Hogwarts: No Slacking Off, You're the Chosen One!

After a lifetime of coasting, he gets hit with the Chosen One Training Manual. From cooking, washing, and scrubbing dishes... to studying, running, and fighting—everything is part of the training. Stick with it and gain proficiency, occasionally unlocking magical knowledge, and leveling up grants magical creature traits! Who ever heard of a Chosen One mopping floors and weeding all day? Why can I cut through space, yet the skill is still called Weeding? Who wants the golden talent of a Blast-Ended Skrewt's explosive fart? Can't I just follow the plot? Chosen One Training Manual: No! ....... Four years later, in the Hogwarts headmaster's office, Dumbledore pulls out a long-forgotten letter. 5:00-5:30: Sprint 10 laps around the neighborhood (such youthful energy). 5:30-6:00: Handstand on one finger (what does one finger handstand even mean!). 6:20-7:00: Weed...