daughter?

Hmm, most fathers probably feel like they're going crazy right now.

After all, I've been raising a boy with a penis for years, and suddenly he's gone.

However, that's not entirely true. After all, Galahad's original body is fine; at most, he's just gained a daughter.

At this moment, Ran felt a little dizzy, as if she had just woken up and her mind was not quite clear.

"Hey, don't get so worked up."

"Well, at least we'll have another daughter, right?"

"Sigh, speaking of which, why did you have to become a Berserker? Wouldn't it have been better to be a Saber? Look at you now, all your skills are almost ruined by seventy or eighty percent of them."

"That's not Mad Enhancement at all, you've just lost your brain!"

After Mo Wang said that, Lancelot felt a little embarrassed.

Upon hearing this, Lancelot lowered his head slightly and gave a bitter smile, "After all, he is a person burdened with heavy sins!"

"You mean you committed a grave sin by cuckolding King Arthur?"

"Pfft"

Lancelot felt as if he had been stabbed.

He looked at Mo Wang with a worried expression and said, "Master, you just need to know about this. I have my pride too!"

"Hey, it's okay, everyone knows what's what, right?"

"The Saber himself is a complete idiot, yet he married a fair-skinned and beautiful queen. What a waste!"

Everyone can understand.

There's nothing shameful about liking married women.

Mo Wang patted Lancelot on the shoulder, giving him a knowing look.

This left Lancelot even more speechless with frustration.

Ultimately, it all comes down to a guilty conscience.

"Master, how did you learn that our My King is a woman?"

At this moment, Lancelot looked at Mo Wang with a strange expression.

Surely very few people know about this, right?

"Didn't I already say? I'm quite close to Xiao Mo."

"And Merli is with me too; I even fought with that guy."

"Or rather, how exactly did that guy, with his height and build, manage to hide the fact that he's not a woman?"

At this moment, Mo Wang and Lancelot exchanged a glance and fell silent.

"Ahem, my My King, although my My King does not look very strong and is not very tall, however, my My King's majesty is still very strong!"

"Besides, everyone usually wears armor, so..."

"So none of you knew she was actually a woman?" Mo Wang was speechless. What kind of Britain version of Mulan is this?

"No, maybe they don't know anything at all..."

Ran scratched her head, feeling rather embarrassed.

Although it might seem a bit inappropriate for him to say such a thing, most of the Knights of the Round Table actually knew about it.

The key point is that our My King seems to think he's covering it up very well.

Even if Merlin used some kind of illusion, a height of 1.5 meters doesn't really look like a man, does it?

"So it's because of you guys being all top-tier chefs that this happened?"

Mo Wang really don't know how to complain about this.

If that's the case, then why were those people so angry when they found out Lancelot had slept with the Queen?

Surely everyone doesn't think Artoria actually likes yuri (lesbian relationships), right? Or is it because she can't seduce the beautiful queen?

Or perhaps it's just that the clueless Gawain genuinely didn't realize Artoria was a woman, right?

"Huh? So King Arthur was actually a girl?"

Sakura, who was listening to their conversation, felt as if something new was about to sprout in her mind.

"I don't even know where to begin complaining."

Rin couldn't bear to look at the two of them anymore.

King Arthur was a woman? What could be more absurd than that?

The answer is that Oda Nobunaga, Kama, Ushiwakamaru... a whole series of guys, were all girls.

"Sigh, Ran, it's not good for you to keep isolating yourself like this."

"As an adult, and a high-achieving member of the Knights of the Round Table, how can you not have a knack for shifting blame? Don't always take the blame upon yourself. Seducing the Queen and cuckolding King Arthur, is that really your fault?"

"It's all Artoria's fault."

"Look at her, why can't she just be a pretty young girl? She has to find a queen, and not only that, she has to find a beautiful one."

"Look, in the end, he couldn't satisfy his sister-in-law, so naturally, this is what happened," Mo Wang said seriously.

"No, Master, let's just say I'm the one who did the bad thing?"

Why do you always get so fixated on things?

"If you really feel bad about it, just consider it all a mistake of the Tokiomi."

Tokiomi: CNM!

Lancelot: Who is this?

"Ah, wrong, we can't blame Tokiomi for this."

"Alright then, let's go by what my good brother, Argenti, the commander of the Knights of Beauty, said. All of this was arranged by [Beauty]."

Lancelot: I can't understand a word my Master is saying anymore.

Right now, he just feels that his Master has a hole in his head, a really big hole.

Lancelot was speechless. His master was talking nonsense. Although his intention was to comfort him, Lancelot still didn't like it when his king was being criticized like this.

"Please be careful with your words. Even if you are my master, the dignity of the king cannot be slandered!" Lancelot said this while kneeling on the ground, his head bowed low, obscuring his face.

"Well then, since your Saber is also involved in the war this time, you can just explain it to her yourself, right?" Mo Wang shrugged, indicating that he couldn't persuade this simpleton.

"Huh? Master, who did you say?"

"You mean your Saber? That guy who's only 1.5 meters tall."

Upon hearing Mo Wang's words, Lancelot's expression gradually shifted from excitement and complexity to confusion, sadness, and melancholy.

"Stop it, can you stop being so melancholy? Are you feeling melancholy again today?"

Mo Wang to interrupt Lancelot's self-imposed isolation; it feels like if he continues to be depressed, it's about to pour rain outside.

"I didn't expect that Wang would also participate in this Holy Grail War?"

"Incredible."

"However, Master, if that's the case, I'm afraid I won't be able to wield my sword for you with all my heart."

At this moment, Lancelot gritted his teeth, suppressing his shame, and said to Mo Wang.

He had just said he would fight for Mo Wang, but the next moment he betrayed him. In Lancelot's eyes, this was no different from killing him.

"It's alright, I wasn't expecting you to be able to deal with Saber anyway."

"After all, I brought you here just so it would be convenient to take you to Chaldea for overtime work."

Mo Wang, however, seemed indifferent at the moment.

"Anyway, if anything happens, I'll definitely kill you first."

Lancelot: Um, is it really okay for you to say something like this to my face?

Although Lancelot felt there were many flaws, Mo Wang's comment actually made Lancelot feel much more relaxed.

"Don't feel pressured. Look, I've already landed an assassin position, so I'll definitely be killing you eventually."

Only when Mo Wang mentioned it did Lancelot remember.

Mo Wang, this guy wasn't even human.

Is he a Servant? Or an assassin?

Lancelot fell even more silent at this point.

He recalled how Mo Wang had nearly killed him with a single blow, and even slapped him more than a dozen times in the process, forcing him to switch back and forth between unconsciousness and wakefulness.

At that moment, he felt that his silence was deafening.

With this kind of strength, even if I and my My King went together, would we really be a match for them?

No, you're telling me it's an assassin?

Who are they assassinating? The assassin who kills the god of assassination?

"Okay, then it's settled. You can go and explain it to your Saber afterwards."

"But you still need to fight the other Servant well, otherwise there's nothing more to say."

At this moment, Mo Wang spoke to Lancelot again.

"Thank you for your understanding. It is an honor for Lancelot to be your Servant!" Hearing Mo Wang's words, Lancelot felt like he was about to shed tears.

Even though she had already said that, her Master was still so forgiving.

Although he was a bit mentally challenged, he was a good Lord.

He was truly honored to have met such a wonderful Master in this Holy Grail War!

Of course, if the Chaldea Servant knew what Lancelot was thinking right now, they would probably burst out laughing.

Red A: Ha, someone actually said Mo Wang is a good person? That's hilarious, I could laugh at this joke all day.

Cu Chulainn: Damn it, you call this guy a good person? Are you blind? You'll regret this.

Emperor Charlemagne: This man has terrible foresight; I can already see his miserable future.

Meanwhile, Mo Wang, after briefly considering the feasibility of using Ran to steal all the treasure from a certain Golden Gilgamesh, glanced at the time in the room.

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